1. New Zealand man sells his soul to 'Hell'

Comment #203651 by konquererz on July 3, 2008 at 10:09 am

damn it! I sold my sold to some doofus at work for 15 bucks because I needed lunch money! ARG! I didn't know I could get thousands of dollars for it!

2. Stephen Hawking's explosive new theory

Comment #201746 by konquererz on June 30, 2008 at 7:57 am

I love new theories. I can't wait to see how this one progresses. Whether it fails or succeeds, this is the stuff that makes science fun and exciting.

I do agree they need to stop using the "god" language where they don't mean "God". It really makes it difficult for non-believers to get it.

3. Regime change in heaven

Comment #191061 by konquererz on June 10, 2008 at 6:57 am

What an absolutely perfect piece of satire! We need more of these. Some times, satire is the only way to really make a point be understood.

4. Logical Proof of the Existence of a Divine Creator, Why Atheism is Not Logically Sound

Comment #190586 by konquererz on June 9, 2008 at 9:21 am

Once again some christian shows their complete lack of understanding of the Universe, assuming that is some how complete planned out and structured like a building, instead of loosely structured and full of cosmic anomalies and irregularities. As well, he once again misses the ultimate problem. If it is structured like he says, that in no way gets you closer to the divine creator. It isn't "big bang or god". That isn't the way it works. Even if logically there absolutely must be a creator, you are still obligated to prove the existence of said creator and prove that said creator is indeed divine. Could we not be in someone else's petri dish? And just because you think you found a flaw in one natural explanation, that doesn't exclude all other possible natural explanations.

And then comes the good stuff. How many creators? What is the nature of the creators? Why not an entire group of creators? See, what these people are trying to get to is admittance of the existence of their god. Which their argument still doesn't do.

5. Opponents of Evolution Adopting a New Strategy

Comment #189445 by konquererz on June 6, 2008 at 9:39 am

I think we should explain the strengths and weaknesses of creationism too. Like no proof of a creator. Like no positive evidence for creation. Well, can't do that, that obviously shows that creationism isn't even a hypothesis.

6. God seekers go public

Comment #179408 by konquererz on May 13, 2008 at 8:08 am

I'm actually curious as to WHAT they can do in a lab at all. What predictions can you make in a lab regarding intelligent design?

7. Americans pray at the pump for cheaper petrol

Comment #179353 by konquererz on May 13, 2008 at 6:45 am

"Woe be unto those people that are really greedy and taking advantage of American families," he proclaimed from his pump pulpit.


Woe be to free market capitalism? Idiots, the very free market they scream for is motivated by greed!

But by all means, feel free to ask god to strike down the rich. But he would have to destroy to many churches to make it worth his while.

8. My Response to Rabbi Shmuley Boteach

Comment #177520 by konquererz on May 9, 2008 at 8:23 am

I will translate for the good Rabbi.

"When I want to insult you, be assured you will know when you are being insulted with no need to make shit up. Now shut up you ignorant trog. When the rational world wants your opinion, we will give it to you! Have a nice day shrieking like Hitler to your ignorant audience."

Richard seems to get those slaps in much better than I do. That one stung, and he was so nice and polite about it! Excellent response Mr. Dawkins!

9. Churchgoing on its knees as Christianity falls out of favour

Comment #177474 by konquererz on May 9, 2008 at 6:44 am

It is the fate of the rational to suffer at the hands of the faithful but our duty to struggle on. The overall evils of religion, compounded with the cruelty of man, make the struggle worthy. No matter the cost, we can never cease fighting against fundamentalist religion. Our childrens children will thank us some day for our diligence.

10. Gene map proves platypus is part bird, mammal and reptile

Comment #176990 by konquererz on May 8, 2008 at 12:33 pm

See, god does exist, he just fucked up REALLY bad!!!

LMGDFAO!

11. Trouble ahead for science

Comment #176986 by konquererz on May 8, 2008 at 12:29 pm

I have given up trying to explain things to these irrational douche bag fundies. I now just ridicule them and laugh at them for knowing so little about evolution. They feel embarassed when you laugh at their interpretation of science when they realize that their stupid fundy book on creationism is stupid. Then they get mad like little children then they tell me I will burn in hell.

12. Citing Faith, Bush Defends War Actions

Comment #176983 by konquererz on May 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Freedom is god's gift to man kind? So he is going to force it on the world? Sounds crusadish to me. But that aside, gods gift to the world is freedom and Jesus and if you don't accept them you burn in hell for ever. What a douchebag Bush is.

13. An Atheist Goes Undercover to Join the Flock of Mad Pastor John Hagee

Comment #176848 by konquererz on May 8, 2008 at 6:54 am

I found my self laughing, not because it was funny, but from my own memories. Having come from this style of christianity myself, it seems so hilarious now reading what I myself have done before. I really thought he should have just spoken gobly gook when they told him to speak in tongues. But the song was hilarious.

14. The detail in the Devil

Comment #176463 by konquererz on May 7, 2008 at 11:47 am

"Hollywood trumps it up for dramatic effect, of course," says Bradshaw. "But I would say The Exorcist is the most accurate depiction of demonic possession."

Wow, I didn't realize that despite no one being alive that has actually seen this in real life, this is actually how it is!

This dude is a whack job.

"Let me tell you that scholarly information would suggest that demon possession, very definitely, does happen."

Scholarly information from three hundred years ago no doubt!

And it happens to good people, Bradshaw theorizes, noting that targets tend toward the innocent, highly virtuous and unusually gifted.

Sweet! So god leaves the innocent, virtuous, and gifted to get soul f*cked by a demon! Go god! What a dumbass! This dude only makes the argument against a god easier to show.

15. Is Liberal Catholicism Dead?

Comment #176461 by konquererz on May 7, 2008 at 11:42 am

This is a good thing. They even mentioned that the younger generation is just doing what ever they want any way. If this trend continues, the old fundamentalist power of the catholic church will simply fade away or be ignored. Reform the church? Screw that, do what ever the hell you want, it will ultimately remove power from the church that refuses to give into reality. In the end, this helps the church step away from itself. It will no longer be worthy of reforming from the inside, people will just leave.

16. The History Channel might do something right

Comment #176457 by konquererz on May 7, 2008 at 11:34 am

This type of thing isn't written for people who already get it. This type of thing is for the curious, the not sure, the people looking for a reason to not need religion or a god. Nothing of intelligence will get to the fundies. But this will get to some people, even if everything isn't as scientifically precise as we would like. Children, teenagers, people who love science but are religionists, this is for them. This is their chance to open their mind and thing outside of small world they think they live it.

17. Does science make belief in God obsolete?

Comment #171038 by konquererz on April 28, 2008 at 9:02 am

I don't think science has made god obsolete at all. I think writings attributed to god make god obsolete. In other words, god doesn't need science to make him obsolete, religion does a great job on its own! :D

18. The simple falsehood at the heart of Expelled

Comment #158255 by konquererz on April 10, 2008 at 9:00 am

I don't know that he has ever put it better than "awesomely stupid". Great stuff P.Z. they really shouldn't have brought you into this movie, they had no idea what they were dealing with.

19. Richard Dawkins: 'Growth in creationist beliefs a problem for schools'

Comment #156294 by konquererz on April 7, 2008 at 9:12 am

Here in the states, its still epidemic. We have the court on our side though as they have already ruled that Creationism cannot be taught in school because it is not science.

20. Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites

Comment #147339 by konquererz on March 20, 2008 at 7:29 am

This explains allot! Thats why real prayers and miracles, like say regrowing a limb, don't get answered. They are obviously bigger and have a greater chance of hitting a satellite on exit. Thus god just doesn't get those! Wow, I'm converting now that I understand! :)

21. State Approves Evolution As 'Scientific Theory'

Comment #129677 by konquererz on February 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Gee congratulations Florida! Now we are only a couple decades behind the world in the field of science!

22. Inventor Doesn't Dare Say 'Perpetual Motion Machine'

Comment #124126 by konquererz on February 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Hmm, interesting. But I don't know the details of how it works. I will wait and see if it pans out. After all, if he really did create a perpetual motion machine, and it really does what he claims, then this should stand up to the most extreme scrutiny. He should be willing to let scientists from all studies have at it. If its genuine, it will hold up. If not, just another wannabe and no one cares.

23. The New Atheist Movement

Comment #123443 by konquererz on February 7, 2008 at 7:26 am

This guy is an idiot. See, I do read the other side. In fact, I was the other side for 25 years. I still read the bible, and still read christian apologists. Its perfect because I know the arguments already. Christians really hate when I bring up their arguments first then smash them down.

24. Ad 'likely to offend gay people'

Comment #123056 by konquererz on February 6, 2008 at 12:15 pm

I'm all for free speech, but you can't just put obvious lies meant to cause an uproar and a stir! That commercial wouldn't change anyones mind! Ass holes!

25. Exploding black holes could expose hidden dimensions

Comment #122934 by konquererz on February 6, 2008 at 9:30 am

I am a computer guy, so I don't really have the expertise or understanding to follow this kind of discussion. However, from someone who loves learning about the universe and science in general, I can tell you that articles like this do well to stoke the flames of curiosity in people. Whether it turns out that primordial black holes exist or don't is of no consequence. Getting people to study the subject is. Thus creating hype and excitement around science is a good thing. Agreed that I don't want people going around believing things that aren't true. But its exciting to hear of possibilities and possible future advancements. Thats why people what shows about future technology. Its fun.

26. MySpace: No place for Atheists?

Comment #118154 by konquererz on January 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm

This is bullshit and flat out discrimination! I'm deleting my myspace account. They can kiss my ass!

27. Scientists want rewrite of Earth's time line

Comment #117646 by konquererz on January 29, 2008 at 9:37 am

Even with our vast impact on this planet, the time of human impact in the vast history of this planet will STILL be but a blip. No need for a new epoch. Not like it will matter once we are gone anyway.

28. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #117642 by konquererz on January 29, 2008 at 9:35 am

Ha Ha Ha!
World Net Daily
Nuff said!

29. New atheists or new anti-dogmatists?

Comment #117235 by konquererz on January 28, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Its hard for religionists to really accept transcendent experience beyond the religious dogma. They don't realize that religion can still provide purpose without the need to bow down before an invisible sky daddy.

30. The real danger in Darwin is not evolution, but racism

Comment #115385 by konquererz on January 24, 2008 at 6:06 am

Unlike the church, it didn't take people who believe in evolution and are atheists a thousand years to realize that racism and slavery are wrong and cease the support of it. The catholic church to decades upon decades to denounce racism and slavery, BECAUSE it was in the bible. I read that part of Darwin's writing, but already knew that it was wrong because I believe in the equality of all peoples. I don't need a book to tell me that, its in my blood. So the church needs to shut the hell up and remember that their big honcho Paul espoused slavery and told slaves to serve their masters as unto god, and thats why the church espoused slavery for so long.

31. Jay Spears: Smak Dem Christians Down

Comment #114918 by konquererz on January 23, 2008 at 7:25 am

Classic! I'm going to snatch a little bit of the audit and make it my windows boot up music!

32. Ken Ham in Leicester April 2008

Comment #114916 by konquererz on January 23, 2008 at 7:23 am

Ken Ham made my list of Fundamentalist Hero's who I have castigated in my blog. He is a trip! If you get to hear him, go! He is a hoot! He actually said to a group of students "Don't let science trick you with what they call evidence. If it doesn't line up with the Bible, its not really evidence." Unf*cking believable!

33. The devilish church practice of exorcism

Comment #114083 by konquererz on January 21, 2008 at 10:42 am

That "exorcism" of that little girl was cruel, immoral, and should be criminal! Beat and whipped her until she confessed? That priest and her parents need to have the exact same exorcism!

34. Gay Jesus play blasted by bishop

Comment #114082 by konquererz on January 21, 2008 at 10:39 am

"However, even in the synoptic account of Mark there is Mark 14:51-52; which hints rather strongly at hot man on Messiah action."

Man on Messiah action?
LMFAO!!!

I think I wet myself!

35. Gay Jesus play blasted by bishop

Comment #114081 by konquererz on January 21, 2008 at 10:38 am

I MUST see this play! To bad its not in the US. I tend to support anything anti-christian orthodoxy. Thus, gay Jesus would fit the bill. LOL

36. Gigantic fossil rodent discovered

Comment #113008 by konquererz on January 18, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Wow, if that rodent were still alive, Taco Bell would SOOO be toast!

37. Questions Delay Creationist Master's Degrees

Comment #113006 by konquererz on January 18, 2008 at 12:34 pm

A masters in creation science? They have that already, its called a master of theology.

38. Dinesh D'Souza: Winner of the 2007 Bad Faith Award

Comment #112145 by konquererz on January 16, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Dinesh is an idiot
Couldn't have gone to a better guy.

39. Canadian fossil makes waves in Huckabee's presidential run

Comment #112138 by konquererz on January 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm

Colluvial, I think you read my mind!

I can't wait until this book comes out, I really want to get it. This sounds like the perfect book for my kids to read when they get older. I of course will read it now.

40. Huckabee Wants A 'Faith-based' Constitution

Comment #111978 by konquererz on January 16, 2008 at 6:15 am

Hucklberry needs to speak more. The longer he hangs around, the crazier he sounds. Better to let him keep talking and people can see what he is really like. Like I pointed out to my parents (evangelicals), he thinks speaking in tongues is blasphemy, do you really want a person who thinks he can change the constitution to match his own interpretation of gods laws making laws that can effect your religion? Namely when he believes part of what you do is blasphemy? Blasphemy laws any one? Didn't think so.

41. George Scales, War Hero and Generous Friend of RDFRS

Comment #111383 by konquererz on January 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Dear Mr. Scales,

You are a fine example of what is good about this world. You are a hero to us all and show us what true courage is all about. You are a shining light in a world darkened by religious superstition and nonsense. My best wishes to and I hope that this surgery sees you well and makes life better for you.

Regards from America,
K

42. Fish out of water: Your Inner Fish

Comment #111299 by konquererz on January 14, 2008 at 8:56 am

This section alone was damn near brilliant! Excellent description of why we either evolved or were created by an idiot! No designer here boys, try again.

43. The New Encyclopedia of Unbelief

Comment #109701 by konquererz on January 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Cool, think I'll pick it up. On another note, just a few months ago I couldn't find Carl Sagan "The Demon Haunted World" on amazon. I am glad they are selling it now again. I'm gonna pick that one up too.

44. It was a bad year for God.

Comment #109567 by konquererz on January 9, 2008 at 7:27 am

Ha Ha krisking, your the funniest theist I have talked to today. Since you can't figure it out, the difference between our liking Dawkins and you serving an invisible god is two fold.

1. Dawkins actually exists
2. No one in here would be an idiot and die for their belief in Dawkins views.

See, you would die for a lie, and I would lie not to die. See the difference you brick?

45. The Mind of the Market

Comment #109564 by konquererz on January 9, 2008 at 7:23 am

Don't care about the atheism sucks blog, they are intellectual trogledites that don't deserve to have this explained to them.

As for Shermer's book, I'll be getting it. I wonder if he will sign it "To my good friend and confidant"

LMAO!
Thats right, me and Shermer are pals! (I wish)

46. Sam Harris debate with Rabbi David Wolpe

Comment #107399 by konquererz on January 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm

This one was one of my favorites, I have seen it before. Sam makes this guy look silly all over the places. But it was fun to watch it again.

47. Can Atheists Be Parents?

Comment #107396 by konquererz on January 4, 2008 at 1:00 pm

Wow, its amazing that this happened in a free country at all. And its rather frightening. However, an appeal that overturned it should have made sure that this can't happen again, not with a precedence now set.

48. The OUT Campaign has its own Flea!

Comment #107291 by konquererz on January 4, 2008 at 11:08 am

The christian out campaign is insulting to Atheists and Gays.

Attention Christians:

Shut the hell up and stop acting like a persecuted minority when over 75% of the US consider themselves christians! SHUT UP YOU STUPID IDIOTIC SHEEP!!! WHEN YOU CAN MAKE THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST A HIT MOVIE YOU CAN NO LONGER CLAIM PERSECUTION!! WHEN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES MAKES A RESOLUTION CLAIMING THE US TO BE A CHRISTIAN NATION, YOU CAN'T CLAIM PERSECUTION!! WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE US CREATES A GOVERNMENT OFFICE TO SUBSIDIZE FAITH BASED ORGANIZATIONS, YOU CAN'T CLAIM TO BE PERSECUTED!! SO JUST SHUT UP YOU ARE ALL SOUNDING LIKE MORONS AND IDIOTS!!

*pant* *pant* *pant*
Alright, think I'm done now. Sorry all.

49. State Board of Education

Comment #107283 by konquererz on January 4, 2008 at 11:00 am

Damn thats funny!

50. Huckabee: Guns, God and rock'n'roll

Comment #107280 by konquererz on January 4, 2008 at 10:58 am

I wish I had someone I could vote for with good conscience. But it looks more and more like I will vote for the candidate with the least crazy views on god and government. Huckabee has zero chance of getting my vote. Same with Angel Moroni Guy, and Church should naturally have a greater roll guy, and Jesus guides my decisions guy.