Texas State Board of Education approves Bible course for high schools2. Comment #213523 by Ascaphus on July 18, 2008 at 2:22 pm
3. Comment #213528 by padster1976 on July 18, 2008 at 2:24 pm
4. Comment #213530 by TIKI AL on July 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
OK, but the classes must be taught by an impartial teacher who registers at least a 6.9-infinity on the Dawkins scale.5. Comment #213531 by Apathy personified on July 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
6. Comment #213532 by mdowe on July 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm
7. Comment #213537 by robotaholic on July 18, 2008 at 2:32 pm
many schools might unknowingly create unconstitutional Bible classes that either promote the religious views of teachers or disparage the religious beliefs of some students
8. Comment #213538 by Sophie on July 18, 2008 at 2:34 pm
9. Comment #213540 by Mark Smith on July 18, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I am all for education about the Bible (as long is that is what actually happens). All things being equal, the more somebody learns about the Bible the more opportunity they have to realise what a very human, fallible product it is.10. Comment #213546 by Sciros on July 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm
11. Comment #213547 by Mango on July 18, 2008 at 2:40 pm
12. Comment #213550 by TIKI AL on July 18, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Will there be comparisons to other factually accurate books such as "Pinnochio" and "Jack and the Bean Stalk"?13. Comment #213551 by Apathy personified on July 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
What if there is one mormon sitting in with those students as well?Ha - I guess the magic underpants would certainly get in a twist.
14. Comment #213552 by Stormkahn on July 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
15. Comment #213554 by cerad on July 18, 2008 at 2:49 pm
16. Comment #213557 by Frankus1122 on July 18, 2008 at 2:55 pm
and for bonus points can we have Pastafarianism?
17. Comment #213559 by thewhitepearl on July 18, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I don't mind an elective being taught about religion in highschool..But the problem I have with this is, they are only offering a BIBLE class..
18. Comment #213560 by foolish sea otter on July 18, 2008 at 2:58 pm
19. Comment #213567 by TIKI AL on July 18, 2008 at 3:12 pm
"This is just a ticking time bomb. I need a paper bag to breathe into.." (#17,twp)20. Comment #213569 by Border Collie on July 18, 2008 at 3:15 pm
'many schools might unknowingly create unconstitutional Bible classes that promote ... disparage, etc.' 'Might' my ass. 'Unknowingly' my ass. 'Unconstitutional' yes. 'Promote' certainly. 'Disparage' for sure. TWP ... the bomb has gone off ... it's just not real loud yet. Being a Texan, this makes me sick. There's a good interview on Fox today about this with Barry Lynn and some wing nut. Like there aren't enough churches and church schools in Texas to teach Bible stuff ... Oh, well, just another nail in the coffin of Texas education which had already gone to hell in a handbasket.21. Comment #213571 by SimUser on July 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Best way to counter this is to argue that they need to allow all religions to be taught in equal measure, so first we will teach about Bael, then Wotan, then Thor, then any number, and some time we will get to your Christian God.22. Comment #213572 by sidelined on July 18, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I do fail to see how, having here set precedent,they will be able to prevent the teaching{as an elective} of The Koran,Torah,Tibetan Book of the Dead etc..23. Comment #213573 by Mark Smith on July 18, 2008 at 3:18 pm
The Bible is just a collection of words. If there is a danger in having lessons about it, then it is surely a fault of the American education system, not a fault of the proposed subject. Can't you trust American teachers to teach properly?24. Comment #213574 by wiz220 on July 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm
TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!!! Richard should be a required guest speaker in all of these classes to point out the "gaps" in religious "theory"!25. Comment #213575 by Border Collie on July 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Pardon me while I play devil's advocate for education for a moment. My feeling, and this is just me, is that the public schools in Texas should actually teach subject's like math, English, reading, science, geography, history ... you know. I mean, have the kids able to read on at least a sixth grade level by the time they graduate from high school, maybe have the skills to balance a checkbook, know that astronomy is science, astrology isn't, be able to find Texas on a map of the US and be able to find the US on a world map, know that Shakesphere actually existed and maybe know that there is such a thing as history. I know this is a radical idea but a guy has to start somewhere. Lastly, can we please postpone the Bible stuff until college or never and just keep it trapped at church and church schools until then?26. Comment #213577 by Ascaphus on July 18, 2008 at 3:31 pm
27. Comment #213578 by MorituriMax on July 18, 2008 at 3:37 pm
28. Comment #213579 by Quine on July 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm
29. Comment #213580 by thewhitepearl on July 18, 2008 at 3:42 pm

speaking of time bombs, breathing into a paper bag after drinking vodka can be very illuminating.
30. Comment #213581 by TIKI AL on July 18, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Can't wait for the first 14th amendment lawsuit to render the schoolboard unemployed and bankrupt the town when it is discovered that there is no "Children's Book of Kwanzaa" study class.31. Comment #213583 by Radesq on July 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm
32. Comment #213584 by black wolf on July 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm
33. Comment #213585 by Mark Smith on July 18, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Border CollieMy feeling, and this is just me, is that the public schools in Texas should actually teach subject's like math, English, reading, science, geography, history ... Lastly, can we please postpone the Bible stuff until college or never and just keep it trapped at church and church schools until then?
34. Comment #213587 by Star Spangled Eagle on July 18, 2008 at 3:56 pm
35. Comment #213596 by Broshiesq on July 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
MorituriMax: Prince should remake his song then at the meeting where they set the final guidelines for the courses, he can belt out..
"We're gonna PARTY like it's 1399!"
Ascaphus: But I just had a brainstorm! Bush has been pushing his "faith-based" initiative to have churches accept federal money for programs, and Obama is threatening to keep it up.
Mark Smith: The Bible is just a collection of words. If there is a danger in having lessons about it, then it is surely a fault of the American education system, not a fault of the proposed subject. Can't you trust American teachers to teach properly?
36. Comment #213604 by Mark Smith on July 18, 2008 at 4:32 pm
BroshiesqUmmmm, no. Are you really that naive?
At least the students wouldn't have to study for the tests, just pray for a good grade.
37. Comment #213609 by Jesus was a zombie on July 18, 2008 at 4:41 pm
38. Comment #213612 by Mark Smith on July 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I think this all pretty much hangs on the teacher.
39. Comment #213621 by b0ltzm0n on July 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
"My interest is keeping the focus on indoctrinating kids and spending less money on lawsuits."
40. Comment #213622 by thewhitepearl on July 18, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Mark Smith,
41. Comment #213626 by thewhitepearl on July 18, 2008 at 5:10 pm
b0ltz,
42. Comment #213631 by b0ltzm0n on July 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm
43. Comment #213637 by thewhitepearl on July 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm
idk!
44. Comment #213641 by wasabi on July 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Cool. Dallasite here too. Ya'll should join some Dallas atheist groups.45. Comment #213643 by Spinoza on July 18, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I objectively don't see how they can omit other religious books like the torah or the koran
46. Comment #213647 by Radesq on July 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm
47. Comment #213650 by satanhimself1955 on July 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Here's how to stop the Bible classes:48. Comment #213687 by BW022 on July 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm
This one is going to end badly.49. Comment #213694 by GoodbyeGodNZ on July 18, 2008 at 7:26 pm
50. Comment #213699 by maxamillion on July 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm
satanhimself1955 :
using the ENTIRE Old and New Testaments
1. Comment #213522 by Ian Bamlett on July 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
It's not like kids who would go to an elective bible class aren't getting it rammed down their throats at Sunday school anyway.
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