1. 'Jane Doe' Testifies as Trial of Polygamist Leader Begins

Comment #70144 by la bella fortuna on September 14, 2007 at 7:51 am

-J-:
To which one might respond, "D'oh!"

2. Convict sues God for broken contract

Comment #57054 by la bella fortuna on July 18, 2007 at 8:09 am

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you...uh, You?

God: So help Me, me.

3. Scientist Build a 'Brain' From Rat Cells

Comment #53088 by la bella fortuna on June 29, 2007 at 9:32 am

Can we get rat cell brains implanted next in fundies, so at least they can have the benefit of some kind of brain? Of course the rats may take issue with being linked to a group that could seriously damage their reputation in the food chain.