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So:
1. I don't know.
2. I don't know.
3. I don't know.
4. I don't know.
5. I don't know.
6. The milky way is God's ejaculate.
7. Black holes are God's masturbatory aid.
8. God killed all the other gods at an unspecified time.
Quetz, is that you toying with us?
Comment #141127 by hungarianelephant on March 10, 2008 at 5:07 am
Ho hum. Another day, another version of the random comment generator.
Tip: it can be switched off in IE by pressing Alt-F4.
503. 10 cc of atheism
Comment #141112 by hungarianelephant on March 10, 2008 at 3:46 am
Oolon - Welcome.
When is the follow-up to your blockbusting trilogy coming out?
504. Oklahoma: One Step from Doom
Comment #141107 by hungarianelephant on March 10, 2008 at 3:29 am
Simple solution. Since, based on the evidence of this site, creationists can't spell or write grammatical sentences, simply deduct marks for that.
A lawyer's answer. You're welcome.
Comment #140151 by hungarianelephant on March 7, 2008 at 2:32 am
wooter - Now I am trying to make you think while you are having fun.
506. Lords Approve Abolition Of Blasphemy
Comment #140139 by hungarianelephant on March 7, 2008 at 2:04 am
Brandy Spears - Now just to get rid of all the other god-ordained nonsense: queens, defenders of the faith, kings, princes, lords, baronesses etc....
Comment #139606 by hungarianelephant on March 6, 2008 at 7:49 am
Heretic! It was Vic Reeves, and 88.2. Unless someone made it up or misattributed it. Which I'm sure never happens to important stories. Never.
Comment #139596 by hungarianelephant on March 6, 2008 at 7:16 am
she thought that 20% of fairies exist
509. What's the Point of the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Comment #139568 by hungarianelephant on March 6, 2008 at 5:19 am
To follow up on Comment #139277 by D'Arcy, the CofE's position on Iraq is well worth underlining.
Apparently it would be a "just war" if it were endorsed by the UN Security Council. Exactly when God delegated questions of morality to the UN Security Council is an open question.
510. What's the Point of the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Comment #139567 by hungarianelephant on March 6, 2008 at 5:16 am
fides_et_ratio - And when he speaks on matters affecting inter-faith dialogue such as the ones mentioned in the programme, his views carry more weight than the president of the NUF?
Comment #139203 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 9:56 am
Mitchell Gilks - It was an Irish archbishop by the name of Ussher. And I think that if you take into account the 11 days in the Gregorian calendar switch, it was a Thursday afternoon.
I have no idea why I know that.
[Edit: See also Tyler Durden's comment below. Creation began on Sunday. Life began the following Thursday.]
Comment #139201 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 9:51 am
steveroot - I finally realized that wooter is a computer program that takes text as input and returns gibberish. There's an algorithm in there somewhere, but I'll be dipped if I can see it. I do recognize some Shakespeare quotations there, cleverly inserted to give the impression that we're interacting with a person, not a machine. Do I get any points for spotting wooter as a Turing test project?
513. What's the Point of the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Comment #139146 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 8:04 am
Hang on, fides.
The CofE is not some kind of trade union for its members, and the Archbishop doesn't claim to represent them. He claims to represent God.
Even if he did claim to represent Anglicans, that would be spurious as the members of the CofE have no more say in the choice of the Archbish than they do in the choice of the Chief Executive of Tesco. If they don't like it, all they can do is take their business elsewhere.
Sorry, he's not a public representative, and his views carry no more weight than Joe Average.
Same goes for the scumbag imams who style themselves as "community leaders".
514. What's the Point of the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Comment #139130 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 7:13 am
I won't have this. Don't you know that Mayo is the ONLY county in Ireland where Our Lady has chosen to show herself to the faithful? A blow against Mayo is a blow against Our Lady.
Oh, wait ...
Comment #139074 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 5:21 am
SPS - Sorry, that's a cop out. Calling something a "necessity" does not make it so. Lots of people don't have cars, and manage to live productive lives. What you mean is that the alternatives to car ownership are unpalatable for many people in the context of the society we choose not to change, viz. the one with lots of cars in it.
Even if we do deem car ownership not a fit subject for discussion, you're still left with the problem of use. The majority of road deaths and serious injuries could be eliminated by the simple expedient of having a rigidly enforced, blanket 20mph speed limit, zero alcohol / drug limit and annual competence testing. This would doubtless have economic and personal consequences, but those consequences are secondary to the (irrational, or at least a-rational) immediate reaction that would bring down any government that tried to implement it.
To be clear, I am not advocating the abolition of the car. I am pointing out that people do not regard them rationally. As a less emotive example, an RAC survey found that UK drivers on average underestimate their expenditure on their car by nearly half. That is hard to explain in purely rational terms.
Comment #139008 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 2:55 am
Shaden - Finally, someone takes it on. Thank you.
By you stating you have to kill 20,000 people in order to do so, you sound like you're picking who you want and murdering them.
There is an inherent risk that every driver takes by getting behind the wheel, but it's a very low risk. Do a lot of people die every year from driving? Yes, but that doesn't stop people from choosing to do so. It's their choice.
517. What's the Point of the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Comment #138989 by hungarianelephant on March 5, 2008 at 2:29 am
fides - Have you ever actually been to Manchester?
Comment #138458 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 11:22 am
Sorry, al-rawandi, that's not right. Google United States v. Cruikshank (19th century but never overruled). The extension of the Constitution to the States in the 14th amendment doesn't apply to the Second Amendment. That's settled law, whatever the NRA think.
As a practical matter, states can control what kind of guns, and can control sale. But since interstate commerce can't be regulated by the states, you can always pop over the border.
Comment #138453 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 11:12 am
For the benefit of the 2.5 non-Americans still reading this, it should also be pointed out that the US Supreme Court has consistently refused to apply the Second Amendment to the States. Viz. the right to bear arms is a right against federal government only, and states can therefore pass gun controls. That is subject to other constitutional provisions, especially that states cannot regulate interstate commerce.
520. Fleabytes
Comment #138384 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 8:55 am
Peacebeuponme - Yes, fair point. But I wouldn't even categorise the average churchgoer's belief as equivalent to my belief in what Steve says about black holes. These are (at least) three different categories. English is deficient in that respect, and unfortunately it gives some theists a fingernailhold - "you also have beliefs in things you don't know".
Comment #138369 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 8:40 am
Guns are no more dangerous then a car
522. Fleabytes
Comment #138357 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 8:27 am
Peacebeuponme - They believe because they have been told something by someone they have no reason to doubt (in the same way Steve you may tell me something about black-holes and I would accept it). This belief we cannot truly call 'faith' because it is not strongly counter to any other belief/experience they have had.
Comment #138348 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 8:15 am
Yeah, it's unwise to say that some bizarre Catholic practice no longer happens. You just know that it will still be going on somewhere. When will I learn?
Anyone care to bet that there won't be any more reports of moving statues before the end of the year?
Didn't think so.
Comment #138344 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 8:10 am
And then you are faced with the question: what kind of proportional representation.
The Irish kind (multi-member constituencies, single transferable vote)? The party profile broadly represents the party first-line voting, but it still descends into clientelism, and all too often, corruption.
Party tickets with selection from a centralised list? Then you only get to choose the party, not the representative. If you don't like the representative, tough.
French system of first round and two-candidate run-off? May as well stick with the two party system, except that you occasionally get the choice of a fascist.
Or my favourite, the Northern Irish kind, where you have to categorise yourself as "Unionist" or "Nationalist" in advance, with equal numbers elected to the assembly regardless of actual votes cast?
I'm not convinced that any voting system is demonstrably better than the others, and the law of unintended consequences tends to apply.
That's not to say that the House of Representatives isn't a good place to try it. It may make sense to have a different voting system from the Senate, if only to create the possibility of something different; though it might also create a very conservative system (in the true meaning of the word - reluctant to change) as it becomes more difficult to get bills through. Besides, in my experience, turkeys seldom vote for Christmas.
I fully agree with you on the Second Amendment. It appears to be a matter of dogma. Guns are bad, nkay?
Comment #138332 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 7:50 am
al-rawandi - Nah, they gave up the self-flagellation in the 14th century. Maybe in the Philippines.
[Edit - and of course replaced it with mental self-flagellation, which remains a key plank of faith to this day.]
Comment #138323 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 7:44 am
If I may weigh in on the US Constitution, one of the striking things about it is how much Americans argue over it. Not very often about what it should contain, but over what is meant. You don't get any serious public debate about the meaning of the Bill of Rights 1689 in England, or even much about the actual written constitution of Ireland. But the US Supreme Court has become the battleground of ideas, perhaps because it is so much more difficult to change the document.
Broadly, I think this is healthy. It shows that the Constitution, and in particular the Bill of Rights, remains a living and relevant document, a focal point of the nation's sense of purpose. The downside, of course, is that it leaves an awful lot of power in nine people, and as a result the selection of those nine people has become an intensely political process.
That seems more of a theoretical concern than a practical one. The judges do seem to develop a habit of going native soon after they accept life tenure. Ask Al Gore what he thinks of Justice Kennedy if you're in any doubt. While there are a few cases in which they have simply made up an interpretation to suit their political preferences, they're worth remarking on because of their rarity.
As to the two-party system, be careful what you wish for. Ireland has its very own two-party system, the party you support depending on which side your great-grandad fought on during the general stupidity of 1921-23. The minor parties help make up various shades of coalition, and as one of their leaders remarked, it's the meat, not the bread, which gives flavour to the sandwich. Or to put it slightly less charitably, if you mix two ounces of dog shite with a pint of ice cream, the result will probably taste more like dog shite than ice cream.
Comment #138312 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 7:29 am
I meant to post a serious comment on this topic. But it just doesn't merit one, does it? At least we can have a good giggle at this. Some of what the Catholic church has been up to is no laughing matter.
Comment #138305 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 7:24 am
... and to have been able to tell people their sins before they confessed them to him
Comment #138302 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 7:20 am
Quetz - At least, that was his explanation for why they found him wearing a pink spandex leotard.
530. Fleas on the Horizon: In Defense of God
Comment #138248 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 5:22 am
Tycho the Dog - What I would say to you is that that is not my A, C, F, H (repeat ad nauseam)
Comment #138201 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 3:58 am
Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh
Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh
Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh
Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh Ruh-t-duh
Duracell bunny, I tell you.
532. Fleas on the Horizon: In Defense of God
Comment #138167 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 2:51 am
Corylus - You are quite right as usual, and I am quite wrong. Chris Heard it was. Now that was the sort of theist I could relate to. Thanks.
533. Fleas on the Horizon: In Defense of God
Comment #138155 by hungarianelephant on March 4, 2008 at 2:15 am
Chris Hedges, a war correspondent and graduate of Harvard Divinity School, believes that evolution alone can't make us goodâ€"we need to believe in something. In I Don't Believe in Atheists (Free Press, Mar.), Hedges equates the new atheists to the fundamentalist believers they critique and suggests that they're just as dangerous. Dominick Anfuso, v-p and editorial director, says, "Hedges attacks the atheists as being as dogmatic, if not more so, than what they're criticizing. Based on his experience as a war correspondent, he takes on their worldview, the idea that we are capable of spiritual improvement. Hedges says we're clearly not progressing morally as a species."
Comment #137682 by hungarianelephant on March 3, 2008 at 10:42 am
Jon_Sociologist - Generally I'd be sympathetic to that view, but trying to debate with wooter is about as productive as trying to debate with voicemail. Even if you can wade through the treacle which is his/her posting style, you never get an actual response, just more of the same stuff regurgitated. All the arguments come back to "I don't believe that complexity can arise without a designer, therefore God exists". Each branch of this has been comprehensively debunked several hundred times, as anyone who cares to check the posting history can see. S/he doesn't answer any of the questions put, but just repeats one of his/her own, often in block capitals.
I'm frankly amazed that anyone still has the patience to engage with wooter at all. Even for the purpose of abuse.
535. Fleabytes
Comment #137673 by hungarianelephant on March 3, 2008 at 10:32 am
What is going on here?
Nearly up to 3000 posts, and we still haven't seen Paula's new frock. Or even her nice polycotton tracksuit from Tesco. Oooh.
536. Survey shows Non-Religious Outnumber Those of Every Single Faith (But One)
Comment #137637 by hungarianelephant on March 3, 2008 at 9:29 am
Am I alone in thinking that the appropriate response to this article is "So What"?
Comment #137601 by hungarianelephant on March 3, 2008 at 8:39 am
Buckingham Palace? Buckingham Palace? What happened to Birmingham Palace? This argument looked much better when it was about a curry house rather than a dismal pile in London.
Ok, not "better", maybe, but more amusing.
538. A natural phenomenon
Comment #137499 by hungarianelephant on March 3, 2008 at 2:10 am
For those of you who haven't seen much of Sir David, here's one of his most famous, and poignant, clips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
It's probably not an exaggeration to say that he has done more for the understanding of the natural world than any other person. Here's looking forward to the Darwin series.
Side note: he appeared on Irish TV's Late Late Show on Friday. Asked if he believed in God, he dodged the question first time, then second time said he thought the creation story was nonsense but believed in spirituality.
I seem to remember a thread here a while ago about the deletion of his references to evolution in (some) exported versions of his documentaries.
539. Fleabytes
Comment #135884 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 10:19 am
hello - ..but I doubt very much that it was lack of evidence that led you to choose atheism.
540. Fleabytes
Comment #135873 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 10:10 am
Bonzai - We might be experiencing a raid by Robertson's minions.
541. Fleabytes
Comment #135544 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 4:41 am
This feeling of discouragement, darkness and depression really hit home one Saturday afternoon at Dens Park, the home of Dundee FC.
I was enjoying the game when the thought hit me, what would it be like if the atheist worldview was true? The thought of a life without Christ was for me an overwhelming one. It shattered me.
542. Fleabytes
Comment #135534 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 4:30 am
The phrase "bald men fighting over a comb" springs to mind.
Oh, and the Charge of the Light Brigade was actually a successful military operation. Albeit somewhat less successful for the protagonists.
Comment #135527 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 4:17 am
Just a minor observation - there's actually less testing of drugs in animals than you might think.
Animals are almost exclusively used for very early stage testing - basic safety (for new compounds) and indicative bioavailability (for reformulations). There's not a lot of point doing extensive studies on animals once you establish that they don't drop dead or become obviously very ill. Because we haven't yet been able to engineer a mouse which is able to say "Ow, my head hurts. I don't like this."
The big studies are done in humans, so you can do a proper evaluation of what the drug does. What is does in a monkey is a better indicator than what it does in a pig, which is better than a dog, which is better than a mouse (generally speaking). But none of them are really reliable. You have to put it into adult volunteers to try it properly.
544. Fleabytes
Comment #135524 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 4:07 am
epeeist - Wilmslow? A village? Did the estate agent see you coming?
I spent my teenage years in Prestbury. Parents still live there. Before you get too excited, I should point out that they bought in the 1980s, before prices got really crazy. It's a much nicer place than I think it appears. Though it must account for at least half the country's sales of H2O2.
My sister was at school with Alan Garner's daughter. He had writers' block for over 20 years. Odd chap. Still, if I'd written the Weirdstone books, not sure how I would have followed up either. It captures the feeling of the Edge sublimely, at least during weekdays when it's not the playground of two million golden retrievers.
545. Fleabytes
Comment #135489 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 3:20 am
epeeist - Handforth, Mottram or Prestbury?
546. Taking evidence seriously
Comment #135438 by hungarianelephant on February 29, 2008 at 1:13 am
Frankus1122 - Why, why, why has this [double-blind study of homeopathy] not been done already?
547. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!
Comment #134828 by hungarianelephant on February 28, 2008 at 8:41 am
anna - That's a new one on me. What terms are you searching?
I know a lot of animal vaccines use formaldehyde, which is associated with all kinds of unpleasant reactions. I wasn't aware anyone seriously thought the concept of vaccination was Fido's problem.
548. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!
Comment #134812 by hungarianelephant on February 28, 2008 at 8:25 am
I have my doubts about whether most people's objections to vaccines are religious in nature. I commented on this in another thread, if anyone is interested:
http://www.richarddawkins.net/jumptocomment.php?articleID=1992&commentID=96843&URLtitle=This-deadly-religious-resistance-to-vaccinations&URLauthor=Johann-Hari
annabanana - Isn't there a hypothesis that vaccines cause over-stimulation of the immune system which results in autoimmune disorders such as allergies and asthma?
549. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!
Comment #134759 by hungarianelephant on February 28, 2008 at 7:22 am
Obviously I can't let a pharma controversy pass ...
The big problem with vaccines is that they have to be put into huge patient populations. It isn't feasible to test in huge patient populations prior to commercial launch. The disparity between trial population and patient population means you're more likely to miss an adverse reaction which affects only a small proportion, but the small proportion can multiply out into a relatively large number.
This was part of the problem with Vioxx and the other Cox-2's. The cardiac issue was known, but it wasn't until millions of people started taking it that you could say with any certainty whether it was caused by the drug or by the absence of NSAIDs which it replaced; NSAIDs are known to reduce cardiac problems. (It turned out to be both.)
The industry tends to find it quite difficult to get insurance to cover vaccines as a result of this.
But that said, within those limits the HPV vaccine (actually I think there is a second) was shown to be safe and effective in trials. A quick Google says 11,000 patients, which is a pretty decent sample.
550. Fleabytes
Comment #134742 by hungarianelephant on February 28, 2008 at 6:53 am
I genuinely believe that the answers are to be found in Jesus