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Saturday, May 24, 2008 | Reason : In the News | print version Print | Comments

Document A Tribute to Douglas Adams: Towel Day May 25th

by Towel Day



Reposted from: http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

You sass that hoopy Douglas Adams? Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was. You are invited to join your fellow hitch hikers in mourning the loss of the late great one. Join in on towel day to show your appreciation for the humor and insight that Douglas Adams brought to all our lives.

What do I do?

Carry your towel with you throughout the day to show your participation and mourning.

When do I do it?

May 25th.

Where do I do it?

Everywhere.

Why a towel?

To quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Frequently Asked Questions

We have gotten lots and lots of emails from all over the world. Many of you seem to have similar questions.

The 25th of May has no DNA significance. Why did you pick that day to celebrate?

Towel Day was intended to be a wake. A way of showing respect for the passing of this most hoopy frood. It was first slated for one week after his death, but that didn't give us nearly enough time to get the word out. So we moved it to two weeks after his death. This question also appears in the form, "But, why not 42 days after his death?" Again, it's all about timing, 42 days is a long time in the history of the Universe, so we were concerned that the enthusiasm would vaporize like a planet in the path of a Vogon Constructor Fleet. Some people still won't give up, and ask "But, why not on Thursday, since that's when the trilogy begins? Well, we didn't think about that until the idea had already exploded across the Internet. I could never get the hang of Thursdays, anyway. If you have any other questions about why Towel Day is on May 25th, instead of (insert date here), feel free to consult your Guide.

There's an article on BBC that says the Towel Day is on the last Friday of May. Are there two Towel Days?

No. The article you read was written on May 16th 2001, while the idea of celebrating the Towel Day was in it's cradle.

It's outdated and it's wrong. The Towel Days 2001 and 2002 were celebrated on May 25th so we stick to that.

We're not saying you can't bring your towel around whenever you feel like it.

I feel we should change the date to something a bit more Guide or DNA related, like February 4th (4/2), April 2nd (4/2), February 11th (42nd day of the year), May 11th (day of his death), June 22nd (42 days after DNA passed plus Polly's birthday) or October 18th (42nd Thursday after he passed). Whaddy'a say?

Enough with the date mixture already. Here's what I want you to do. Start, Run, calc.exe. View, Advanced, then change the calculator to work with Hexadecimal (Hex) numbers. Add 25 + 5 and equalize that (Enter) - you'll get 2A, right?

Now, switch back to Decimal (Dec). Happy? We think so. :-)

Should I really carry a towel all day? It might be embarrassing!

Yes, you should really carry a towel with you all day. You might get teased or looked at weird, but then you can just hide behind your towel until the offensive people go away. (These people are mindboggingly stupid animals, they assume that if you can't see them, they can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous)

Seriously, if you're still in school, explain to your teachers what you're doing. They'll probably appreciate the gesture to a great literary mind. In fact, tell them ahead of time. They just might surprise you by bringing a towel too. Perhaps some places of employment won't be as understanding, but give it a shot. If someone asks what you're doing with a towel, tell them to go read the book!

Can we do this again next year?

Will do. Carry your towel, or be a strag.

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1. Comment #184323 by Don_Quix on May 24, 2008 at 3:25 pm

 avatarHoopy froods unite!

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2. Comment #184325 by happy on May 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm

I bet May 25th is significant in base-13!

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3. Comment #184327 by phil rimmer on May 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm

 avatarRecently, working on one of the most basic electronic circuits, an astable multivibrator, I was shocked to realize its output was always an endlessly repeated string, answering the most basic question that has ever been posed since DNA famously first framed it.....

101010 it bleats. A clearer sign of the hand of the almighty deeply embedded in the very fabric of the Farnell electronics catalogue has never been shown us.

The man was truly more deserving of the title prophet than any we have encountered to date.

I for one will be carrying my towel on May 11001.

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4. Comment #184329 by Tressa on May 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm

 avatarMy towel and I are ready to travel.

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5. Comment #184333 by BigJohn on May 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm

 avatarAny special pattern or color required? Hurry, I want to be ready to go first thing in the morning.

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6. Comment #184342 by black wolf on May 24, 2008 at 5:50 pm

 avatarI'll be doing it, with my personally signed copy of the Guide under my arm.

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7. Comment #184347 by toomanytribbles on May 24, 2008 at 6:02 pm

 avatari have to go to work on sunday. but carry it, i will!

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8. Comment #184352 by chuckgoecke on May 24, 2008 at 6:26 pm

 avatarFor a brief period this morning, I was wearing nothing but a towel.... ooops TMI

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9. Comment #184353 by mdowe on May 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm

 avatarThis would seem to be implying some people are to be caught without a trusty towel on the other days of the year. Well ... I suppose there are all kinds of weirdos out there.

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10. Comment #184357 by Layla Nasreddin on May 24, 2008 at 6:59 pm

 avatarAnd if all else fails, you (female) can use the towel as a hijab, in case you want to nip over to the masjid (mosque) for some reason.

Or not. ;)

Come to think of it, is it allowed to carry an unworn hijab as a towel on Towel Day? Many of them, unwrapped, are as large or even larger than a typical towel.

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11. Comment #184358 by devolve on May 24, 2008 at 7:00 pm

 avatarGiven that the temperature is probably going to be around 92F / 33C tomorrow, a towel will come in handy if I bother to venture outdoors.

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12. Comment #184361 by markg on May 24, 2008 at 7:15 pm

 avatarOK, I'll participate, but only right after a shower in the morning.

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13. Comment #184363 by Sittingduck on May 24, 2008 at 7:40 pm

 avatarSince I will be working about the yard tomorrow, I will only carry a throwing towel with me...

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14. Comment #184364 by twilleyj on May 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm

 avatarMay 25th?
On a Sunday?

I think I'll wear a towel to church.

Oh wait a moment, God is imaginary.
My towel is real.

I shall stay home with my towel and go swimming.

Thank you Douglas Adams.
You were/are an inspiration.

John

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15. Comment #184368 by DasSquid on May 24, 2008 at 8:38 pm

 avatarIt's very difficult to express how truly grateful I am to Douglas. You were and continue to be a source of inspiration for me.

Much love for Douglas.

Every year from 2001 I have celebrated Towel Day, I in fact get people together, make my own concoction of the Pangalactic Gargleblaster and we sit and watch the entire series (the 70s version being the only good version).

A version that does take a bit of preparation.

1 Shot Zubrowka (Polish Vodka) (Ol Janx Spirit)
A Decent amount of Cider
3 Shots of Gin (make it as cold as you can)
1 Shot of Creme de Menth
Melt 1 Sugar Cube into the concoction.
Sprinkle of fresh cinnamon
Olive
and a few drops of Lemon Essence

Stir it all up, and put a cube of dry ice in there, serve in a large red wine glass.

Tastes great, and it really does knock you around!

Hooray for liver!

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16. Comment #184369 by dansam on May 24, 2008 at 8:57 pm

Douglas Adams was one of my all-time favorite authors whose life was tragically cut short. The Hitchhikers series is a wonderful blend of satire, goofy comedy, and science. I re-read passages from it frequently.

I will be proud to carry my towel.

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17. Comment #184372 by MedMonkey on May 24, 2008 at 9:42 pm

 avatarGood thing I'll be on the beach tomorrow ... my trusty towel should come in handy!

Thanks Douglas Adams

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18. Comment #184376 by MPhil on May 24, 2008 at 10:21 pm

 avatarYep - anywhere I go today, I'll carry a towel. Long live Doulgas Adams, who made such a wonderful contribution to my life through his wonderful works.

Douglas Adams: You certainly were a frood who knew where his towel was! You are sorely missed, but held in highest regard and present as ever.

Let's raise our pan-galactic Gargleblaster to Douglas Adams!

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19. Comment #184378 by Alkal on May 24, 2008 at 10:38 pm

...and I just bought a new towel... super! Will also read the Trilogy.(out loud to my poor husband)
I am so carrying it today- its just turned May 25th here.

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20. Comment #184383 by ordeneus on May 25, 2008 at 12:05 am

My significant other (who thinks I'm mad) had been instructed to ensure we both have towels at all times. Starting now, as, it's already tomorrow in EnGerland.

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21. Comment #184384 by RamziD on May 25, 2008 at 12:13 am

Can someone please explain the significance of the number "42". I haven't read the book, and I'm too lazy to search the answer on the internet. Thanks in advance.

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22. Comment #184388 by ADParker on May 25, 2008 at 12:41 am

 avatarRamziD!! Your post has personally offended me. As a "militant atheist" I must STRIKE YOU DOWN.

Of course, as "Militant atheism" only amounts to mild rebukes, I have now done so. (Do you feel all smited and stuff?)

Ha, Just kidding.

42 is the answer to the question of the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything. From which a new superior computer (called "The Earth") was built to find out what the question is.

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23. Comment #184391 by RamziD on May 25, 2008 at 12:50 am

That chastisement was worse than the idea of an eternal hell. Yet, you still gave me the answer, proving your benevolence. Gracias.

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24. Comment #184399 by bugaboo on May 25, 2008 at 1:58 am

I AM a towel! I shall get really high today. And raise a glass to Douglas.

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25. Comment #184404 by Logicel on May 25, 2008 at 2:27 am

 avatarRamziD, your reward in facing down a militant atheist is the following:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Answer_to_Life,_the_Universe,_and_Everything

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26. Comment #184411 by lailoken on May 25, 2008 at 3:59 am

 avatarIt is sad and fitting to anaugurate my new membership honouring DNA (Douglas Noel Adams)
My wife who is starting her Adams quest (late than never)with "Last Chance..." does not understand why I cry (wusss)like a girl when I talk of the great one.
My favorite is "Where was I?" "pontificating!"
A prize to anyone who can refrence it...
It was a pleasure to see there are more of you out there...
Oh look at me I'm crying again...

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27. Comment #184417 by Colwyn Abernathy on May 25, 2008 at 5:09 am

 avatarPhotobucket

We miss you, Doug. :_(

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28. Comment #184431 by lailoken on May 25, 2008 at 6:52 am

 avatarhttp://picasaweb.google.com/hanadari/TowelDay/photo#5204310947308265026

There's a frood who really knows where her towel is!

just got this from dad showing my little one in her first participation in the worlds newest organized religion... Towlenism

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29. Comment #184448 by mdowe on May 25, 2008 at 9:53 am

 avatarI smiled when I heard Towel Day getting a plug on Canadian national radio -- The CBC program "As it Happens" on May 23rd, currently listed here:
http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/latestshow.html

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30. Comment #184489 by RamziD on May 25, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Ok, I'm hooked. All this talk about Froods, 42, Base 13, Vorgons, etc... I'm going now to buy a copy of Adams' HHGTTG (learned that from Wiki :))

BTW, thanks for the links ADParker and Logicel.

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31. Comment #184531 by DNAproduct on May 25, 2008 at 3:30 pm

 avatarCongratulations, RamziD!

You're probably on your way to many hours of enjoyment...and understanding little references to Douglas Adams that pop up all over the place.
Keep an eye out for the Great Green Arkelseizure.

Speaking of Douglas Adams, there's one line from "The Extended Phenotype" that I put into my file of favorite Dawkins quotes because it sounded to me like something Adams would have written:

Journalists are often only too ready to pander to the unpopularity of Darwinism in some lay circles. One of Britain's least disreputable daily newspapers (The Guardian, 21 November 1978) served up a journalistically garbled but still just recognizable version of the Eldredge/Gould theory in a leading article, as evidence that all is not well with Darwinism.


In that context, doesn't "least disreputable" seem like the way Douglas Adams would have put it?

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32. Comment #184540 by louis14 on May 25, 2008 at 4:17 pm

Lailoken - I claim my prize ...

Second radio series, in the Heart Of Gold, under attack by the Vogon fleet. Zaphod conducts a seance with his dead Grandfather.

Grandfather, "Where was I?"
Zaphod, "pontificating!"

Douglas, you are sorely missed. I still have my Hitchiker's Guide limited edition towel, and will keep it always!

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33. Comment #184542 by Quine on May 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm

 avatarI've got my towel right here, and am watching the NASA Mars lander coverage on the web.

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34. Comment #184567 by AoClay on May 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm

 avatarI just came back from a concert and was asked by quite a lot about the towel. I hope there's at least one new Adams reader.

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35. Comment #184580 by mordacious1 on May 25, 2008 at 7:08 pm

My wife and I took a hike through the woods and went to a brewery to toast Adams. Got some weird looks, but no questions. I mean we had super big bath towels, my wife wore hers on her head for awhile. I guess people have seen it all by now.

Tried explaining to the waitress but she just gave us a blank stare. Oh well.

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36. Comment #184590 by Frankus1122 on May 25, 2008 at 7:51 pm

 avatarI took my towel to a BBQ party today. It came in handy in that I forgot my hat and the sun was shining, so it served as a head covering. It got a bit hot under the towel so my head got a bit sweaty. Luckily I had a towel to mop my brow. It also came in handy when the children decided to stop inhaling the helium from the balloons and fill them with water instead. My Adams towel served to dry me off after I was hit with a water balloon.
I never imagined that a towel could actually be as useful as that.
Thanks!

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37. Comment #184676 by Paramatheist on May 26, 2008 at 12:35 am

I brought my towel into New York City today to meet a friend and learned two things:

1. Carrying a towel around Manhattan is not unusual. In fact, carrying anything around Manhattan is not unusual.

2. As Douglas Adams suggested, towels are very practical. I used the towel as a seat cushion, as a barrier to prevent catching typhoid from the subway rails, as something to keep my neck from getting sunburned, as something to sit on in central park, and a cushion to prevent my backpack from crushing my brachial plexus. I even used it once or twice to dry my hands!!!

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38. Comment #184732 by ghost of numf-el on May 26, 2008 at 4:30 am

Bugger - didn't notice this until the 26th.

Still - big kudos to everyone who took part, from those of us who wish we did.

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39. Comment #184744 by King of NH on May 26, 2008 at 5:15 am

 avatarI had no idea there was such a day, and now being a day late felt left out. I love Adams. But then I remembered. I went fishing yesterday, and rode my motorcycle. It being spring, I always bring a towel when I ride to wipe the pollen off the seat before I sit down (I hate having a mold-green pollen butt), a clear example of the usefulness of a towel that Adams neglected. So I did have my towel, but it stayed a few hundred feet away with the bike. Does that count?

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40. Comment #254506 by brenor on September 25, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Towel Day 2008 at NASA Ames in California to watch the Phoenix Lander.

I had this towel made specially. I still have a few left over to sell. Checkout:
http://www.brenorbrophy.com/FS/dpt/dpt.htm

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41. Comment #261847 by wynne on October 7, 2008 at 1:51 pm

I'm in the process of reading HHGG, but a question:

On the big, red DON'T PANIC towels (unstriped) it reads in small print: DNA N47°16' E11°23'

I get that DNA is Douglas Adams, but what does the rest of it mean? (Is it something from any of the books?)

A kid at my camp has one of these towels that he carried around every thursday, which was when we celebrate the end of the world. Thankfully the RAs always manage to put the world back together by friday, but everyone carries their towel with them, just in case.

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42. Comment #263574 by brenor on October 11, 2008 at 7:10 pm

It would appear to be the location of a building in Innsbruck.

Here

I have no idea what that means.

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