51. Muslim pilgrims stone devil amid tight control

Comment #299310 by bendigeidfran on December 9, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Well my 5 year old goes to the Church in Wales school as that's the only one there is. I have seen a man in a dog collar hanging around but he has a nice smile. Perhaps I'd better ask him how his C in W colleague from 30 miles away is doing - the papers say he's upset at his sentence and is appealing. It was only 56,000 child porn pics after all.

52. SUVs at altar, Detroit church prays for a bailout

Comment #299180 by bendigeidfran on December 9, 2008 at 7:55 am

God answers auto industry's prayers....Answer:-'No!'.

53. Hitchens Debates Rabbi Wolpe on God

Comment #298985 by bendigeidfran on December 9, 2008 at 1:16 am

Although God's miracles appear trivial at first glance, they are quite tricky really. He must suspend the laws of Physics for the event, maintain them for the witnesses to see it, yet simultaneously make their recording media fail. So they must be suspended and enforced at the same time. No scientist can do this.

54. Britain is 'unfriendly' for religious people

Comment #298504 by bendigeidfran on December 8, 2008 at 1:38 am

UnCatholic sex plus using a condom counts as a double sin. This is quite a subtle way of getting more aids victims to point at.

55. Brain quirk makes eyewitnesses less reliable

Comment #298464 by bendigeidfran on December 7, 2008 at 9:42 pm

Two months ago a drunk driver squashed my car and the cops took him away as I watched. The next day by coincidence I sat 5 metres from him in the doctor's waiting room for 10 minutes and only clicked when the receptionist called out his name. He looked f all like he did the night before.

56. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #298114 by bendigeidfran on December 7, 2008 at 12:15 am

How about 'not gay, but once slept with a man who was''

57. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297811 by bendigeidfran on December 6, 2008 at 1:29 am

I'll point out some anti-hetero discrimination that occurs in the UK, although it's only poor people that are involved. 6 years ago, as a poor person after losing my job, I was forced to share dwellings. Now that's fine and dandy if it's two men or two women (the DSS has not much imagination) but if it's a man and a woman, and one works, the Social security can get out of paying income support to the unemployed person if they think they are having sex. The sex must in this sense be paid for by the worker. The DSS grills the unfortunates as to whether any naughtiness is involved, and then periodically sends sex inspectors to your home to check bed arrangements etc and if they think you're at it, they will after a number of months indeed 'straight-marry' you in your sleep and make you common law man & wife.

58. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297442 by bendigeidfran on December 5, 2008 at 2:48 am

Comment #297428 by Dr. B.

That could be internally moral, but your thought might be incorrect. You haven't made it very clear how this will serve their best interests, at least not to me. I'd hate it if I've missed a ramification - tell me again slowly.

59. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297421 by bendigeidfran on December 5, 2008 at 2:26 am

Quetz is a high priest of immorality, that's how he knows.

Please tell of the ramifications, I hate not knowing.

60. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297397 by bendigeidfran on December 5, 2008 at 1:59 am

He points out we discriminate in choosing partners.

I just wish he'd reveal the mysterious ramifications. Please Dr.B!

61. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297371 by bendigeidfran on December 5, 2008 at 1:08 am

Comment #297325 by Steve Zara

Hasn't this just buggered your argument Dr.B'

By the way Steve, I didn't find your wedding photos particularly helpful. It looked like a straight marriage, but with gays. Please post the ramifications photos. I see photos 6.5 and 7.5 etc are missing. This won't get past Dr. B.

62. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #297000 by bendigeidfran on December 4, 2008 at 8:44 am

Comment #296992 by Dr. B.

'...earn back their rights'

Is this after a 'fall' of some kind'

63. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #296978 by bendigeidfran on December 4, 2008 at 8:07 am

Dr. B. supports the right to not support rights not supported in the right way.

64. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #296912 by bendigeidfran on December 4, 2008 at 6:41 am

They're using your most powerful weapon, your beautiful mind, and turning it against you Dr.B.
They're in your head and they've hijacked your conscience. They will not rest until they have your soul. This is the modus operandi of the reverse vampires. I warned you.

65. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #296734 by bendigeidfran on December 4, 2008 at 2:37 am

#296726 by Brian

him. Don't call him a him/her.

66. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #295836 by bendigeidfran on December 3, 2008 at 1:47 am

Comment #295730 by Worset -

I can beat that. I 'thought' like Dr. B until a week ago when I saw my reflection with clarity on the other thread. I particularly enjoyed Steve's 'conservation of marriageness' and 'quantum bastardisation' theories and thought Cartomancer was unanswerable.

Keep going Dr. B.

67. Does Religion Make You Nice?

Comment #295187 by bendigeidfran on December 2, 2008 at 1:04 am

Goldy - Llongyfarchiadau!

68. Does Religion Make You Nice?

Comment #294837 by bendigeidfran on December 1, 2008 at 12:34 pm

We can get jgirolama and -jgirolama from nothing.

69. Children of God?

Comment #294742 by bendigeidfran on December 1, 2008 at 9:59 am

A goatherd is a goatherder.

70. The Religion of Peace Strikes Again

Comment #294565 by bendigeidfran on December 1, 2008 at 6:55 am

How does probability work outside of Time'

71. Terrorism That's Personal

Comment #294511 by bendigeidfran on December 1, 2008 at 6:04 am

He was a she.

72. Hitchens Debates Rabbi Wolpe on God

Comment #294037 by bendigeidfran on November 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm

aha!

73. Children of God?

Comment #293710 by bendigeidfran on November 29, 2008 at 11:23 pm

Some things get 'stuck'. I can't get rid of the idea that Welsh rugby is terribly important, that despite say, not beating New Zealand in 50 years, they are the best team. I'm not alone in behaving as bizarrely as a snake-handling lunatic when watching a match, speaking gibberish and shouting at a screen to telepathically influence the players etc. 'Miracles' occur weekly as when after a contentious refereeing decision, tens of thousands of people see something that didn't happen. I find it very easy to get caught up in the rapture...although it's usually anti-rapture with Wales. Naturally I'm not religious or silly in any way....

74. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #292946 by bendigeidfran on November 28, 2008 at 10:33 am

Whatever it is they take a long time saying it.

75. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #292934 by bendigeidfran on November 28, 2008 at 10:17 am

This has to be the longest character-suicide note in history. Or is it a protracted cry for help from Dr. Bernstein who once had his 'furniture married' against his will' I'm guessing it was someone with a beard.

76. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #291580 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Hmmm....'a satanic horse liking' is an anagram of 'a clear thinking oasis'. Coincidence'

77. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #291550 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 1:52 pm

We don't bother the sheep so much since Chernobyl fall out.

78. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #291451 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm

I only heard one woof...

79. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #290987 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 4:23 am

Because of the ramifications. I think Dr.B may well have been 'ramified' or at least he has a fear of it that colours his view.

80. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #290901 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 2:59 am

Re. Comment #290896 by jabber

Sure, I think someone grabbed his broomstick.

81. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #290849 by bendigeidfran on November 26, 2008 at 1:34 am

I think it's propositions #9 and #10 Dr. B is really worried about - the gay army draft and the compulsory gay porn in schools. This is what happens if one starts diluting athiesm and granting frivolous 'rights' willy-nilly.

82. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #290406 by bendigeidfran on November 25, 2008 at 5:40 am

Dr.B, atheism/gay rights etc are freebies one gets with reason. It's not diluted.

83. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #290402 by bendigeidfran on November 25, 2008 at 5:22 am

Herding cats or breeding cats.

84. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #289849 by bendigeidfran on November 24, 2008 at 10:00 am

I thought he said it was because he was irrational.

85. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #289647 by bendigeidfran on November 24, 2008 at 2:56 am

He's just waiting for his safety to be guaranteed.

86. The Religious Support Behind Proposition 8

Comment #289616 by bendigeidfran on November 24, 2008 at 1:40 am

I think Bernstein has seen through the facade of demands for equality and uncovered the homosexual wedge strategy that will NOT stop with gay marriage but will continue relentlessly until homosexuality is compulsory, perhaps starting with homosexual national service, with RDnet members on the draft board. At first, it will only be the 'A1' men who are drafted, but it is a slippery slope, and if we don't stop it here, even 'D4's will be included. If you look closely enough into Steve zara's eyes it is all rather obvious. It's him and the reverse vampires.

87. Cheap plaster saint

Comment #289029 by bendigeidfran on November 23, 2008 at 5:02 am

They can replace it with any number of genuine Catholic relics from the medieval torture museums of the world.

88. I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Comment #287974 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 4:19 am

Own up, Laurie. Your avatar reveals a masterplan for a hair transplant match. You'll be a golden god like Robert Plant.

89. I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Comment #287960 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 3:43 am

I've just this minute thought of some further advice. If you hear some curious sloshing noises, don't just stay playing on the internet - it could be the washing machine flooding the kitchen. And for last week:- Always answer the door promptly to firemen as you may have set fire to the chimney without noticing.

90. I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Comment #287941 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 2:51 am

Also, it's not winning that matters, it's how you play the game....like Laurie's team in 1981 cricket world cup vs NZ.

91. I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Comment #287926 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 1:43 am

Ty90 - Just bum around for 20 years and there should be fewer options to worry about.

92. I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians

Comment #287924 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 1:39 am

The alien/theology problem was solved in may by the 'pope's astronomer' Jose Gabriel Funes. The aliens would be 'our brothers' and 'children of God as much as humans are'.

He goes on to say 'The Bible is not a book of science...it's a love letter written by God to his peple in the language of two or three thousand years ago'.

93. Single-Celled Giant Upends Early Evolution

Comment #287919 by bendigeidfran on November 21, 2008 at 1:13 am

Sounds huge to me. What is the next biggest known single cell'

94. Hitchens Debates Rabbi Wolpe on God

Comment #285310 by bendigeidfran on November 17, 2008 at 2:23 am

I agreed with each post in turn. What a pisser being a dummy.

95. Hitchens Debates Rabbi Wolpe on God

Comment #284857 by bendigeidfran on November 16, 2008 at 1:24 am

Why did I say volunteers' I forgot for a moment that atheism is a religion. We can do it to babies if we wear silly hats.

96. Hitchens Debates Rabbi Wolpe on God

Comment #284852 by bendigeidfran on November 16, 2008 at 1:07 am

Perhaps Steve is right and we should ditch the A word and all those T-shirts. Volunteers could instead 'come out' with transgenic luminous penises that would be an ideal conversation starter re common descent, and handy also for nocturnal hitchhiking, and finding the toilet in the dark etc.

97. Church Preaches The Music Of Beethoven

Comment #284845 by bendigeidfran on November 16, 2008 at 12:28 am

Who is touring heaven right now' I think Elvis made it by saying 'Lord have mercy' a lot. However most of the other rock stars must be elsewhere. My guess is Elvis on vocals, mother Theresa on lead guitar, Diana, queen of hearts on tambourine and Queen mum on bongoes.

98. Astronomers capture first images of newly discovered solar system

Comment #283921 by bendigeidfran on November 14, 2008 at 2:39 am

They'll get 'Dr. Who' in a century. I wonder if they'll fall for the 'TV detector vans operate in your area' line.

99. Does Religion Make You Nice?

Comment #280858 by bendigeidfran on November 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Can't find that quote in my brothers karamazov. Perhaps I don't have the one true book.

100. Unknown 'Structures' Tugging at Universe, Study Says

Comment #280800 by bendigeidfran on November 8, 2008 at 11:24 am

Well we know God's TSP (telepathy service provider) does not permit unlimited downloads.