Can the rest of us have our planet back?
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2. Comment #57720 by Rtambree on July 20, 2007 at 6:29 pm
That was good, especially the way he gave equal time to all three Abrahamic faiths.3. Comment #57726 by LeeC on July 20, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Good Stuff... I miss the English humour.4. Comment #57742 by Kell on July 20, 2007 at 9:13 pm
6. Comment #57749 by LeeLeeOne on July 20, 2007 at 9:56 pm
7. Comment #57758 by petermun on July 20, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Superb - needs to be up there with Carlin et al in the Dawkin's Comedy classics.8. Comment #57759 by Flagellant on July 20, 2007 at 11:57 pm
9. Comment #57778 by Logicel on July 21, 2007 at 1:49 am
10. Comment #57788 by doodinthemood on July 21, 2007 at 2:55 am
When I heard this I just knew it would turn up on here. My favourite line was "stop pretending your celibate as a cover up for being a gay or a nonce"11. Comment #57813 by kev_s on July 21, 2007 at 8:34 am
If you enjoyed Marcus, you'd like this older stuff:12. Comment #57818 by celestial_T on July 21, 2007 at 9:13 am
13. Comment #57827 by crabsallover on July 21, 2007 at 11:20 am
14. Comment #57836 by Mercurius on July 21, 2007 at 1:48 pm
15. Comment #57883 by ross on July 21, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I wish I could provide the link of Omid Djalili at the Montreal Just for Laughs Festival when he went on an anti-religious rant, but, alas...16. Comment #57885 by Nails on July 21, 2007 at 11:55 pm
"A four year old is no more a Christian than he is a memeber of the postal workers union"
17. Comment #57999 by Beachbum on July 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm
18. Comment #58005 by Veronique on July 23, 2007 at 12:29 am
19. Comment #58009 by Enlightenme.. on July 23, 2007 at 1:09 am
20. Comment #58091 by phil rimmer on July 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
21. Comment #58093 by steve99 on July 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
22. Comment #58095 by Elli on July 23, 2007 at 11:43 am
23. Comment #58099 by BillySands on July 23, 2007 at 1:00 pm
24. Comment #58124 by atheistperspective on July 23, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I think he was being rather unfair on Anthony Worrall Thompson actually.... ;)25. Comment #58208 by pewkatchoo on July 24, 2007 at 2:59 am
26. Comment #59220 by jeepyjay on July 28, 2007 at 11:23 am
There was a follow-up on this week's Now Show, in which he comments on all the emails he has received from atheists offering to pray for him! 27. Comment #59223 by Enlightenme.. on July 28, 2007 at 11:34 am
28. Comment #60120 by magicker on August 1, 2007 at 4:16 am
Fantastic - i was just about to upload a similar vid to you tube but this one is amazing. Top work and well done Marcus you are a genius.29. Comment #60394 by Sittingduck on August 1, 2007 at 6:44 pm
30. Comment #61256 by jimbaker87 on August 4, 2007 at 11:06 am
This is excellent. Not only funny, but wise and true.31. Comment #62397 by paulshepard on August 9, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Funny but so true. Said as clear thinking people quietly believe.32. Comment #62740 by Tim Weller on August 11, 2007 at 4:55 am
There is never a truer word spoken in jest. Yet, it is not just the religious who rejoice in violence. We are all at it: the religious, the irreligious, the atheist and the agnostic. In particular, the white nations who went out into all the world to make disciples of all nations, with the Bible in one hand and the sword in the other! We, I think are the worst offenders, with our European empires around the world, for many centuries. And the Brits, of course, had the biggest empire in the history of humanity - founded and maintained by the bayonet, the bomb and the bullet!33. Comment #62935 by HappyPrimate on August 12, 2007 at 11:26 am
34. Comment #63871 by MIND_REBEL on August 16, 2007 at 1:22 pm
35. Comment #63872 by Corylus on August 16, 2007 at 1:24 pm
36. Comment #65814 by John Pritzlaff on August 26, 2007 at 9:06 pm
I tried to send this comment...37. Comment #66298 by ADePSP on August 29, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Dam, I had to cut that speach off to make my comment... Class is all I can say, pure class...38. Comment #66860 by mero on August 31, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Wow....great!39. Comment #67585 by Veronique on September 4, 2007 at 12:18 am
40. Comment #68766 by mikeofdoom on September 8, 2007 at 1:31 pm
I do wonder if i find this to be the only funny thing that Brigstocke's done, purely because of the subject matter.41. Comment #68773 by Johnny O on September 8, 2007 at 2:05 pm
42. Comment #68780 by Johnny O on September 8, 2007 at 2:32 pm
43. Comment #70183 by Alkal on September 14, 2007 at 9:19 am
I think he should have mntioned the nonAbrahamic faiths as well, they need to loeave the planet alone too, for the rest ofus.44. Comment #70391 by robonstormymonday on September 15, 2007 at 9:10 am
excellent. and well said, your troubled history does not give you a license to act with impunity jews.45. Comment #76291 by jonny_eh on October 5, 2007 at 11:15 am
That was quite funny but I find it interesting that he needed to take a jab at Jews despite the fact that they make up less than 1% of the world's population. It's a pimple on the butt of Christianity and Islam, yet always needs equal mention, for fear of offending the Muslims and Christians.46. Comment #78758 by Mr Embiggen on October 14, 2007 at 6:30 pm
47. Comment #78765 by Veronique on October 14, 2007 at 7:33 pm
48. Comment #78771 by Quine on October 14, 2007 at 8:40 pm
49. Comment #79038 by AccidentOfEvolution on October 16, 2007 at 12:47 am
50. Comment #82715 by Jaana on October 27, 2007 at 10:09 am
Haha! Brilliant!
1. Comment #57719 by Damien Trotter on July 20, 2007 at 6:15 pm
As far as I can remember this is Marcus Brigstocke's first (broadcast) rant against religion. He joins an ever growing number of British comedians who have recently let their feelings be known in this sphere.
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