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Monday, November 12, 2007 | Reason : Commentary | print version Print | Comments |

Document Excerpt from 'The Portable Atheist'

by Christopher Hitchens, USA Today

Thanks to Linda Ward Selbie for the link.

Reposted from:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/excerpts/2007-11-01-portable-atheist_N.htm

One is continually told, as an unbeliever, that it is old-fashioned to rail against the primitive stupidities and cruelties of religion because after all, in these enlightened times, the old superstitions have died away. Nine times out of ten, in debate with a cleric, one will be told not of some dogma of religious certitude but of some instance of charitable or humanitarian work undertaken by a religious person. Of course, this says nothing about the belief system involved: it may be true that Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam succeeds in weaning young black men off narcotics, but this would not alter the fact that the NoI is a racist crackpot organization. And has not Hamas—which publishes The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion on its website—won a reputation for its provision of social services? My own response has been to issue a challenge: name me an ethical statement made or an action performed by a believer that could not have been made or performed by a non-believer. As yet, I have had no takers. (Whereas, oddly enough, if you ask an audience to name a wicked statement or action directly attributable to religious faith, nobody has any difficulty in finding an example.)

No, the fact is that the bacilli are always lurking in the old texts and are latent in the theory and practice of religion. This anthology hopes to identify and isolate the bacilli more precisely.

It also involves ignoring or explaining away the many religious beliefs that antedated Moses. Our primeval ancestors were by no means atheistic: they raised temples and altars and offered the requisite terrified obsequies and sacrifices. Their religion was man-made, like all the others. There was a time when Greek thinkers denounced Christians and Zoroastrians denounced Muslims as "atheists" for their destruction of old sites and their prohibition of ancient rituals. The source of desecration and profanity is religious, as we can see from the way that today's believers violate the sanctity of each other's temples, from Bamiyan to Belfast to Baghdad. Richard Dawkins may have phrased it most pungently when he argued that everybody is an atheist in saying that there is a god—from Ra to Shiva—in which he does not believe. All that the serious and objective atheist does is to take the next step and to say that there is just one more god to disbelieve in. Human solipsism can generally be counted upon to become enraged and to maintain that this discountable god must not be the one in which the believer himself has invested so much credence. So it goes. But the man-made character of religion, from which monotheism swore to deliver us at least in its pagan form, persists in a terrifying shape in our own time, as believers fight each other over the correct interpretation and even kill members of their own faiths in battles over doctrine. Civilization has been immensely retarded by such arcane interfaith quarrels and could now be destroyed by their modern versions.

It is sometimes argued that disbelief in a fearful and tempting heavenly despotism makes life into something arid and tedious and cynical: a mere existence without any consolation or any awareness of the numinous or the transcendent. What nonsense this is. In the first place, it commits an obvious error. It seems to say that we ought not to believe that we are an evolved animal species with faulty components and a short lifespan for ourselves and our globe, lest the consequences of the belief be unwelcome or discreditable to us. Could anything show more clearly the bad effects of wish-thinking? There can be no serious ethical position based on denial or a refusal to look the facts squarely in the face. But this does not mean that we must stare into the abyss all the time. (Only religion, oddly enough, has ever required that we obsessively do that.)

Believing then—as this religious objection implicitly concedes—that human life is actually worth living, one can combat one's natural pessimism by stoicism and the refusal of illusion, while embellishing the scene with any one of the following. There are the beauties of science and the extraordinary marvels of nature. There is the consolation and irony of philosophy. There are the infinite splendors of literature and poetry, not excluding the liturgical and devotional aspects of these, such as those found in John Donne or George Herbert. There is the grand resource of art and music and architecture, again not excluding those elements that aspire to the sublime. In all of these pursuits, any one of them enough to absorb a lifetime, there may be found a sense of awe and magnificence that does not depend at all on any invocation of the supernatural. Indeed, nobody armed by art and culture and literature and philosophy is likely to be anything but bored and sickened by ghost stories, UFO tales, spiritualist experiences, or babblings from the beyond. One can appreciate and treasure the symmetry and grandeur of the ancient Greek Parthenon, for example, without needing any share in the cults of Athena or Eleusis, or the imperatives of Athenian imperialism, just as one may listen to Mozart or admire Chartres and Durham without any nostalgia for feudalism, monarchism, and the sale of indulgences. The whole concept of culture, indeed, may partly consist in discriminating between these things. Religion asks us to do the opposite and to preserve the ancient dreads and prohibitions, even as we dwell amid modern architecture and modern weapons.

It is very often argued that religion must have some sort of potency and relevance, since it occurs so strongly at all times and in all places. None of the authors collected here would ever have denied that. Some of them would argue that religion is so much a part of our human or animal nature that it is actually ineradicable. This, for what it may be worth, is my own view. We are unlikely to cease making gods or inventing ceremonies to please them for as long as we are afraid of death, or of the dark, and for as long as we persist in self-centeredness. That could be a lengthy stretch of time. However, it is just as certain that we shall continue to cast a skeptical and ironic and even witty eye on what we have ourselves invented. If religion is innate in us, then so is our doubt of it and our contempt for our own weakness.

Some of the authors and writers and thinkers assembled in these pages are famous for other reasons than their intelligence and their moral courage on this point. Several of them are chiefly celebrated because they took on the most inflated reputation of all: the elevation into a godhead of all mankind's distilled fears and hatreds and stupidities. Some of them have had the experience of faith and the experience of losing it, while others were and are, in the words of Blaise Pascal, so made that they cannot believe.

Arguments for atheism can be divided into two main categories: those that dispute the existence of god and those that demonstrate the ill effects of religion. It might be better if I broadened this somewhat, and said those that dispute the existence of an intervening god. Religion is, after all, more than the belief in a supreme being. It is the cult of that supreme being and the belief that his or her wishes have been made known or can be determined. Defining matters in this way, I can allow myself to mention great critics such as Thomas Jefferson and Thomas Paine, who perhaps paradoxically regarded religion as an insult to god. And sooner or later, one must take a position on agnosticism. This word has not been with us for very long—it was coined by the great Thomas Huxley, one of Darwin's stalwart defenders in the original argument over natural selection. It is sometimes used as a half-way house by those who cannot make a profession of faith but are unwilling to repudiate either religion or god absolutely. Since, once again, I am defining as religious those who claim to know, I feel I can lay claim to some at least of those who do not claim to know. An agnostic does not believe in god, or disbelieve in him. Non-belief is not quite unbelief, but I shall press it into service and annex as many agnostics as I can for this collection.

Authors as diverse as Matthew Arnold and George Orwell have given thought to the serious question: what is to be done about morals and ethics now that religion has so much decayed? Arnold went almost as far as to propose that the study of literature replace the study of religion. I must say that I slightly dread the effect that this might have had on literary pursuit, but as a source of ethical reflection and as a mirror in which to see our human dilemmas reflected, the literary tradition is infinitely superior to the childish parables and morality tales, let alone the sanguinary and sectarian admonitions, of the "holy" books. So I have included what many serious novelists and poets have had to say on this most freighted of all subjects. And who, really, will turn away from George Eliot and James Joyce and Joseph Conrad in order to rescrutinize the bare and narrow and constipated and fearful world of Augustine, Aquinas, Luther, Calvin, and Osama bin Laden?

It is in the hope of strengthening and arming the resistance to the faith-based, and to faith itself, that this anthology of combat with humanity's oldest enemy is respectfully offered.

Reprinted from THE PORTABLE ATHEIST, by arrangement with Da Capo Press.

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1. Comment #87348 by Jeff D on November 12, 2007 at 12:29 am

As good as Hitch usually is when he is speaking extemporaneously (and lately on the book-peddling and debate circuit, with much predictable repetition), we're fortunate that he is an even better writer.

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2. Comment #87355 by SteveN on November 12, 2007 at 1:02 am

 avatarThe Hitch wrote:
And who, really, will turn away from George Eliot and James Joyce and Joseph Conrad in order to rescrutinize the bare and narrow and constipated and fearful world of Augustine, Aquinas, Luther, Calvin, and Osama bin Laden?
Quite brilliant!

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3. Comment #87356 by Russell Blackford on November 12, 2007 at 1:10 am

Yes, nice ... although, speaking of deists and agnostics, I can't help wondering if he got a good quote from that wily old deist Antony Flew. ;)

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4. Comment #87369 by irate_atheist on November 12, 2007 at 1:47 am

 avatarBoy, just how much do I want to buy the Hitch a beer.

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5. Comment #87377 by atheist_peace on November 12, 2007 at 2:05 am

 avatarI ordered this book last week. Can't wait to get it :)

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6. Comment #87388 by Logicel on November 12, 2007 at 2:36 am

 avatarSimply superb writing in general, fave bits are:

But this does not mean that we must stare into the abyss all the time. (Only religion, oddly enough, has ever required that we obsessively do that.)
_____

RAmen. And religious believers then wonder what we are doing since we are NOT staring into the abyss!!! Mucho stuff, baby.

and

Some of them would argue that religion is so much a part of our human or animal nature that it is actually ineradicable. This, for what it may be worth, is my own view. We are unlikely to cease making gods or inventing ceremonies to please them for as long as we are afraid of death, or of the dark, and for as long as we persist in self-centeredness. That could be a lengthy stretch of time. However, it is just as certain that we shall continue to cast a skeptical and ironic and even witty eye on what we have ourselves invented. If religion is innate in us, then so is our doubt of it and our contempt for our own weakness.

________

Terse summation covering a lot of important ground. I also applaud his gracious inclusion of agnostics. This may be a book in which I will violate my initial choice approach to consumerism.

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7. Comment #87403 by ICONIC FREEDOM on November 12, 2007 at 3:28 am

 avatarThis book is great. I like the fact that each choice within the book is short/long enough to savor and enjoy over an extended reading time. He really did choose some amazing pieces.

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8. Comment #87407 by stereoroid on November 12, 2007 at 3:36 am

 avatarGeorge Eliot: check. Joseph Conrad: check. James Joyce..? What on earth do his drug-addled ramblings have to say about morality? OK, so I've never actually managed to finish any Joyce, out of fear for my sanity, but I haven't seen anything to justify his inclusion in the list of morally astute writers. (What about Dickens, Tolstoy... and Pratchett?)

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9. Comment #87427 by beebhack on November 12, 2007 at 5:13 am

"What on earth do his drug-addled ramblings have to say about morality? "

Drug-addled? First I've heard that Joyce was some kind of junkie (tho' he certainly had medical problems). No time to talk in detail about Joyce and morality, but his novels (which I have finished and remained sane, and will again) incessantly question society's norms. Joyce rejected Church-imposed morality, hated catholicism in particular and proclaimed himself an atheist.

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10. Comment #87443 by maton100 on November 12, 2007 at 6:19 am

 avatarAlright! Anthrax (bacilli) is lurking in the old religious texts. Love it!

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11. Comment #87446 by cowalker on November 12, 2007 at 6:41 am

stereoroid said:
". . .but I haven't seen anything to justify [Joyce's] inclusion in the list of morally astute writers."

Try listening to "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" on tape or CD. It contains a fantastic description of the process of religious indoctrination and the psychology of faith and the loss of faith. One of the highlights is a lecture on hell as delivered to the young men at a Catholic school, which terrifies the sensitive young Stephen Daedalus--for a while.

It certainly highlights how God, for most Christians, has morphed from a righteous condoner of torture to an understanding Daddy over the last hundred years. I'm sure this has more to do with changes in parenting practices over the same time period than new revelations.

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12. Comment #87449 by USA_Limey on November 12, 2007 at 6:48 am

 avatarThe Prophet Hitch (may peace and blessings be upon him, his family, companions and descendants), has once again shown us the way.

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13. Comment #87456 by LoneStarTravis on November 12, 2007 at 7:14 am

So is the book out now (in the US)?

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14. Comment #87459 by bluebird on November 12, 2007 at 7:33 am

 avatarLoneStarTravis, Yes! I saw a hot off the press stack at Border's Books the other day.

This would be a great Winter Solstice gift.

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15. Comment #87472 by sane1 on November 12, 2007 at 8:00 am

 avatarI now have plans for the lunch hour! Barnes and Noble, then reading hour.

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16. Comment #87513 by Michael on November 12, 2007 at 10:44 am

Elegant. I must request the book.

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17. Comment #87514 by Severus Snape on November 12, 2007 at 10:45 am

 avatarDid you see the Publisher's Weekly review (e.g. on Amazon)?

Excerpt: "What these dynamic writers are railing against often enough, however, is a strawman: an immature, fundamentalist, outdated, and even embarrassing style of religion that many intelligent believers have long since cast off. It could be that Hitchens and his cast of nonbelievers are preaching to the choir and their message is tired and spent. However, this remains a fascinating collection of readings from some of the West's greatest thinkers."

Some strawman...

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18. Comment #87586 by Teratornis on November 12, 2007 at 2:30 pm

 avatarHitchens ably writes:


Believing then—as this religious objection implicitly concedes—that human life is actually worth living, one can combat one's natural pessimism by stoicism and the refusal of illusion, while embellishing the scene with any one of the following (:) ... science ... marvels of nature ... philosophy ... literature ... poetry ... art ... music ... architecture.


While I agree that all of the above are fascinating and absorbing pursuits for many people, I wonder why invention and sport do not often appear on these lists of godless amusements?

I can think of few things more deeply rewarding than building things that work, and steadily improving them. We live in an exciting time of technological progress, in which driving forces such as Moore's law and Hubbert's curve constantly change the game rules, demand adaptation, and open vast new frontiers for innovation. When people are able to focus on solving problems, they necessarily lose their crippling self-absorption, at least temporarily. The existential problem that religions were built to "solve" (or really, to just distract from) vanishes whenever we find ourselves actually accomplishing something useful.

Sport can be a useful antidote to the physically disconnected existence that results from purely sedentary pursuits (and most intellectual pursuits unfortunately are sedentary). Humans did not evolve to spend their entire lives sitting in chairs or caged inside motorized transport. Our ancestors routinely walked great distances in pursuit of game, to trade with distant tribes, and to migrate with the seasons. There is something comprehensively satisfying in moving far beyond the visible horizon under one's own bodily power, and the large-scale abandonment of this activity is, I believe, the inadvertent source of much angst.

One does occasionally hear of elite athletes struggling with existential crises or indulging in orgies of introspection and self-pity, but these sorts of emotional pitfalls seem rarer among elite athletes (or even among serious recreational athletes) than among sedendary intellectuals. For serious athletes, life's purpose is stunningly clear: to do the next run, the next bicycle ride, the next BASE jump, the next mountain climb, the next match, etc., and to do them as well as possible, perhaps better than anyone ever has.

Switching to another of the allegedly interchangeable heads on the new-atheist Medusa (and I don't mean that in a pejorative sense, but in the legendarily unstoppable sense), when I listen to Sam Harris talk about the mind-changing effects of meditation, I find myself wondering if he has ever looked into endurance exercise. Doubtless he is aware that several mystical traditions have incorporated distance running, martial arts, and other physical disciplines in their quest for transcendance.

I agree with Harris that we can skip the hocus pocus baggage and get straight to what works, and I suggest that endurance exercise, if one can get past the daunting physical demands, provides emotional rewards of a kind that must be experienced firsthand to be fully appreciated, and certainly of a quality that warrants their inclusion on a list of things to do now that God is dead.

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19. Comment #87588 by phil rimmer on November 12, 2007 at 2:40 pm

 avatarVerily, the man turns wine into wisdom.

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20. Comment #87595 by Teratornis on November 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm

 avatarIn reply to comment #87514 by Severus Snape:

Did you see the Publisher's Weekly review (e.g. on Amazon)?

Excerpt: "What these dynamic writers are railing against often enough, however, is a strawman: an immature, fundamentalist, outdated, and even embarrassing style of religion that many intelligent believers have long since cast off. It could be that Hitchens and his cast of nonbelievers are preaching to the choir and their message is tired and spent. However, this remains a fascinating collection of readings from some of the West's greatest thinkers."

Some strawman...


The blinkered review reminds me of a quote in which a particular individual expressed astonishment at her favored candidate losing an election. She could not believe the other candidate won, because "Nobody I know voted Republican!"

It may be difficult for an "intelligent believer" (if we generously overlook the oxymoron) to realize that most people are not intelligent, at least in the sense that a writer for Publisher's Weekly might evaluate "intelligence." I would imagine that most of the people who have "long since cast off" the style of religion that Hitchens et al. rail against show a similar lack of interest in most popular entertainments on television that are similarly optimized for the average IQ. What such "intelligent believers" probably do not realize is just how vastly outnumbered they are.

Reading The Bell Curve can give one perspective. The book points out that if you happen to be reading the book, you are a statistically rare sort of person, and you almost certainly share a number of statistically rare traits with your fellow readers. One of them being that you probably don't realize just how rare you are, because of a phenomenon called "cognitive stratification" - the tendency of people to group together with others of similar IQ.

A person who is intelligent enough to write for Publisher's Weekly almost certainly associates disproportionately with other people of similar intellectual attainments, quite possibly leading to a highly skewed view of the world. Certainly a view much different than would be obtained by associating primarily with menial workers, welfare recipients, and high school dropouts (subpopulations in which individuals with high IQ are rare).

If everybody in the world had an IQ of 140 or higher, the new atheists probably wouldn't have anything to rail against. There would still be some psychotic individuals doing bad things, of course, but they would probably just be seen as mentally ill, rather than founding new schools of religious extremism and recruiting vast numbers of gullible followers.

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21. Comment #87597 by Diacanu on November 12, 2007 at 2:57 pm

 avatar*Eyes dart*

...I'm not 140...guess I don't belong here...

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22. Comment #87607 by Teratornis on November 12, 2007 at 3:12 pm

 avatarIn reply to comment #87597 by Diacanu:

*Eyes dart*

...I'm not 140...guess I don't belong here...


When discussing human traits that are in some sense measurable, the boundaries tend to be quite fuzzy.

For example, what is the minimum height for an NBA (basketball) player? The average NBA player is quite a bit taller than the average adult, but there have been a few accomplished players who were shorter than the average adult. There may not be any single number one could pick for the minimum height of an NBA player; rather, we could say that for players below some height, the lack of height becomes a handicap that must be overcome by exceptional compensatory talents. See for example:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muggsy_Bogues

I picked the 140 IQ figure as a value that I speculate to be largely incompatible with religion of the type that Hitchens et al. rail against. This is not to say that everyone scoring higher on IQ tests is a rational atheist, nor that everyone scoring lower is beset by faith, but merely to say that if everybody was at least that smart, I suspect what we traditionally think of as religion would have a very hard go of it.

Anybody who hangs out with smart people knows it's generally hard to get them all to agree on much of anything (they might not even agree with that). That alone would tend to work against any one religion gaining the 99% local market share that helps a religion become extremely dangerous.

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23. Comment #87645 by Coelacanth on November 12, 2007 at 4:54 pm

I love how he lumps Augustine, Aquinas, Luther and Calvin in the same camp as Bin Laden: "bare, narrow, constipated, and fearful." Very well said!

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24. Comment #87719 by Shuggy on November 13, 2007 at 12:59 am

 avatar
I love how he lumps Augustine, Aquinas, Luther and Calvin in the same camp as Bin Laden: "bare, narrow, constipated, and fearful." Very well said!
In the case of Luther, we know that was literally true. I wonder if the shit-shippers of the Tora Bora caves also have a lot of time to lean on their shovels?

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25. Comment #87882 by sane1 on November 13, 2007 at 1:35 pm

 avatarThe complete introduction, from which the above was exerpted, is brilliant. The book is almost worth the price just for the complete introduction. The references above to bacilli are to other missing paragraphs dealing with Camus' the Plague.

The rest of the book is indespensible reading, Hume, John Stuart Mill, Einstein, etc. The thinking and writing is spectacular. Rational thinkers had the fallaciousness of religion clearly doped out ever since the advent of the stupidity.

Todays "new atheists" actually truly do have little original to say.

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26. Comment #87940 by squinky on November 13, 2007 at 6:26 pm

 avatarHitch is my hero. As much as I like Sam's potent logic, Richard's sarcasm and Darwinian knowledge, and Dennett's grandfatherly wisdom, NOBODY can match Hitch's writing eloquence and oratory. He is one of the best speakers around and one hell of a debateur.

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27. Comment #88021 by eoinc on November 14, 2007 at 7:10 am

"If everybody in the world had an IQ of 140 or higher..."

I'll just be pedantic and point out that that is impossible. The way that IQs are measured, 140 is by definition the top percentile in a population. In a population of geniuses, the average IQ would still be 100. There's a joke about a politician complaining about standards of eduction, saying that half of all students are still scoring below average.

Thank you. We will now return to scheduled programming.

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28. Comment #88377 by bamboospitfire on November 16, 2007 at 9:54 am

 avatarOnce more I salute the Hitch and his outstanding prose.

Surely this book will be the No.1 Christmas Present for 2007 to be given by those who frequent this site.

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29. Comment #88473 by Diacanu on November 17, 2007 at 12:13 am

 avatarSay, where the hell has Hitch been lately?
Is his "God Is not Great", tour over?
We went through a period there where almost every week or so, we had a new video of him doing something.

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30. Comment #89799 by Valadon on November 21, 2007 at 6:29 pm

 avatarI agree with others who are reading the book...simply wonderful...esp Hitch's introduction. Highly recommend.

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31. Comment #94105 by Styrer- on December 4, 2007 at 7:37 pm

Just finished reading this.

Nothing portable about the book - a weighty 500+ pages of delicious delving into the nontheistic musings of several thousand years' worth of human thought - but for the atheist ideas Hitchens urges us to examine and carry easily away with us. May these ideas ever be portable and accessible, thanks to Hitchens' wonderful collection here.

This is not the brief, aphoristic demolition of theism I had expected; it is a crafted, enticing and inspirational collection of varied and disparate theist-questioning notions made cogent, accessible and comprehensible by an extremely on-form Hitch.

I urge you to read it.

Best,
Styrer

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