You would have thought Jesus and his cabal of disciples could at least have written a diary between them.

Monday: Had to hire a boat across the lake as Jesus has walked across it again. Git!

Tuesday: Bloody Lazarus is claiming that he doesn't have to file a tax-return as he is dead. Roman VAT collector isn't convinced.

Wednesday: Not keen on the wine today. Obviously the water is a bit off.

Thursday: Bloody lepers haven't any shekels to pay for the treatment. Some of them are demanding compensation as their limbs are still falling off, after last weeks consultation. Jesus says don;'t worry, they will be gone by the time it has gone through the law courts.

Friday: Jesus's missus, Mary Magdalene wants a night of nookey and has kicked us all out of supper again, Going to write her out of the gospels!!!

Saturday: Where are we going to store all these fish and loaves. Fed up with this diet. Anyone for KFC?

Sunday: Judas seems to have come into some cash! We are all off to gamble on the chariots :)