1. Comment #27828 by Aidan86 on March 27, 2007 at 2:00 am

Who needs satirists?!

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2. Comment #27829 by ephemeron on March 27, 2007 at 2:08 am

umm... This is a parody, right..? Nobody could really be so stupefyingly dumb....

...could they..?

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3. Comment #27830 by tieInterceptor on March 27, 2007 at 2:08 am

I get it now ...


GOD DID IT! GOD DID IT!


.

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4. Comment #27831 by IceFreak2000 on March 27, 2007 at 2:11 am

Damn, I nearly gave myself a Hiatus Hernia from laughing so much; this has to be a spoof - come on, noone could possibly be that dumb.

Could they?

Seriously?

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5. Comment #27832 by IceFreak2000 on March 27, 2007 at 2:22 am

Whereas the short segment on Peanut Butter is hysterical, the video it's clipped from is terrifying - Evolution must be wrong because the Bible has been proved to be 100% accurate? Whoa...

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6. Comment #27833 by Jef on March 27, 2007 at 2:26 am

...and for this reason we have Poe's Law.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe's+Law

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7. Comment #27835 by simplemind on March 27, 2007 at 2:28 am

Oh Thankyou to who ever found the peanut butter clip it truley made me lough.
Come chaps they are asking for it, if that wasnt a parody im sure we can now ridicule them into enbarresment.
Comedy is a powerful tool.Recruit the comedians i say.
Nobody likes to be ridiculed or associated with ridicule.Youl soon see the ranks breaking up.

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8. Comment #27836 by alfonso on March 27, 2007 at 2:29 am

Is this for real?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Missler

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9. Comment #27837 by the great teapot on March 27, 2007 at 2:35 am

Did anyone see god in the jar?

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10. Comment #27838 by GoodbyeGodNZ on March 27, 2007 at 2:38 am

Who is that guy? Homo Peanutbutterus? I thought they died out thousands of years ago!

More Theodrivel!

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11. Comment #27839 by Philip1978 on March 27, 2007 at 2:41 am

Yes, god is everywhere!
Well, that has clinched it for me, I was an atheist up until now, but, god in the peanut butter jar, wooooaahhh, argue with THAT Professor Dawkins!

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12. Comment #27840 by ButteryAtheist on March 27, 2007 at 2:46 am

Well, they've convinced me.
I'll need a new handle.
Call me "PeanutButteryBeliever"!

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13. Comment #27842 by Richard Morgan on March 27, 2007 at 3:07 am

Oh my Gawd!!

I just opened a jar of peanut butter and found Chuck Missler inside.

Does this qualify for being called "new life" since it is apparently brain-dead?

(Note : he tasted rotten in my sandwich in spite of the strawberry jelly and honey that I added.)

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14. Comment #27844 by NH on March 27, 2007 at 3:23 am

wow these were the dumbest videos i have ever seen

if you don't know SoldierInGodsArmy then watch his videos and laugh! he is brilliant comedian

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=SoldierInGodsArmy

the best videos in my opinion:
- Christians don't use circular logic
- The Trinity: Explained
- The Story of Adam and Eve: Explained
- Evolution is a lie!!! Where are the unicorn fossils?!?
- Christian guide to debating Atheists
- letters from godtube.com :D

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15. Comment #27845 by Clappers on March 27, 2007 at 3:24 am

Looking at the banana clip I can think of something else that will fit perfectly into the hand:-)

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16. Comment #27846 by AndyK on March 27, 2007 at 3:24 am

I'm flabbergasted. The only thing more infinite than the universe is the potential for human stupidity.

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17. Comment #27849 by posiedon on March 27, 2007 at 3:43 am

This is a hilarious video response to the banana thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ENEF3OoS-U

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18. Comment #27850 by jwcane on March 27, 2007 at 3:43 am

Could someone please describe the video for those of us who can't access it from our computers?

Thanks in advance

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19. Comment #27854 by JesperB on March 27, 2007 at 4:03 am

Yep, Poe's Law seems to apply quite nicely to Chuck. And no, it's for real. See

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Evolution+vs+Creation&search=Search

They've actually spent a lot of ressources on this drivel.

And always nice to see Ray Comfort and his banana-show. Try that trick with a star fruit or a coconut, Ray. I'd love to watch that.

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20. Comment #27862 by AtheistJunkie on March 27, 2007 at 4:33 am

It's really not that far fetched that such people exist in this country. I, unfortunately, live around hundreds of them in the southeast.

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21. Comment #27863 by anamorphic on March 27, 2007 at 4:33 am

Wow. How can you reason with something so nutty? (Sorry, bad pun.)

I'm amused by the title which attempts to give Missler credibility by calling him an engineer (but fails to mention he's a minister, although I'm sure that would be a plus for any audience that would accept his appalling pseudo-science). Seems like further confirmation of the Salem Hypothesis :-)

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22. Comment #27864 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 4:41 am

I had seen the banana video quite a while ago, but the peanut butter one was new to me.

My girlfriend was in the other room and she heard me laughing like a madman. She ran in and was trying to ask me what was so funny, and I absolutely could not speak from laughing so hard. I would try to catch my breath, but so many thoughts kept popping into my head that the more I would try to stop, the more I'd laugh. It's been 20 minutes and I'm still giggling.

I kept thinking of Christopher Hitchens: "It is impossible to distinguish creationist argument from creationist parody."

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23. Comment #27867 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 4:50 am

How come God only made bananas for us?

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24. Comment #27868 by dancingthemantaray on March 27, 2007 at 4:53 am

Is it me..or does the banana guy come off like he's in the closet...

seriously though, this is a spoof.

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25. Comment #27869 by Philip1978 on March 27, 2007 at 4:54 am

Oh, god didnt just make them for us, my dog used to peel and eat them too!

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26. Comment #27871 by Dog Boots on March 27, 2007 at 4:58 am

Let's not forget the lady in the middle of the segment. She starts out the series by saying something like (from memory): "in this program YOU will be in the juror's seat. You'll be presented with nothing but the pure facts. No opinions or biased suggestions - just the facts".

- and look at her now, a few minutes into it.

As for the peanut butter guy, there are two possibilities: he's either dishonest or unbelievably stupid.

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27. Comment #27872 by Logicel on March 27, 2007 at 5:09 am

The guy with the peanut-sized brain, Missler, apparently after failing at business decided to become a minister--how practical, he can really rake in the dough easily that way.

His 'scientific experiment' to discredit evolution was TOTALLY boring, and I found myself nodding off despite the brevity of the vid. Perhaps religious people use religious preaching as soporifics?

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28. Comment #27873 by mandrellian on March 27, 2007 at 5:10 am

Zounds.

Funny? yes.

Sobering and even a jot scary - due to the fact that the Sherriff Of The World subscribes to similar, um, well, flat-out idiocy (since he replaced scotch with Jesus) and has access to several gigatons of nukular warheads? Also, a big yes.

What will these frighteningly stupid people do next? Try and convince us that some magic book has all the answers and that we should believe in the magic book (and disbelieve everything else, of course) because the book itself tells us we should believe in it? Oh, hang on ...

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29. Comment #27875 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 5:22 am

Well, I laughed hysterically after seeing these little pieces, but after seeing the full-length video, I'm just scared and depressed. If people actually take this crap seriously, it makes it very easy to understand how the people of Germany bought Hitler's ideology.

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30. Comment #27877 by Paul Knowles on March 27, 2007 at 5:27 am

Is this serious, Is this jerk a scientist? What on Earth is he talking about. There really is no hope for America.

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31. Comment #27878 by Fishpeddler on March 27, 2007 at 5:29 am

What I find most interesting is simply the idea of "an atheist's nightmare". The assumption is that atheists and theists are similarly emotionally attached to their beliefs about the existence of a supreme being. However, if I was confronted with undeniable proof of god's existence (something which these videos of course fail to accomplish) I would simply say, "Gosh. I guess I was wrong" and move on. I'm not devoted to the idea of a godless universe, it is just where the evidence has led me. Facts which contradict or disturb my beliefs about the world are not at all 'nightmares'. I wish the fundamentalists could approach the world with the same intellectual courage.

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32. Comment #27879 by scottishgeologist on March 27, 2007 at 5:32 am

That peanut butter one is unreal. "New Life" inside? Hopefully not - New Life is the name of Ted Haggard's church in Colorado Springs. Last thing you want ot find when you open a jar is Pastor Ted leering out at you.

As for the banana, well if that isnt a shameless display of sex with fruit what is? When the guy on the left is showing you how to give a banana a hand -job, the guy on the right is holding his crotch. WTF?

Notice how he wriggles and shifts about when his friend puts the banana in his mouth.... looks all very dodgy to me

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33. Comment #27880 by ksskidude on March 27, 2007 at 5:46 am

Wow, that has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard or seen! Oh, my fault the banana guy just trumped peanut butter guy. I don't have any words that can describe how I feel about these two idiots!

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34. Comment #27881 by AdrianB on March 27, 2007 at 5:51 am

Fishpeddler - you make a valid point. Not a day goes by when I don't wish there WAS a god. For example, every day I am cut up and annoyed by other arrogant road users who drive with no regard for others. I can wish that these people will get punished for their actions, but I very much doubt they will.

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35. Comment #27882 by anotherclinton on March 27, 2007 at 5:51 am

I can think of something else that's "just the right shape for the human mouth", but that Aussie dude would probably take issue with me having the design argument apply to what is technically sodomy.

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36. Comment #27883 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 5:52 am

Yeah, it looks like the guy on the right was getting hard, so he had to jostle and move both hands in front of his crotch, then jostle again, then finally turn completely sideways so that one leg covered his extending penis.

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37. Comment #27885 by Richard Morgan on March 27, 2007 at 5:54 am

As a one-time "believer" I was sad to be wrenched away from the comforting promises of religion by the cold hard truth of reality.
But the following year, for my tenth birthday my parents gave me a microscope with a "Discovery Kit", and I've never looked back.
But think how much easier it is to relinquish beliefs that tell you to look for proofs in a jar of (man-made) peanut butter! These guys are making atheism easier, not more difficult!

I've heard some of you describing this kind of film presentation as "shooting oneself in the foot".
As a football fan, I prefer to call them "own goals". Does everybody, both sides of the Atlantic, understand that?
I have invited the whole family, grandchildren included, to watch the Chuck Missler number.
You guys don't know how lucky you are - we only had Rowan'n'Martin, Benny Hill and Charlie Drake. With all these fundies around, you need never have a dull evening again!

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38. Comment #27886 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 5:57 am

lol anotherclinton

Imagine that in an Australian accent:

"Now, what I'm doing now is dropping my pants and bending over. Now, look at that. Notice that my anal opening is round and roughly the width of your penis. Go ahead and show them. Stick your penis in my anus. There. See how perfectly that fits? Also notice that my anal cavity goes deep enough to take the whole shaft. Go ahead and show them how you can repeatedly move your penis in and out. Good. See how perfectly that fits?"

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39. Comment #27887 by AdrianB on March 27, 2007 at 6:01 am

I think you're letting your ImagineAZion run away with yourself now!

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40. Comment #27890 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 6:16 am

Sorry, I was just having such a good time enjoying the laugh....

But anotherclinton is exactly right: by that method, sodomy is equally proven.

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41. Comment #27893 by BenFranklin on March 27, 2007 at 6:20 am

Terrifying. Truly terrifying.

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42. Comment #27894 by eggplantbren on March 27, 2007 at 6:25 am

I wonder what the odds of abiogenesis would be if we started with 10000000000000000000000 planets completely covered in peanut butter and waited a billion years.

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43. Comment #27896 by severalspeciesof on March 27, 2007 at 6:35 am

I was familiar with the banana video, but not the peanut butter one. What a Hoot!!

By the way, I do know that Ray Comfort, on the HellboundAllee Show, did admit on air that the banana example wasn't right. On the show, Frank and Allee were actually able to show and convince him (at least apparently) that the banana is man made, through genetics, and not god made. People seem to forget, or not even know for that matter, that much of our food supply is the result of human tampering, not god tampering.

Except for peanut butter...I've always had my suspicions...

"What God Wants, God Gets, God Help us All" R.Waters

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44. Comment #27897 by Rick Stromoski on March 27, 2007 at 6:35 am

I was making a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich and when I opened the jar I found the face of Elvis Presley!

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45. Comment #27900 by John P on March 27, 2007 at 7:04 am

Reworked old sexist joke - more apropos here.

Q: What's the most painful part of the conversion process from an atheist to a Fundy?

A: When they thread the pipe through the skull to suck out half the brains - and put them in a peanut butter jar.

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46. Comment #27901 by HunterZolomon on March 27, 2007 at 7:09 am

I'm speechless. How stupid are these people? It's as if they're proud of their ignorance. I've seen the banana one before and I couldn't believe they'd sink lower.

Speaking of Banana-Ray, I'm sure you haven't missed this:
http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=536

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47. Comment #27903 by ImagineAZ on March 27, 2007 at 7:24 am

I know I should know this, or I should at least be able to easily find it, but I'm stuck. Anyone have a link to a good index of religion by nation. I'm looking for percentages of population of nations that belong to at least the major faiths and non-faith.

Thanks for any advice.

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48. Comment #27904 by Graham on March 27, 2007 at 7:27 am

I understand that in parts of asia the cultural norm is to hold the banana by the stem and peal it from the other end!

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49. Comment #27905 by Eamonn Shute on March 27, 2007 at 7:31 am

ImagineAZ:

try http://www.adherents.com/

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50. Comment #27907 by scottishgeologist on March 27, 2007 at 7:35 am

severaspeciesof - Love your screen name! Just noticed it. You should have used the whole thing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Several_Species_of_Small_Furry_Animals_Etc

Excellent bit of Floyd from a seriously good album. Roger Waters of course is atheist:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_God_Wants

Every one should listen to SSOSFAGTIACAGWAP at least once in their life.

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