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Comment #60601 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 11:40 am
I've an idea, let's compare our atheist moral values with that of David who needs to be told right from wrong.
I'll start the ball rolling.
Is homosexuality a crime? I say no - over to you David
What about rape? I say it's wrong. The bible is both for and against it - David?
Cold blooded infanticide - I say this is wrong. David's god ocassionally demands this - Comments David?
Genocide - I say wrong. David?
relogious intolerance - bad David, what about those cananites?
That should be enough for now
These include alcohol, drugs, career, fame, wealth, immoral sex and related dubious entertainments and a list of other substitutes.
702. The Out Campaign
Comment #60572 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 9:28 am
How rewarding to see young J being touched by Quetz. It makes it all so worth while. Celebratory cup of tea anyone?
703. The Flea Circus Invites a Newcomer!
Comment #60571 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 9:25 am
and end up trading slander and ad hominem attacks, rather than debate specific issues.
704. The Out Campaign
Comment #60569 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 9:19 am
After that, have a cup of ~985:-) tea, but NO OTHER type.
705. The Flea Circus Invites a Newcomer!
Comment #60567 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 9:11 am
Nice summary the assayer.
Doesn't wee flea know the bible condones and never condemns slavery and has different laws for slaves and masters? Does he know that the most vocal abolitionists were deist, agnostics and atheists? Does he not know that the bible was used to promote slavery and those who protested loudest to abolition were christians. Does he not know that Wilberforce had a dislike of slavery before he was a christian and wrote letters oin it to national news papers whe he was still a deist?
I could go on, but what's the point.
706. The Out Campaign
Comment #60542 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 7:20 am
Bloody hell, I didn't even realise I was doing it and everyone undersrands. Praize Quetz indeed#89544!
707. The Out Campaign
Comment #60520 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 5:50 am
Concerning homosexuality, my understanding is that several variant genes may combine to produce the phenotype. This allows the genes to be preserved in the population as a whole, with only certain combinations causing homosexuality. As steve points out, homosexuals can improve their fitness by helping their straight siblings reproductive investments.
708. The Out Campaign
Comment #60516 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 5:43 am
J
I find them both equally difficult to read
709. The Flea Circus Invites a Newcomer!
Comment #60513 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 5:36 am
Boy – and I thought Scots were supposed to be mean!
I kind of have this old fashioned notion that being open minded means reading about things from different perspectives and trying to listen.
710. The Out Campaign
Comment #60504 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 5:15 am
David, since you brought up Burns, you might like this little poem on Calvinists
explained here herehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Willie's_Prayer
1.
O Thou that in the Heavens does dwell,
Wha, as it pleases best Thysel,
Sends ane to Heaven an' ten to Hell
A' for Thy glory,
And no for onie guid or ill
They've done before Thee !
2.
I bless and praise Thy matchless might,
When thousands Thou hast left in night,
That I am here before Thy sight,
For gifts an' grace
A burning and a shining light
To a' this place.
3.
What was I, or my generation,
That I should get sic exaltation ?
I, wha deserv'd most just damnation
For broken laws
Sax thousand years ere my creation,
Thro' Adam's cause !
4.
When from my mither's womb I fell,
Thou might hae plung'd me deep in hell
To gnash my gooms, and weep, and wail
In burning lakes,
Whare damnèd devils roar and yell,
Chain'd to their stakes.
5.
Yet I am here, a chosen sample,
To show Thy grace is great and ample :
I'm here a pillar o' Thy temple,
Strong as a rock,
A guide, a buckler, and example
To a' Thy flock !
6.
But yet, O Lord ! confess I must :
At times I'm fash'd wi fleshly lust ;
An' sometimes, too, in warldly trust,
Vile self gets in ;
But Thou remembers we are dust,
Defiled wi' sin.
7.
O Lord ! yestreen, Thou kens, wi' Meg―
Thy pardon I sincerely beg―
O, may't ne'er be a living plague
To my dishonour !
An' I'll ne'er lift a lawless leg
Again upon her.
8.
Besides, I farther maun avow―
Wi' Leezie's lass, three times, I trow―
But, Lord, that Friday I was fou,
When I cam near her,
Or else, Thou kens, Thy servant true
Wad never steer her.
9.
Maybe Thou lets this fleshly thorn
Buffet Thy servant e'en and morn,
Lest he owre proud and high should turn
That he's sae gifted :
If sae, Thy han' maun e'en be borne
Until Thou lift it.
10.
Lord, bless Thy chosen in this place,
For here Thou has a chosen race !
But God confound their stubborn face
An' blast their name,
Wha bring Thy elders to disgrace
An' open shame !
11.
Lord, mind Gau'n Hamilton's deserts :
He drinks, an' swears, an' plays at cartes,
Yet has sae monie takin arts
Wi' great and sma',
Frae God's ain Priest the people's hearts
He steals awa.
12.
And when we chasten'd him therefore,
Thou kens how he bred sic a splore,
And set the warld in a roar
O' laughin at us :
Curse Thou his basket and his store,
Kail an' potatoes !
13.
Lord, hear my earnest cry and pray'r
Against that Presbyt're of Ayr !
Thy strong right hand, Lord, mak it bare
Upo' their heads !
Lord, visit them, an' dinna spare,
For their misdeeds !
14.
O Lord, my God ! that glib-tongu'd Aiken,
My vera heart and flesh are quakin
To think how we stood sweatin, shakin,
An' pish'd wi' dread,
While he, wi' hingin lip an' snaking,
Held up his head.
15.
Lord, in Thy day o' vengeance try him !
Lord, visit him wha did employ him !
And pass not in Thy mercy by them
Nor hear their pray'r,
But for Thy people's sake destroy them,
An' dinna spare !
16.
But, Lord, remember me and mine
Wi' mercies temporal and divine,
That I for grace an' gear may shine
Excell'd by nane ;
And a' the glory shall be Thine―
Amen, Amen !
711. The Out Campaign
Comment #60502 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 5:07 am
Quetz, I have also been giving them plenty of dandilion tea
712. The Out Campaign
Comment #60495 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 4:43 am
Billy, you need to fast-track the work on my armies. Just in case.
Fear not, the first wave or exploding vampire andrex puppies have been unleashed on you enemies - and they aren't even house trained!
713. The Out Campaign
Comment #60492 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 4:28 am
Billy boy, still with the Pope fixation? Is it the name? I'll try again and see if you can manage to grasp this one - I don't really know how to make it any plainer. I have NEVER publically (or privately) claimed that the Pope is the Anti-Christ (personally I would go for Bill Gates), I have always spoken out against such nonsense and I am totally amused that like a dog with a bone, you won't let go, even when you are driving yourself into the realms of surreal absurdity.
714. The Flea Circus Invites a Newcomer!
Comment #60482 by BillySands on August 2, 2007 at 4:03 am
Again David fails to provide evidence on request. Any ideas why that may be folks? And I thought he wanted to convince non christians too. Well Davey boy, that requires evidence - no evidence - no belief - I realise you are an exception to this statement though. Please for the love of the baby jesus and all us porr sinners on the express bus to eternal damnation ad torment, please provide some before it is too late. How could you face your god and say that you just insulted us, polarised us from god and never helped save us
715. The Flea Circus Invites a Newcomer!
Comment #60346 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 4:27 pm
"my main aim was actually to write for atheists and agnostics."
Is that why you cite the bible and say things like solomon was the wisest man who ever lived? Is that why you insult atheists too?
Where in your writings have you ever produced any real evidence? It is a genuine question
716. The Out Campaign
Comment #60307 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Happy to oblije Quetz
How about John 14:6? I [jesus] am the way, the truth and the life.No man comes to the father except through me"
David, are you a people pleaser or a god pleaser? Galatians 1:10
I'm a Quetz pleaser and will have a cup of tea now
717. The Out Campaign
Comment #60303 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Again, my bad. Apologies to the entirety of Scotland here (just in case).
718. The Out Campaign
Comment #60272 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 12:43 pm
David,
perhaps if you were to answer all those unanswerered questions on homosexuality etc I wouldn't keep asking - neither would Steve.
I think that labelling the Pope as the antichrist is a stupid and sectarian thing to do.
By the way I would highly recommend the current Pope's new book on Jesus.
I am not in a position to make that kind of judgement. However I do know that God will judge justly and fairly..
As regards the Nicene Creed, I accept every one of those statements of belief and believe them with all my heart and mind.
the body of Jesus. When I die discovering there is no God. And a consistent atheist!
719. The Out Campaign
Comment #60208 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 10:11 am
Thanks SG a bottle of buckie a day keeps the sanity at bay.
I thought freeze dried neds would make good pets. Just add buckie and poof! ned infestation. Unlike cats that bring you mice, they will bring you cool things like DVD players and playstations.
Haw big man huv ye seen http://www.bloodbus.com/
It's pure mental.
720. The Out Campaign
Comment #60196 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 9:41 am
Quetz,
He is now (mis)quoting Burns as authority. He is either speaking in tongues or he means
Facts are chiels that winna ding
Facts can't be denied
Personally I am a native English speaking Scot though. This may help you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08
PS he is our new professor of divinity
721. The Out Campaign
Comment #60193 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 9:31 am
Hey SG,
to quote Mugatu "I must be on crazy pills. Am I the only one who can see it?"
Of coure there is only one person here who cant see it.
I'm off to indulge in some lapsang souchong - bliss!
Yorker, you were lucky tit 'ave tea bags. When I were a lad, we 'ad tit make do with hedge clippins and an old sock we found down tit dump. Them minister would come round and drink all our tea before sending us down pit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
722. The Out Campaign
Comment #60187 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 9:21 am
Glasgow fish wifie? I always thought it was Glasgow sweetie wifie and Aberdonian fish wifie. Sexist and inaccurate!
723. The Out Campaign
Comment #60184 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 9:07 am
Well said Elli. He is more to be pitied than scolded - but scolding can be fun.
here is another thread where david gets a "fisting" over homosexuality http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,1197,Debate-between-Richard-Dawkins-and-Robert-Winston,Today-BBC,page1#comments
You will see he is very one dimentional. We tend not to ban him because he is like a ferral pet that we hope one day sees the light. He is also good for silent doubters who read these threads
724. The Out Campaign
Comment #60182 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 8:57 am
Hi David,
You remind us that this thread is abaout the out campaign, then you go off at tangents. Who's being an inconsistent and silly boy then?
You still didn't answer my question about forcing islam on your children. I think that I know the answer, but I want to hear you say it - after all, I could be wrong and you may actually think that forcing the bible on children is equally wrong.
That brings me to the next point - you say you could be wrong. Come on, you dont really believe that do you? The reason I say that is because elsewhere you talk of the certainty of god's existence? So have you developed doubts, learned to reason or just internally inconsistant?
As for your comment on sin, I hope quetz doesn't mind me asking - I'm sure you will ignore my challenge and make some predictable insult. You acknowledge then that we are born sinful (I dont, we are born human). It sureley would then be evil of a hypothetical god to send sinners to hell then.
"I agree with your psychological assessment of D. Robertson. However, as is the case with wonked-out individuals, they think they are JUST FINE. "
Hilarious. I love it! The definition of someone who is mad is someone who denies it when you accuse them of being mad. Superb. You could not make this stuff up….
Of course Ellie, Corylus can not trust you to read it for himself (maybe its because he is an inherent sexist?).
725. The Out Campaign
Comment #60171 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 8:17 am
Katherine, if your housemates are good friends they will respect your views. If not, I think it is always important to do what you feel is right and not bow to peer pressure. If they expect you to say grace at meal times etc, then you could start by pointing out that you dont believe in it. I found a lot of my christian "friends" stoped hanging out when I started to lose my faith, but you always have to be true to yourself. You never know, your housemates may harbour secret doubts - that was something else I found about some of my other christian friends. You could find a local brights group to meet like minded individuals.
Good Luck
726. The Out Campaign
Comment #60152 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 6:41 am
Forgive them quetz (especially Huxley and Steve) for they know not what they drink.
By the way Steve, mine's a large tea with milk and two sugar that I brew in Russells Tea pot
727. The Out Campaign
Comment #60141 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 5:56 am
Yes, I too long for the day when all blends are considered equal. They are all from quetz and he give to those in accordance with their tastes. I look forward to the English breakfast drinker laying down with the darljeeling brewer. It will be so wonderful. Earl Grey will no longer be looked upon as posh by the happy shopper brand drinker, and there will be sticky scones a pleny. My pot runneth over.
So, what do you say J go on - go on go on go on
(we really are starting to sound like christians now)
728. The Out Campaign
Comment #60133 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 5:09 am
Ah High priest Philip, your talk of holy tea made me think about how I haven't seen lapsang souchong on sale for a while. Anyway, Quetz delivered. I was getting my lunch in a shop that I dont associate with tea, but something made me look up the back - and there it was. Even when we dont ask, he is good to his followers. What more proof do David and J require?
729. The Out Campaign
Comment #60121 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 4:17 am
Philip,
I didn't want to destroy your street cred :-) Us followers of quetz must stick together. Young J is a quetz agnostic, but I pray that one day he will see the light.
Quetz, what will you have us do? Shall we sacrifice a shrubbery unto thee?
730. The Out Campaign
Comment #60118 by BillySands on August 1, 2007 at 4:09 am
Welcome to the club irateatheist. I have been told that I have a diseased mind and an intolerant hatred of religion - despite having religious friends. Apparently when I hit him with reason I am being laughable. It's all quite amusing really and just rolls off me. I would take it as a compliment, because he cant deal with your comments.
Nice evaluation Corylus. I'm reminded of the Fawlty towers episode where the psychiatrist visits. Just as he leaves, he looks at Basil curled up with his hands over his head and hopping, and says "there is enough material there for a whole conference"
I wonder if Richard's comment made his day. However it was more like a boot in the nuts before being told to get out of the way than an acknowledgement of a worthy advesary.
Concerning his martyr complex. There are apparently 12 000 members here. Let's assume about 200 have ever bothered to respond to him, and that 10 were gratuitously abusive. That means a staggering 1.67% members gave him any attention and an even more mind bogglingly small 0.083% were down right rude to him with no reason (I can however only recall one such poster- who incidentally I told was out of line - David never acknowledged that) So, to my knowledge only 0.0083% of posters have been gratuitously rude without provocation (Actually, cant remember if this guy was provoced or not - he's called Mika and on Davids letter thread if anyone is interested - David can quote the post number off the top of his head). So, the overall data suggests that the people here are not like David makes them out to be. That sounds like a mental illness and he really should seek proper help - none of this praying to jesus rubbish, but real psychiatric help
J
I'm 'a credit to this site'.
731. The Out Campaign
Comment #59971 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 9:14 am
Yorker
You mean this one? "It certainly beats wearing a dead jewish blasphemer on a stick."
Enjoy it David.
Corylus wise words - Daivd, if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out.... Although I will miss the comedy value.
SG Talking of indoctrination, I saw these THESE bible toys today
The makers clearly realise the value of brainwashing children at an early age. However, to help them create a range of toys to teach biblical values, I have some ideas of my own they may want to try. How about Genocidal Joshua, Murdering Moses and Homophobic Hosea? The latter comes with real throwing motion and can hurl pieces of gravel at your television screen every time Graham Norton appears (admittedly, this will appeal to non homophobes too).
Bicyclerepairman I've only just started reading the Ancestor's tail, so I couldn't comment. It's a sad reflection on dishonest Dave, but my initial thaought was "bet you're lying matey and you have'nt read it"
Guys I think David is just insulting us because his church no longer have the right to burn dissenters. SAD REALLY.
Oh David, the bible does actually tell us that we are concieved sinful (PS 51) I also doubt you have read this book either
732. The Out Campaign
Comment #59967 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 8:59 am
Ah there's the voice of alzheimers we have missed.
Comment #59882 by BillySands - Richard, obviously I cannot blame you for every one of your followers and so it would be and fear of me to attribute Billy to you.
He's good fun though! I'm not quite sure how someone gets from discussing the formation of an atheist 'out' campaign to discussing the nature of the antichrist in one easy jump!
I have never thought, taught or said that the Pope is the antichrist. And I regard the whole idea as ludicrous and pathetic.
733. The Out Campaign
Comment #59943 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 7:47 am
Arent the pope and satan one and the same.
If enough folk sign up to go to that restaurant, I would. I could stay with some (christian) friends over there :-)
734. The Out Campaign
Comment #59932 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 6:53 am
I was also wondering, What would wee fleas' position be if his children were forced in to muslim worship at school. I've a slight feeling that he may want it stopped.
735. The Out Campaign
Comment #59931 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 6:48 am
By this logic, YOU ARE BORN WRONG.
736. The Out Campaign
Comment #59923 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 6:04 am
There a a number of good points comining up on a few threads at the moment about how faith is bad for your esteem and solving problems in your life - or indeed how you go about your life.
The whole central message about judeo-christian belief is that there is something wrong with you and that you deserve gods judgement. You have to believe this to be a christian . What an terrible way to think of yourself. People talk of freedom through jesus. I say what rubbish, there is however true freedom in ditching this bullshit and accepting that you have failings, but you are not defined by them.
737. The Out Campaign
Comment #59902 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 3:56 am
Ah, but he had his finger crossed behind his back while he said, it so it didn't count.
738. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59900 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 3:52 am
Cheers V
I have found him and engaged :-)
You really are lucky that you have never expericed this stuff. Philip tells a sad story on the other thread that is worth reading to see what this nonsense can do to folk http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,1471,The-Out-Campaign,Richard-Dawkins,page2#59869 . It reminded me of some stuff too that I have now posted on it.
739. The Out Campaign
Comment #59896 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 3:41 am
I want to help.
740. The Out Campaign
Comment #59891 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 3:10 am
Well said Baeoz. Robertson like the rest think his way is the only valid way. Did you know that he made an oath stating the Pope to be the antichrist?
Nice new avatar SG
741. The Out Campaign
Comment #59889 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 3:04 am
How dare anyone accuse the author of The Ancestor's Tale of giving up on science? I invite the Reverend Robertson to read it from cover to cover (he might learn something about evolution and other aspects of real life) and then try to estimate how many scientific papers that five year labour of love is equivalent to.
742. The Out Campaign
Comment #59882 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 2:47 am
Welcome Back Wee Flea - I've missed you. Did you get any on holiday then? How did you cope being separated from your hero Richard for so long?
Why do you have a problem with Atheists getting organised? Is it fear? There are plenty of good reasons for this. Some are opressed and need encouragement (that's not religious) Others like the fellowship of like thinkers to echange ideas with (definately not religious) Some are concerned with the truth and want to defend science and free thought against fundie opressors (again not religious).
743. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59881 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 2:38 am
Billy- you might be interested to know that Wee Flea has returned.
744. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59878 by BillySands on July 31, 2007 at 2:15 am
You pasted a quote of mine where I was clearly talking about me and then used it to say I was talking about you. I wasn't by the way. Let me make it clearer, read back through the quote, when it says 'I', that means me, not you.
745. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59730 by BillySands on July 30, 2007 at 12:59 pm
J
Theists just dont get humble. Moses, the supposed author of the pentateuch had this to say about himself: "Now the man Moses was very humble, more than all men who were on the face of the earth." (num 12:3)
746. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59729 by BillySands on July 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
When I can't work something out and I need to, I ask someone to help me (for example a plumber with a plumbing difficulty, I don't start building an Ark). However, if I don't need to know (for example, how to build an aeroplane), I just accept that someone else does (and then I buy my ticket). It's called humility to accept that one doesn't know everything (and also that one cannot know everything).
747. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59670 by BillySands on July 30, 2007 at 5:15 am
Tell me, someone, why is it that people seem unable to distance themselves from inculcated belief systems in order to embrace reason (or another point of view)?
I contend that I am able to listen to and evaluate a point of view or a discussion without adopting its premise(s). Is this merely an intellectual trick that I have taught myself? smiles>/i>,
748. OUT Campaign Launched, 'Scarlet Letter' Shirts Now Available!
Comment #59461 by BillySands on July 29, 2007 at 6:25 am
It certainly beats wearing a dead jewish blasphemer on a stick.
Bizzaro, How's those pesky toothed chickens going down with your creationist delusion? You seem to have run away without addressing the issue
749. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59419 by BillySands on July 29, 2007 at 2:35 am
I feel like that about maladaptive ways of thinking and coping that I have abandoned because I finally realized they were wrong and hurting me. I find it irritating that I had to go through so much of my life feeling distress over these. But I've tried to look at it from a more positive light- that at least I finally got it and that part of the learning was in the journey.
750. Richard Dawkins on Hardtalk
Comment #59108 by BillySands on July 27, 2007 at 11:06 am
The failing must lie with the individual