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Friday, June 8, 2007 | Reason : Wingnut News | print version Print | Comments

Audio Dobson and John MacArthur fantasize about the downfall of America

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John MacArthur (pastor of Grace Community Church in Sun Valley, California) says God has abandoned us and dire consequences shall follow. Celebrating lesbian sex is one of the points he highlights as a reason for God's abandoning us.

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1. Comment #48667 by Salvatore on June 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm

 avatar"You know a society has been abandoned by god when it celebrates lesbian sex."

You know, about six salacious jokes popped into my mind, but I'm going to spare all y'all…

;)

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2. Comment #48676 by konquererz on June 8, 2007 at 5:23 pm

 avatarWell well well, James Dobson and John MacAurther talkin up the end of the earth and the death of america. You can almost hear the giddiness in their voices talking about america going down under gods wrath and the saved gloating over them being right. I hate to even listen to men like them talk, with their "god abandoned america" crap.

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3. Comment #48705 by stevieb on June 8, 2007 at 6:48 pm

lesbian sex? if it weren't for lesbian sex, what would religious conservatives watch in their convention hotel rooms?

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4. Comment #48724 by Dr Benway on June 8, 2007 at 8:23 pm

 avatarAids is proof of God's hatred of gay sex, that's clear. But what do we make of the low incidence of HIV among lesbians?

God must have a hard time picking favorites among the nations, since the gays don't always cluster together as in the Castro.

Maybe it's not gay sex God hates. Maybe it's "celebrating" gayness God finds offensive.

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5. Comment #48729 by jasonp33 on June 8, 2007 at 9:09 pm

 avatarDr Benway said:
Aids is proof of God's hatred of gay sex, that's clear.

If your god's hatred of gay sex is so clear then why do say in your concluding sentence:
Maybe it's not gay sex God hates. Maybe it's "celebrating" gayness God finds offensive.

By your own statement you reveal that the issue is very unclear. Please try to contradict yourself less obviously in the future.

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6. Comment #48731 by Dr Benway on June 8, 2007 at 9:16 pm

 avatarFalwell's law: parody fundamentalism and someone will believe it's not a parody.

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7. Comment #48735 by bouwe on June 8, 2007 at 9:34 pm

Dr Benway:
Falwell's law: parody fundamentalism and someone will believe it's not a parody.
lol, good one, doc!!

Actually, a dose of this stuff every now and then is necessary -- a reality check on other people's unreality. Sometimes I think "Nah, millions of Americans don't really think like that...then I watch Kenneth Copeland's half hour and get a rude reminder.

Last week he was talking about how the U.S. Naval Academy took a model of Noah's Ark and ran it through a ocean weather simulator (whatever that is??!!) and they "couldn't sink it" thus proving it was true!!!

I'd like to know if U.S. tax dollars were actually spent on this and when. These people are a bit of a worry.

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8. Comment #48736 by Firefly on June 8, 2007 at 9:41 pm

If there's no lesbian sex in heaven, then I don't really want to go anyway.

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9. Comment #48785 by Hugo on June 9, 2007 at 3:40 am

 avatarI wouldn't want to live in a society that doesn't celebrate lesbian sex!

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10. Comment #48789 by pewkatchoo on June 9, 2007 at 3:46 am

 avatarYou know a society has been abandoned by god when...

...they start putting meat in their mars bars.

...Take That re-unites for yet another concert.

...Chelsea win the Champions League.

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11. Comment #48808 by Xenocratic on June 9, 2007 at 5:35 am

Isn't it interesting that this MacArthur lunatic suspects that God has more destruction in store for the United States, though of course he says that he prays this won't happen, but yet "God would be just" if it does. I wonder if Mr MacArthur would still be so certain of God's justice if his own city was being destroyed? It's such a great pity that there isn't a hell where these hypocritical, apocalyptic, ignorant and hideously bigoted pieces of human garbage could rot forever. No offence, of course...

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12. Comment #48814 by Friend Giskard on June 9, 2007 at 5:47 am

 avatarI just wanna say, Lesbian sex rules! Woohoo!

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13. Comment #48833 by Rtambree on June 9, 2007 at 6:46 am

It seems the most perverse religious beliefs are simply manifestations of male sexual insecurity.

I suppose it's too much to ask that viagra and DNA testing of offspring will soon negate the need for all this (In China it manifests itself as a callous trade in exotic and endangered wildife with 'potency' attributes).

The God that created hundreds of billions of galaxies each with hundreds of billions of stars cares what consenting adults do for fun in private - yeah, makes perfect sense.

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14. Comment #48837 by CJ22 on June 9, 2007 at 7:01 am

 avatarFundementalist Christianity is becoming every bit as much of a death-cult as Islam.

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15. Comment #48851 by phasmagigas on June 9, 2007 at 7:28 am

 avatarI honestly wonder if these men are so corrupt because they deny what they desire more than anything, more than power, more than money, that is of course to have sex with another man. Could that honestly be the reason????

Can you imagine the self centerd torturous reasoning these neotenous minds contemplate, literally like children not allowed to put their hands in the candy/sweet jar, ultimate reward for doing so, ultimate punishment for not and decide its better to destroy the jar so nobody can have it. Too far fetched? well after food consumption sexual desire/requirements is perhaps central to all peoples motivations.

At least haggard did engage his desires physically and maybe thats why he is half the monster that these men are, i pity haggard but these guys are beyond that.

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16. Comment #48874 by bluebird on June 9, 2007 at 9:48 am

 avatarThey inadvertently said something crude; such eloquence.


Die s***koph, the "L word" aint goin' nowhere.

A quote from a local dude:
"The closer I get to my tomb,
the less I care who sleeps with whom".

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17. Comment #48876 by newcomer on June 9, 2007 at 9:58 am

We need to laugh and ridicule these people not only for claiming to have absolute certainty that God exists but for also knowing what he's thinking and what he's going to do.

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18. Comment #48878 by Bonzai on June 9, 2007 at 10:06 am

Where in the bible does it say a woman cannot have sex with another woman? Seems like these literalists are not so literal afterall, they make things up whenever it suits them.

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19. Comment #48895 by flyingscot on June 9, 2007 at 11:38 am

 avatarI wonder what pecentage of their brains these guys are using? A very small number comes to mind.

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20. Comment #48901 by scrit on June 9, 2007 at 12:14 pm

John Macarthur is the pastor of Grace Community Church in LA, near where I grew up. It's gotta be one of the, if not THE biggest evangelical church in LA. He's not fringe at all, that crackpot. I still have friends that probably were in the audience crying as he said this.

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21. Comment #48906 by Logicel on June 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm

 avatarphasmagigas wrote: well after food consumption sexual desire/requirements is perhaps central to all peoples motivations.

and

bluebird wrote: A quote from a local dude:
"The closer I get to my tomb,
the less I care who sleeps with whom".


___________________________________

Being inspired by both quotes I have come up with:

The closer I get to the grave,

The more I want to stuff my face with food rather than sleep with Dave.

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22. Comment #48908 by BMMcArdle on June 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm

We're all lesbians. Every mother-lovin one of us.
The (good) mother sustains us in our infancy at her breast. Why is it that females having sex is less objectionable to both sexes than males having sex? Why do men have nipples?

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23. Comment #49018 by Corylus on June 10, 2007 at 2:52 am

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Dobson and John MacArthur fantasize about the downfall of America.

Huh? Why would fine, upstanding male preachers talking about lesbian sex involve an element of fantasy??

Josh, you're a bad boy, and you deserve to be punished… In whichever fashion you most enjoy ;)

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24. Comment #49034 by jaytee_555 on June 10, 2007 at 3:48 am

When I used to go to church as a kid I used get a lot more coughs and colds than I do now. I am forced to conclude that God was punishing me for church attendance. I once got a very bad case of tonsilitis in easter week, after attending five services. What more proof can one want?

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25. Comment #49117 by Fire1974 on June 10, 2007 at 12:02 pm

 avatarMy Christian mother has some John Macarthur material she want's to send me. She thinks it might sway me back into the Lord's fold. I'm so glad to have been given a preview of his intellectual prowess. I think I might be able to take him and Chuck Missler's peanut butter on at the same time. I don't want to bragg, but I'm THAT good. ; )

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26. Comment #49233 by CJ on June 11, 2007 at 5:04 am

 avatarHis diatribe slowed down about the point he mentioned God destroying a city in America. Did New Orleans cross his mind? If so was he a) Shocked he might be right or b) About to make the link himself and though better of it because of the problems that inference has caused to others of his ilk or c) Something else?

Answers on a post card to:-
God/Allah/etc.
Co Heaven/Paradise/Hell
Third star to the left and on till morning.

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27. Comment #49236 by Philip1978 on June 11, 2007 at 5:32 am

 avatarJason33,
Hehehe don't worry mate, I remember a while back on one post I had the most hideous go at someone who I thought was being utterly horrible, I was convinced I was right and I read it again and again, only to be told by Professor Dawkins that I had got it wrong, I still blush even now!

I really do think the religious are getting more and more depressed as time wonders on, all this "God is angry with us" is not doing them any favours!

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28. Comment #49250 by chezzyd on June 11, 2007 at 6:45 am

Yawn yawn - mention lesbian sex and look at all the infantile comments.

Why is lesbian sex 'ok'? Because men get off on it. Why is gay male sex not ok? Because men feel threatened by it. So here we are back to the same old same old. Mention sex and it's always a man-centred world. Now take a look at the article called 'manliness next to godliness'. It's nothing to do with religion. Religion is simply the stick used to beat people with. Always has been. What we are seeing right now is the stick used by patriarchy. Which has never been good news for women: lesbian or otherwise.

Personally, I don't give a flying monkey who sleeps with whom.

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