51. EXPELLED!

Comment #147647 by Koreman on March 21, 2008 at 4:01 am

This is dangerous. Dawkins might leave the theater as a reborn Christian.

52. The Secular Conscience

Comment #147442 by Koreman on March 20, 2008 at 12:28 pm

@ 50. Comment #147403 by jeepyjay
We might as well introduce Voodoo, Witchcraft, Alchemy and Astrology. There still are plenty of job opportunities.

53. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #147052 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm

@202. Comment #147026 by Bonzai

Well yes. The convenient thing about the bible (and other religious scriptures) is that you can come up with anything you like and prove it has been written.

Respect, you recognized 'Lot'.

54. Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites

Comment #147049 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm

C:> ping god
no route to host
destination unreachable
C:> ipconfig /flushdns
succesfully flushed the DNS resolver cache
C:> ping God
no route to host
destination unreachable
C:> ipconfig /flushlogic
Succesfully flushed the logic resolver cache.
C:> ping God
Pinging God (256.256.256.256) with 777 bytes of data:
Reply from 256.256.256.256: bytes=777 time=0ms TTL=ETERNAL
Reply from 256.256.256.256: bytes=777 time=0ms TTL=ETERNAL
Reply from 256.256.256.256: bytes=777 time=0ms TTL=ETERNAL
Reply from 256.256.256.256: bytes=777 time=0ms TTL=ETERNAL
C:> net send God Iluvyou!
Sending files to God is no longer supported.
C:> tracert God [127.0.0.1]
Tracing route to God over a maximum of 0 hobs:
1 15 ms <10 ms <10 ms god.brain [0.0.0.256]
2 0 ms <10 ms <10 ms fantasy.brain [256.256.256.256]
Trace complete.
C:>help?
'help?' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program, batch file or something spooky. Get real.
C:>format brain: /u /s

55. God's cure for gays lost in sin

Comment #147017 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 5:18 pm

@ Comment #146527 by hungarianelephant

Yes. Homosexuality is not mentioned in the bible. The lines used by all these clever people are taken way out of context. To the absurd actually.

For instance, Big Wizard was talking about disobedience and vanity in common and the political weakness related. There was something rotten in the air and he did not want to intervene for the thousandth time. The actual text is very clear. He then talked about women as an example. Yes, he was a stereotyper. He warned men not to do behave like women 'lay down with them and do nothing' but to take action. Just read these stories, and I suggest you take an old print because these stories have conveniently been rewritten every time.

Bottom line is that it's completely illogical that this invisible guy decided to invoke homosexuality all the sudden, right in the middle of something pure political, extremely important for a moment for whatever non-divine reason.

Something similar happened to a story about a guy named Onan. He was told to have babies with the woman of his brother in order to preserve a bloodline (again, how non-ad-hoc divine is that?), but apparently he refused to obey the convincing endless thunderbolt that addressed him personally. Well that is, he had lots of sex though, but always pulled out his forces before the cavalry was invoked, spilling his precious ammunition on the ground (the bed was not intelligently designed yet). The text about this deed of divine disobedience (why mention it otherwise in a scripture) was used as proof that masturbation is a sin. As if someone had been masturbating over his sister in law. Something (the masturbating part of course) BB was not very happy with. Hell no. BB watched the peepshow time after the time in full detail. He wanted more since pregnancies without sexual intercourse had not been intelligently designed yet either. Obviously.

56. Religion 'linked to happy life'

Comment #146340 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 1:18 am

Maybe the study shows that people who are more willing to ignore suffering are more easily willing to believe in an invisible terror wizard who came out of nowhere and never.

@50. Comment #146238 by the_ultimate_samurai
I've seen parents on TV who lost their child, telling it's not really a problem since godditit. In my opinion you must be suffering from a tremendous Stockholm Syndrome at least.

57. The Atheist Apocalypse

Comment #146335 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 1:10 am

Great comic, but it is not based on real future events. Horseman Equality talks about genital mutilation of girls only.

58. Religious groups want Russian cartoon channel shut down

Comment #146332 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 1:03 am

That's weird. I was told that Stalin was a typical fundamentalist atheist who deliberately wiped away religion completely.

59. First 'Rule' Of Evolution Suggests That Life Is Destined To Become More Complex

Comment #146327 by Koreman on March 19, 2008 at 12:50 am

@ 8. Comment #146030 by EnlightenedBlasphemy
" *my apologies if i have broken some forum taboo by mentioning religion under a purely scientific article. "

No problem. Mentioning religion in online discussions regarding scientific topics is called Godlose's Law.

60. They prayed to cast Satan from my body

Comment #145539 by Koreman on March 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm

/D'Souze mode on/

Please remember that only 25 people were executed during the Salem witch trials. And atheists perform exorcism too. They ban the Lord from their hearts, which is much more serious than anything else.

/mode off/

61. New Atheists Are Not Great

Comment #145485 by Koreman on March 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm

"Reason, logic, facts: hey, we don't need that. Go away, delusive heretics. Blind faith in an invisible wizard from stories written in the bronze age, stories that have been rewritten over and over again for centuries, and then MY interpretation, that's all you need! Look how smart I am! You're all jealous! You're a bunch of cowards! You... you..."

Check out the excellent videos by Thunderf00t:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uephBmkupvQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BS5vid4GkEY

62. In Britain, creationist theory is evolving

Comment #144557 by Koreman on March 16, 2008 at 10:30 am

So, when evolution is banned everywhere and hospitals have been closed down by lack of medicine, what's next? Einstein? Quantum mechanics? Maybe children should be taught that nuclear power is just a trick of the devil cleverly deluding us. There is no such thing as atoms and molecules. Proof? You can't see them.

These people have serious mental problems.

63. Richard Dawkins on The Alan Colmes Show

Comment #143953 by Koreman on March 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Excellent. It's a pity is that logic and arguments don't seem to affect certain people. I guess it's not cool to realize that your life has been run by parental superstition, con artists with nice salaries, and records of prehistorical schizophrenics.

64. Talking Action Figure Jesus

Comment #73287 by Koreman on September 24, 2007 at 4:30 pm

Why is Jesus held like that and not Mohamed in the background? He looks so depressed and insultanned.

65. Out of Thin Air

Comment #72939 by Koreman on September 23, 2007 at 3:39 pm

Nice webpage, funny to see how these things evolve.

After seeing a few previews I saw the light. If he exists God must be an atheist. He must be a busy fellow too, listening to billions of people simultaneously all the time, changing the course of planned history in order to answer a few questions every now and then. Therefor it's nice to have some faithful people building flashy websites doing monkeybusiness.

66. God Talk on 'The View'

Comment #71509 by Koreman on September 19, 2007 at 12:29 am

Very good. It shows how inconsistent and ignorant people can be and feel perfectly fine about it, even think of it as a big pro.

Religion is a faith game wherein players are constantly looking for ways in and out, only to preserve their faith. This is no surprise. Preservation of faith is the single most important thing in any religion. Without it any religion would die. The major difference between religion and science is that most religious people maintain faith whatever they observe and/or conclude where most scientists maintain skepticism. I go for skepticism.

67. Enough religion. Stop shoving it down my throat

Comment #70467 by Koreman on September 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm

Excellent read.

Why are children still considered religious people in figures?