1. Vicar supports Life of Brian ban

Comment #222443 by Bandit 19 on July 31, 2008 at 12:36 pm

Rev. Bell is surely the "Bicus Dicus' in Aberystwyth.

...sorry I just couldn't help myself

2. Jesus and Mo on Militant Atheists

Comment #218228 by Bandit 19 on July 25, 2008 at 5:04 am

Site blocked by the morality police here...go figure. (see avatar)

3. Man Sues Church Over 'God Injury'

Comment #213880 by Bandit 19 on July 19, 2008 at 7:00 am

I am just speculating that this was a Southern Baptist church. If you witness one in action your first thought would be holy crap! It's akin to a mosh pit for jesus. Bring your protective gear sinner!

4. Texas State Board of Education approves Bible course for high schools

Comment #213857 by Bandit 19 on July 19, 2008 at 5:19 am

One rule should be applied.

1) Bible Courses must be taught by aetheists to avoid any conflict of interest.

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Please. As someone who lives in the bible belt I can tell you that this is just a thinly veiled, government sponsored Sunday school.

5. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #209782 by Bandit 19 on July 13, 2008 at 10:23 am

You can dance around a terd all day but in the end it is still very much a terd.

6. Top 6 Incestuous Relationships In The Bible

Comment #185266 by Bandit 19 on May 27, 2008 at 10:01 am

Chapter 3 of Genisis gods "difficult" third series...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_EXqdJ4L7I

As I sit here in the Middle East listening to the "quaint" call to pryor (blasted out of a speaker approaching 90 decibles about 50 foot from where the infidels work) I can't help but smile that RD's website has not yet been found and blocked by the internet morality police. Of course they marry their cousins around here so maybe they are busy shuffling through their family album for potential dates.

7. Surviving an unholy school war

Comment #182530 by Bandit 19 on May 20, 2008 at 11:01 am

Catholic School '73-'81

If there is one thing that ever turned me away from religion it was Catholic school.

Unfortunately many are not strong enough to rail against these established institutions because they know they will most likely lose their families as well. They are appeasers and have my sympathy but not my respect

I too have had the pleasure of the yard stick treatment. It was commonly used on edge for the obvious aerodynamic advantage. [Ancient nun ninja technique no doubt]
In the second grade I was walking up a flight of stairs and made the mistake of using the handrail which apparently was an action that deserved a beating. This was the catalyst of quiet rebellion. For the next 6 years I steadily became more angry and distrustful of the adults in my life. I found refuge in a set of encyclopedias. Why do they not believe me? Why are they lying to me? Children should never have to ask these questions. They need to be protected from such vile organizations.

At the age of 15 while eating dinner on Easter Sunday (Large Irish Catholic family gathering) an Aunt declared theatrically and snidely "...has everyone heard that Patrick doesn't believe in god?" After several seconds of uncomfortable and menacing quiet I stood and replied "No, I gave it up for Lent"

I've never been back.

-Cheers

8. Lewis Black - The Devil's Handiwork

Comment #179268 by Bandit 19 on May 13, 2008 at 2:14 am

Black is brilliant.

If you enjoyed that video, this is worth a look as well.

Ricky Gervais clears the whole creation thing up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaEj3g5GOYA