Top 6 Incestuous Relationships In The BibleAnd Cain went out from the face of the Lord, and dwelt as a fugitive on the earth, at the east side of Eden. And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived, and brought forth Henoch: and he built a city, and called the name thereof by the name of his son Henoch. [Genesis 4:16-17]
Howbeit, otherwise also she is truly my sister, the daughter of my father, and not the daughter of my mother, and I took her to wife. And after God brought me out of my father's house, I said to her: Thou shalt do me this kindness: In every place, to which we shall come, thou shalt say that I am thy brother. [Genesis 20:12-13]
And Thare lived seventy years, and begot Abram, and Nachor, and Aran. And these are the generations of Thare: Thare begot Abram, Nachor, and Aran. And Aran begot Lot. And Aran died before Thare his father, in the land of his nativity in Ur of the Chaldees. And Abram and Nachor married wives: the name of Abram's wife was Sarai: and the name of Nachor's wife, Melcha, the daughter of Aran, father of Melcha, and father of Jescha. [Genesis 11:26-29]
And the elder said to the younger Our father is old, and there is no man left on the earth, to come in unto us after the manner of the whole earth. Come, let us make him drunk with wine, and let us lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the elder went in and lay with her father: but he perceived not neither when his daughter lay down, nor when she rose up. And the next day the elder said to the younger: Behold I lay last night with my father, let us make him drink wine also to night, and thou shalt lie with him, that we may save seed of our father. They made their father drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in, and lay with him: and neither then did he perceive when she lay down, nor when she rose up. So the two daughters of Lot were with child by their father. [Genesis 19:31-36]
The sons of Merari: Moholi and Musi. These are the kindreds of Levi by their families. 20 And Amram took to wife Jochabed his aunt by the father's side: and she bore him Aaron and Moses. And the years of Amram's life were a hundred and thirty-seven. [Exodus 6:19-20]
And it came to pass after this, that Amnon the son of David loved the sister of Absalom the son of David, who was very beautiful, and her name was Thamar. And he was exceedingly fond of her, so that he fell sick for the love of her: for as she was a virgin, he thought it hard to do any thing dishonestly with her. [II Kings 13:1-2 ] And Thamar came to the house of Amnon her brother: but he was laid down: and she took meal and tempered it: and dissolving it in his sight she made little messes. And taking what she had boiled, she poured it out, and set it before him, but he would not eat: and Amnon said: Put out all persons from me. And when they had put all persons out, Amnon said to Thamar: Bring the mess into the chamber, that I may eat at thy hand. And when she had presented him the meat, he took hold of her, and said: Come lie with me, my sister. She answered him: Do not so, my brother, do not force me: for no such thing must be done in Israel. Do not thou this folly. [II Kings 13:8-12] But he would not hearken to her prayers, but being stronger overpowered her and lay with her. [II Kings 13:14]
2. Comment #185157 by Godfree Gordon on May 27, 2008 at 6:00 am
3. Comment #185158 by Laurie Fraser on May 27, 2008 at 6:00 am
4. Comment #185164 by Dhamma on May 27, 2008 at 6:07 am
5. Comment #185165 by j.mills on May 27, 2008 at 6:07 am
And Cain knew his wife, and she conceived, and brought forth Henoch: and he built a city, and called the name thereof by the name of his son Henoch.
6. Comment #185166 by Vinelectric on May 27, 2008 at 6:08 am
7. Comment #185167 by Ygern on May 27, 2008 at 6:09 am
8. Comment #185171 by Cartomancer on May 27, 2008 at 6:19 am
9. Comment #185172 by Laurie Fraser on May 27, 2008 at 6:21 am
10. Comment #185181 by Cartomancer on May 27, 2008 at 6:42 am
11. Comment #185185 by donmak on May 27, 2008 at 7:01 am
I would love to send this to my extremely religious family members. But as you know, they have this all explained rather easily.12. Comment #185188 by BillySands on May 27, 2008 at 7:06 am
Religious scholars say that God suspended the laws of incest in the early days of man in order to ensure that man spread on the earth. In the words of the commentators of the Douay Rheims Bible: "God [dispensed] with such marriages in the beginning of the world, as mankind could not otherwise be propagated."
13. Comment #185194 by danny_z on May 27, 2008 at 7:19 am
14. Comment #185196 by Stella on May 27, 2008 at 7:21 am
15. Comment #185202 by HunterZolomon on May 27, 2008 at 7:30 am
Honestly. If god had wanted society to run properly he should have only created one gender and done reproduction through some sort of secure online shopping arrangement.
16. Comment #185214 by Pattern Seeker on May 27, 2008 at 8:02 am
17. Comment #185219 by Tyler Durden on May 27, 2008 at 8:12 am
1. Amnon and ThamarI had not read about this one, heard about the other five.
18. Comment #185244 by Stew282 on May 27, 2008 at 8:57 am
19. Comment #185248 by irate_atheist on May 27, 2008 at 9:03 am
How can the pious Christians defend this sick, twisted behaviour???Theology. The cure for all known thought processes.
20. Comment #185252 by DavidJGrossman on May 27, 2008 at 9:10 am
21. Comment #185257 by BillySands on May 27, 2008 at 9:24 am
22. Comment #185260 by Tyler Durden on May 27, 2008 at 9:42 am
23. Comment #185262 by Border Collie on May 27, 2008 at 9:49 am
24. Comment #185266 by Bandit 19 on May 27, 2008 at 10:01 am
25. Comment #185267 by dpsych on May 27, 2008 at 10:02 am
26. Comment #185279 by Diacanu on May 27, 2008 at 10:59 am
I am also highly amused by the Sodom and Gomorrah story. It forms a wonderful corrective for dousing the ardour of firebrand street preachers
27. Comment #185290 by mikecbraun on May 27, 2008 at 11:25 am
28. Comment #185301 by Diacanu on May 27, 2008 at 11:40 am
why was incest the only way that humans could spread on Earth?
29. Comment #185303 by Bobington on May 27, 2008 at 11:45 am
In all fairness, who among us has not gotten drunk and had sex with his daughters?30. Comment #185320 by mikecbraun on May 27, 2008 at 12:41 pm
31. Comment #185325 by scottishgeologist on May 27, 2008 at 1:00 pm
32. Comment #185331 by BillySands on May 27, 2008 at 1:47 pm
33. Comment #185341 by phil rimmer on May 27, 2008 at 2:38 pm
34. Comment #185346 by JernJane on May 27, 2008 at 2:50 pm
How can the pious Christians defend this sick, twisted behaviour???
35. Comment #185360 by UncleJJ on May 27, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I don't know why we waste our time discussing this load of bronze age fairy stories as though it had any relevance to anything today. What a pity we can't just consign it all to the dustbin and get on with tackling the real problems that real people have rather than this made up drivel. The real world is so much more interesting than this imaginary nonsense.36. Comment #185361 by Nails on May 27, 2008 at 3:49 pm
37. Comment #185363 by BillySands on May 27, 2008 at 4:01 pm
38. Comment #185369 by acs on May 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm
With the geneaologies - what I want to know is how Adam comes out of the Garden of Eden and knows how to calculate years? I know when I leave a job they usually give me a parting gift, something small, a calendar maybe?39. Comment #185443 by ghuckin on May 27, 2008 at 8:09 pm
40. Comment #185462 by JimJ on May 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I wish someone would make a movie and call it "The Uncensored Scriptures" or something like that. Make it like a big biblical epic in the vein of The Ten Commandments or Ben-Hur, but instead of the run of the mill stories like Jesus and Moses it would focus on shit like this.41. Comment #185464 by MaxD on May 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm
42. Comment #185471 by LeeC on May 27, 2008 at 10:03 pm
JimJI wish someone would make a movie and call it "The Uncensored Scriptures" or something like that. Make it like a big biblical epic in the vein of The Ten Commandments or Ben-Hur, but instead of the run of the mill stories like Jesus and Moses it would focus on shit like this.
43. Comment #185502 by Patrick McArdle on May 28, 2008 at 12:50 am
"I wish someone would make a movie and call it "The Uncensored Scriptures" or something like that. Make it like a big biblical epic in the vein of The Ten Commandments or Ben-Hur, but instead of the run of the mill stories like Jesus and Moses it would focus on shit like this."44. Comment #185535 by bachfiend on May 28, 2008 at 3:18 am
I think I read in Jared Diamond's "The Third Chimpanzee", that most animals have a built-in mechanism to avoid incest. For example, male mice are imprinted to prefer female mice that sort of look like their mothers or female litter mates, but not too closely (how their tiny minds can recognise the difference is beyond me; all mice look exactly the same to me). It explains why there are geographical variations in humans. Swedes tend to be fair, blond and blue-eyed not because the lack of sunshine favoured less melanin to avoid vitamin D deficiency, but because the small numbers of Homo sapiens who went to Scandanavia 4000 years ago were fair, blond and blue-eyed, and were favoured as partners over darker individuals.45. Comment #185538 by Wosret on May 28, 2008 at 3:29 am
What is the point of this exactly? Beyond the "yuck" factor, what is the secular argument against incest between two consenting adults?
46. Comment #185551 by mordacious1 on May 28, 2008 at 4:06 am
47. Comment #185578 by the great teapot on May 28, 2008 at 5:43 am
Reminds me of a favourite joke of mine48. Comment #185591 by Wosret on May 28, 2008 at 6:47 am
46. Comment #185551 by mordacious1
49. Comment #185600 by Wosret on May 28, 2008 at 7:00 am
47. Comment #185578 by the great teapot
50. Comment #185773 by FSMTeapot on May 28, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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