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  1. But you don’t understand; it’s the others that have formed sects, “I” follow the true religion!
    “I” know this because I was told this many times by others who follow the one true religion.

  2. “I told you a thousand times, it’s LADIES’ NIGHT! Just when I’m about to get some benefits from this stupid gig and then you bastards have to show up. Now get lost or I’ll set the locusts and toads after your sorry asses again!”

    • In reply to #13 by Lancshoop:

      And when Hitchins suddenly realised he was stood outside the Pearly Gates, I jumped out from behind a wall and shouted ‘SURPRISE !!!’

      While Thor looked over your shoulder from inside and worked out his decision!

    • In reply to #13 by Lancshoop:

      And when Hitchins suddenly realised he was stood outside the Pearly Gates, I jumped out from behind a wall and shouted ‘SURPRISE !!!’

      To which he replied “Why did you hide yourself so?”

      • In reply to #18 by PERSON:

        In reply to #13 by Lancshoop:

        And when Hitchins suddenly realised he was stood outside the Pearly Gates, I jumped out from behind a wall and shouted ‘SURPRISE !!!’

        To which he replied “Why did you hide yourself so?”

        To which I replied ‘Be honest, you didn’t really look did you ? Here’s a copy of Sagan’s pale blue dot video – I’m all over the place in it.

        • In reply to #19 by Lancshoop:

          In reply to #18 by PERSON:

          In reply to #13 by Lancshoop:

          And when Hitchins suddenly realised he was stood outside the Pearly Gates, I jumped out from behind a wall and shouted ‘SURPRISE !!!’

          To which he replied “Why did you hide yourself so?”

          To which I replied ‘Be honest, you didn’t really look did you ? Here’s a copy of Sagan’s pale blue dot video – I’m all over the place in it.

          How unfortunate! – You were on top of Mt St. Helens when it erupted blowing tiny specks of dust all over the planet??

  3. ” If you ‘believe’ in me – your soccer coach – divide into colourful clubs, I will teach you ball ‘skills’, get you fit till it ‘hurts’, select the ‘Best’ and invite the world teams to play for a ‘gold chalice’, here – Rio de Janeiro”. “Arms out – LETS PARTY BRAZIL !!! “

  4. But verily I say unto you that there shall come a day when there shall be light bulbs. And it shall take but one of my followers to change one. But verily shall ye remember that the One is Three and the Three are One

  5. To Ignorant Amos (No. 8): Great caption! Actually, though, I read where some anatomists did experiments on cadavers (jeez, I hope they were cadavers) and found that putting the nails through the palms won’t work. The nails would just strip out between the bones of the palm (metacarpals). They think that the nails must have been put between the two bones of the forearm, radius and ulna, just above the wrist.

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