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Comments by irate_atheist


801. I don't believe in atheists

Comment #147315 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 6:25 am

357. Comment #146796 by al-rawandi -

Henry Kissinger?


To late, too late...

When Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973, the distinguished musical satirist Tom Lehrer decided that he could no longer perform. "It was at that moment that satire died," says Lehrer, "There was nothing more to say after that."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/documentaries/features/feature_kissinger_profile.shtml

802. Fleabytes

Comment #147305 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 6:13 am

6383. Comment #147296 by BillySands -

You are, as ever, a huge mine of useful information. I raise my glass to you, wherever you are.

803. Fleabytes

Comment #147266 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 5:07 am

6362. Comment #147265 by epeeist -

Oh. I see. All is explained.

804. Religion 'linked to happy life'

Comment #147258 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 4:51 am

116. Comment #146748 by al-rawandi -

I hope you called him a fucktard.

If not, you must write down a thousand times:

'I must always call a fucktard a fucktard'.

Please note: Copy and paste is not acceptable.

805. Writer Arthur C Clarke dies at 90

Comment #147254 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 4:39 am

82. Comment #146990 by Pathfinder -

Crawl back to your cesspit of ignorance you pathetic meatworm.

806. Fleabytes

Comment #147247 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 4:33 am

6336. Comment #147220 by clearthinker -

The only attempt I have read so far comes from RD and it depends entirely on 'the magic of large numbers'. But I confess my ignorance so I look forward to being enlightened.
'The magic of large numbers' is what results in at least one individual being fortunate(?) enough to win the lottery most weeks. The probability of an individual winning is, say, 0.0000001. But when you have millions of individuals playing, the probability of someone (or more than one individual) amongst those millions winning starts to approach 1. That is to say, it's pretty much inevitable. You may notice that there are not too many jackpot rollovers.

Some of us understand the odds, and put our weekly pound in the bank instead - where we have a better chance of a return on our capital.

807. Two More Fleas

Comment #147229 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 3:49 am

478. Comment #147215 by clearmind -

Give me a c:



C!





Give me a u:



U!






Give me an n:



N!






Give me a t:



T!






What have we spellt?















Wooter!!!

808. Fleabytes

Comment #147209 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 3:19 am

Quetz -

It will go down well with the sheep faithful. They lap that tripe up as if it were the finest devon clotted cream.

Oh, Pathfinder - one more insult for your newsletter, if you wish - you're yet another wilfully ignorant, self-righteous, homphobic, bigoted, delusional fucktard. I don't wish to be rude, but we've heard it all before, and you can fuck off.

Edit: 6322. Comment #147203 by clearthinker -

6177 _ Irate
Good grief. Somebody employs you?
The best oneliner put down I have seen in ages!
Perhaps our put downs to you are too verbose for you to understand, maybe we should avoid words with more than two syllables.

809. Jesus saves

Comment #147201 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 3:09 am

41. Comment #147194 by clodhopper -

Oh....my Templeton Foundation motif socks you mean?
No. Not the socks you can always find - even when you don't want to - but the socks you can never find. The ones you actually paid for. And wanted.

810. Jesus saves

Comment #147190 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 2:46 am

39. Comment #147179 by clodhopper -

...and the funding comes from, where exactly?
The proceeds from selling your socks.

811. Fleabytes

Comment #147188 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 2:44 am

6311. Comment #147186 by Philip1978 -

Do you think my lack of belief in Thor makes me a more dangerous man?
I think it does, actually. How else are you going to know the correct method for utilising a hammer?

812. Two More Fleas

Comment #147187 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 2:42 am

475. Comment #147183 by Verylee -

I get my friends to take a look at some of the bile, lies, distortions, evasions that frequently occur...
How kind! Thank you for finding me an audience!

813. Fleabytes

Comment #147185 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 2:30 am

6309. Comment #147184 by Quetzalcoatl -

So... what did everyone think of Paula's review?
Fantastic, superb, top notch. But why no socks?

814. Sci-fi guru Clarke to have secular funeral

Comment #147169 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:29 am

I intend avoiding the whole funeral problem by not dying. I haven't so far, so I see no reason why I should in the future.

815. Fleabytes

Comment #147166 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:26 am

6305. Comment #147164 by clairpenser -

Heretic.

816. Fleabytes

Comment #147161 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:19 am

clodhopper -

Does your holy book say NOTHING about socks on stairs?
Of course it does, you great blind buffoon ;-)

One just has to interpret scripture correctly.

To wit: "I am not my brother's (sock) keeper."

817. The Secular Conscience

Comment #147159 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:06 am

23. Comment #147153 by epeeist -

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
Who's not quoting their sources now, eh?

Plus, you beat me to it. On this thread, anyway. Dammit.

818. Fleabytes

Comment #147158 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:04 am

Clodhopper -

It's not my sock so it's not my problem. Keep your own socks under control, zeusdammit.

819. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #147157 by irate_atheist on March 20, 2008 at 1:01 am

233. Comment #147140 by JemyM -

No sane Christian follow Leviticus anymore, any Christian who cherry pick that book should be told that it contains rules like killing couples if he see her during her period as well as killing children etc. Either Leviticus apply, and then Christians are very dangerous both to others and themselves, or it does not apply, and then the lines about homosexuality do not work either.
Yes, OK. So - a different god set out those rules, did he? Not your god, then?

820. Two More Fleas

Comment #146701 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 9:36 am

454. Comment #146684 by epeeist -

Not impressive I am afraid - you were supposed to be vilifying him, not giving an accurate description.
But he cannot be any worse than he is. We both know that he is a self-vilifying crapulous mass Every time he slobbers on his keyboard before clicking submit, he provides more evidence of his unassailable one-off brain-wronged ultra-mentalism.

821. Two More Fleas

Comment #146689 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 9:23 am

453. Comment #146673 by al-rawandi -

Harsh. But fair.

822. Two More Fleas

Comment #146669 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 9:11 am

445. Comment #146506 by The Reverend Dark -

Irate Atheist has stated that he has run out of vocabulary in describing you. I think he is selling himself far short.
Well, it has been said in the past that I hide my light under a bushel. So...


415. Comment #146417 by clearmind -
Irate, you again hit the bottom of insulting. You know the rule; bad words belong to the owner of the mouth it pops up. Take it easy. Get some coffee or go watch the evolution movie.
Yes - they are my words you stratified pile of smeg. You festering pile of excretia. You cretinous, uneducable, semi-literate, gibbering, pathetic excuse for an example of humanity.

823. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #146634 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 8:36 am

33. Comment #146627 by Geoff -

Too late!
The fuckers! Why aren't the royalty cheques gushing in to myself and Al-Rawandi? Where's our cut of the profits?! What happened to my agent? The bastard must have died...

824. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #146626 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 8:30 am

12. Comment #146548 by Peacebeuponme -


Irate_Atheist - I think you should tap into the youth market with a "Fucktardz" range of street wear.
I just want a t-shirt with Fuck Off on the front and Srsly on the back.

825. Fleabytes

Comment #146592 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:59 am

6185. Comment #146580 by hungarianelephant -

There is absolutely no call for comparing posters here to mass murderers.
What? Like Hitler Stalin and Mao? That never, ever, happens to us atheists.

826. Fleabytes

Comment #146582 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:53 am

6179. Comment #146572 by Steve Zara -

Indeed. He's too damn good, is our epeeist. I am but an amoeba to his Portuguese Man O' War.

827. Fleabytes

Comment #146573 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:49 am

6178. Comment #146571 by Dr Benway -

With gods, all and everything is encouraged.

828. Fleabytes

Comment #146570 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:45 am

6174. Comment #146566 by Pathfinder-

Sorry I've been away a while: work.
Good grief. Somebody employs you?

829. Fleabytes

Comment #146544 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:23 am

6163. Comment #146539 by mlearnedfriend -

Yes, well. But isn't it funny how these accounts are contradictory, if they're so damn perfect. LOL! Srsly.

830. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #146538 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:19 am

Mercy Ministries? Those fucktards? Enough said.

831. Jesus saves

Comment #146535 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 7:16 am

Er...Why do I get the feeling of deja vu again?

832. Religion 'linked to happy life'

Comment #146391 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 3:13 am

9. Comment #145971 by al-rawandi -

People who have regular sex are more happy... Can we prove that?
I wouldn't know about that. I'm married.

833. Religion 'linked to happy life'

Comment #146386 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 3:01 am

77. Comment #146378 by Paula Kirby -

Talking Heads had them sussed years ago:

Psycho Killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
OH! OH! OH! Psycho Killer. Qu'est-ce que c'est?


Which I regard as first class impartial advice.

834. Religion 'linked to happy life'

Comment #146377 by irate_atheist on March 19, 2008 at 2:46 am

"The fact that a believer may be happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunk is happier than a sober man."
- George Bernard Shaw

835. Fleabytes

Comment #145917 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:53 am

6005. Comment #145912 by Steve Zara -

I thought we were reserving no 10000 for her?
Quick - add more posts!!

836. Two More Fleas

Comment #145908 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:40 am

393. Comment #145900 by Steve Zara -

Haw haw haw!!!

Tee hee!

837. Fleabytes

Comment #145886 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:17 am

5992. Comment #145883 by Steve Zara -

My money is on 'Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon' at 5-1 in the 4:30 at Chepstow.

838. Two More Fleas

Comment #145884 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:14 am

384. Comment #145881 by Steve Zara -

Comment #145872 by clearmind

Are you an expert on radioisotopes?


Of course he is. He read a book with a talking snake in it.

839. Two More Fleas

Comment #145878 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:07 am

377. Comment #145874 by clearmind -

374 is for irate.


Good. I appear to have rendered you speachless.

Now do yourself a favour and fuck off.

840. Two More Fleas

Comment #145876 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 9:05 am

373. Comment #145870 by Quetzalcoatl -

Thanks. But I wanted omne sugar, not two.

P.S. Wooter - do you have to stand up when you speak so that people can hear you?

841. Two More Fleas

Comment #145867 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:46 am

368. Comment #145865 by Quetzalcoatl -

Oi! Quetz! Where's my cuppa?

842. Two More Fleas

Comment #145863 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:43 am

366. Comment #145862 by clearmind -

Ladies and gentlemen. I think I've run out of vocabulary to describe this unique individual.

Please help me, I'm all out of fucktards.

843. Fleabytes

Comment #145859 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:26 am

5988. Comment #145856 by Paula Kirby -

But there has only ever been one true christian, and they nailed him to a post.

Hardly a good advert for the brand, one might say.

844. New Atheists Are Not Great

Comment #145858 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:25 am

And may I underline the most distubing part of the whole tract above:

Tony Snow, former press secretary for President George W. Bush.

The world really is fucked, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

845. Fleabytes

Comment #145855 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:17 am

And he never changes his mind either. Oh no.

Edit: Billy - I stand by the statement I made about DR previously.

846. Fleabytes

Comment #145853 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:16 am

5982. Comment #145849 by Paula Kirby -

In which case:




Splitter!!

847. Fleabytes

Comment #145850 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:14 am

5978. Comment #145844 by Quetzalcoatl -

Perhaps he did. And then wrote a book. And then slagged off Paula because of her review of it. Perhaps. Or perhaps not.

848. Fleabytes

Comment #145845 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 8:11 am

5975. Comment #145839 by Quetzalcoatl -

And when it doesn't work out:

a) You were wrong.

b) You didn't try hard enough.

c) He has another plan for you.

849. New Atheists Are Not Great

Comment #145783 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 6:24 am

99. Comment #145616 by Szymanowski -

But mostly I agree with irate_atheist
Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated. If you want any more vitriol - and there's plenty of it - just ask.

850. They prayed to cast Satan from my body

Comment #145771 by irate_atheist on March 18, 2008 at 6:05 am

41. Comment #145741 by lievemebe -

Beware Australia. I have heard the prime minister of Australia say on radio that he favours religious groups having a bigger voice in parliament by way of moral advice.
Indeed. And if this is true, he is a first class fucktard. Remember folks - you read it here first.

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