Caption contest: US Senator gives Keynote at Lobby Day

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This just in! Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) will be the keynote speaker at the Secular Summit and Lobby Day, the national conference run by the Secular Coalition for America, where secularists can learn political savvy and walk to Congress to speak directly with lawmakers. The Richard Dawkins Foundation is not a lobby group but is sponsoring the second day with its focus on secular workshops and political awareness. Winners will get a copy of An Appetite for Wonder: The Making of a Scientist by Richard Dawkins.

 

Winner of this contest:

 

"Don't worry honey.  He's trying to compensate, if you know what I mean"

done by InYourFaceNewYorker

 

Runners Up:

 

"Don't pay any attention to him.  Strong  back, weak mind."

done by Adam Pearse

 

"All those muscles?  He trains on a diet of pie in the sky"

done by Bob Springsteen

Written By: RDFRS

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52 COMMENTS

  1. Trainer advises Secular: “In the same way Delilah discovered the secret of Samson’s strength and shaved off his locks, so you must eradicate the bullshit that gives Religion his mighty power.”

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    ** [Trainer = TESTER ] ” It is ONLY a ‘magic ‘ trick !!

    YOU have EVIDENCE , & SCIENCE on your side !! ” **

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  3. Here´s my silly try for this caption and really worth event (no matter the place):

    “Don´t despair, just think that the enlightened spirit of the law, focusing political purpose, is the opposite of brute force and obscurity. Be proud of a whole “A” generation.”

  4. The savvy may be convincing politicians that they will vote based on superstition and ignore all reality-based reasons. These are voters who give politicians a lot of leeway if they give the proper lip service.

  5. After refusing the injection of Jesus into his heart,the secularist decides to do this the hard way.
    The drug known as religion should be removed from politics,and regular testing should be administered.

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