51. When Atheists Attack

Comment #254172 by Ishruul on September 25, 2008 at 12:23 pm

Would it be fun to watch a superior alien race coming down to earth telling us: 'god, allah? Haven't you figured it out already? That's just bullshit.'' Then 2 alien wearing some rainbow colored shirt (looking suspiciously androgynous) start french kissing in front of the US president welcoming them.

Then, one of the alien just ask him (or her, I'm no sexist) if he would like the beneficial and joyful experience of an anal probing session!

52. When Atheists Attack

Comment #254153 by Ishruul on September 25, 2008 at 12:11 pm

1388. Comment #254147 by Diacanu

So, how many gay people did you save today?

You don't need to save gay people, Jesus will, Jesus saves all!

53. 'Redesigned Hammer' That Forged Evolution Of Pregnancy In Mammals Found

Comment #254143 by Ishruul on September 25, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Ah, the platypus. The atheist nightmare, right? Another proof of evolution.

In your face, Kirk Cameron, Overlord of the Douchebags!

54. Cathedral seminar to equip clerics to deal with Dawkins

Comment #253136 by Ishruul on September 24, 2008 at 6:04 am

Ah, welcome everyone to the Anti-Richard Dawkins's first 'How to Defend Yourself Against The Dark Logic' seminar.

Let's start by equipping yourself with the basic protection against atheism, here's some earplugs, a 3 Blessed longsword of The Crusader and a frontal lobotomy. What's that? Yes, the lobotomy is mandatory.

Now all we need to do is read scripture. Yes that right, read it. What? Making sense of it? No, just read it. No you can't interpret it or find metaphoric relevance, just read it.

Ok, that was a producting 5 hours. What? Peeing? No , that's a sin. The effort of holding it in is repentance, get used to it. alright, so now let's practice our most 'REVERED WEAPON AGAISNT ALL THE EVIL ATHEIST OF THE WORLD'. Ready everyone? Let's repeat it for the next 50 years or so: ' Poor misguided soul, I'll pray for you!'


That will be 50$ each and good night!

55. Humanists take legal action on GCSE exclusion

Comment #252570 by Ishruul on September 23, 2008 at 11:14 am

Probably they thought 'one less religion to think about'!

56. Humanists take legal action on GCSE exclusion

Comment #252566 by Ishruul on September 23, 2008 at 11:06 am

Religious study is akind to the study of belief system, humanism being one of them...without any superstition.

57. Humanists take legal action on GCSE exclusion

Comment #252563 by Ishruul on September 23, 2008 at 11:04 am

Are they really saying: 'Imaginary, good. Reality, bad' ?

What kind of retarded decision is that?

58. Saudi OKs Killing 'Immoral' TV Execs

Comment #246473 by Ishruul on September 12, 2008 at 10:47 am

The chinese may have the same -government-media-scutiny, but at least, they don't have religion...

Err...That didn't comfort me at all :(

59. Spore's Intelligent Designer

Comment #246472 by Ishruul on September 12, 2008 at 10:43 am

Well, it's still just a game. Why? oh, why? As it come to be such a great deal!

What about Resident Evil? The T-Virus may be the Rapture the christians are so looking for! World of Warcraft: 10 millions people playing with demons and undead magic, nasty witchcraft. Halo1-2-3, please don't telll me there'S plenty of moral value there!

Video Game: the next blasphemy!

60. Saudi OKs Killing 'Immoral' TV Execs

Comment #246458 by Ishruul on September 12, 2008 at 10:27 am

Does that mean Saudi's just banned free speech?

Nihilistic-totalitarism, woohoo! Take that anti-war pussies! Get a clue to what the world is becoming!

61. The Origins of the Universe: A Crash Course

Comment #246454 by Ishruul on September 12, 2008 at 10:23 am

Ah! Our first attempt at the Death Star laser beam!

Take that universe!

62. Christian Couple Staying Together For Sake Of God

Comment #246449 by Ishruul on September 12, 2008 at 10:21 am

For better or for worse...boy, did they got screwed!

63. Devolution in Education

Comment #244026 by Ishruul on September 8, 2008 at 7:40 am

Of course their history books aren't up-to-date, the Bible is 2,000 years behind schedule!

64. 'Spore' Its for the Little Guys

Comment #244024 by Ishruul on September 8, 2008 at 7:38 am

I already got my little tadpole to a full thriving tribe. This game is awesome if you want to see what the purpose of evolution is, adaptation.

65. Bettany and Connelly to Star in Creation

Comment #243237 by Ishruul on September 5, 2008 at 10:13 am

Darwin on the big screen, about time! Take that Ben Stein.

The only negative point I found out is Amiel crapped The Core. Let's hope it will be a biographical movie, down to earth, without the usual bollywood soap drama crap!

66. Participating In Religion May Make Adolescents From Certain Races More Depressed

Comment #243122 by Ishruul on September 5, 2008 at 6:29 am

Religion bring depression? Of course it does, I had to go to the christmas sermon or whatever it's called when I was 13. Took only 10 minutes before I got that urging to shoot myself in the head with a saw off shotgun!

Depression!!! The priesthood of boredom couldn't be depressing, with their 2,000 years old book on piety and goodness from people who hoard slaves and sold their daughter. Ye who is without sin cast blah, blah, blah... And the lord begget blah, blah, blah...

They should put some cheap strip-tease hooker up on the altar, that would help soothe the depression!

67. Mammoths moved 'out of America'

Comment #243119 by Ishruul on September 5, 2008 at 6:19 am

See all the evidence anyone need on woolly mammoth in the state or the art documentary '10,000 B.C.' . See why there's no woolly mammoth in the north pole anymore as egyptian clearly use them as slave in the desert.

68. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242608 by Ishruul on September 4, 2008 at 7:00 am

Still, Israel is the lesser of two evil.

69. Palin: average isn't good enough

Comment #242584 by Ishruul on September 4, 2008 at 6:04 am

What about a different point of view, could it be that Iran's nuke be the way for a Jewish's Rapture?

May be a win-win situation here?


-I don't have a lot of knowledge of the jewish faith, but it seem every religion has their rapture or post mortem heaven.-

70. How 'Secondary' Sex Characters Can Drive The Origin Of Species

Comment #242570 by Ishruul on September 4, 2008 at 5:37 am

Even if we get more and more evidence with easy to grasp explanation, to IDiots, it doesn't mean crap. Only another trick to test their faith.

On the other hand, if god was to show up someday, they'll certainly try to kill him anyway, because he'll be an abomination to their church or something similar.

Big horn, little genitalia! Big faith, little brain!

71. Palin's Church May Have Shaped Controversial Worldview

Comment #241830 by Ishruul on September 3, 2008 at 6:12 am

Errr.....

Between that Gov.Palin Psycho and Emperor Palpatine, the choice seem obvious.

Silly me, I thought the Dark Side was the darkest there is! There's no hope for the US if that erratic-crusader-pro-god-scripture-quoter got any more political strenght.

God please stop blessing the US, it's already so full of BS already!

72. Better Know a Lobby - Atheism

Comment #241553 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 1:38 pm

Oh you won't Decius. They got my vote for Galaxy Quest and Hot Fuzz (Shaun of the Dead is more clever I think).

73. Pakistan investigates 'honor killings' of 5 women

Comment #241418 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:59 am

174. Comment #241416 by keith

Yeah, I've realized that has I posted it. Rough morning at work it seem.


For the avatar thing...no chance :P

74. Pakistan investigates 'honor killings' of 5 women

Comment #241413 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:52 am

Is it me or philosophy and ethic have been confused here?

I really don't think that philosophy is a science, but it could (can) bring scientist to explore new possible outcome of their respected field.

The question to where science -should- lead us is more about ethic than philosophy. You know like no eugenics thingy or death camp for medical studies.

I should disregard myself, for ethic is a branch of philosophy.

75. Pakistan investigates 'honor killings' of 5 women

Comment #241400 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:23 am

159. Comment #241396 by Bonzai

Now I love you Bonzai ;)

76. Pakistan investigates 'honor killings' of 5 women

Comment #241391 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:13 am

Pope Benedick often apologize for the church wrongdoings, yet, the church will continue doing it's perpetual mind warping elusive and subversive little scams.

Same principle apply to your nutjob Al. Eleviate a little guilt on the poor fella's shoulders, that's all there is to it!

77. Monogamy gene found in people

Comment #241386 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:07 am

Am I the only one who see where this is going?

You know they will produce somekind of pill to fix the polygamist's problem, don't you?

Voice speaking to you, take Paxil.
Cock too soft, take Viagra.
Husband cheating, take Monogamox.
Freddy's killing you in your dream, take Hypnocil (better take two in this case)

78. 'Rare' mammoth skull discovered

Comment #241380 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 7:01 am

It represents the transitional phase between an ancient species known as the southern mammoth and the more recent woolly mammoth.

Another transitional form? That can't be true, why else Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort would still argue? Surely it's a hoax.

79. Gaming Evolves

Comment #241372 by Ishruul on September 2, 2008 at 6:54 am

I already have 164 creatures created so far, can't wait till the whole game comes out.

Mr.Wright certainly did a great job with this one, even if it'S not 100percent accurate with the fact of life. Still, it beat the crap of the 0 percent creationist are so happy with!



P.S. Cartomancer, I'm still hoping for that VIP badge for your funeral :)

80. Better Know a Lobby - Atheism

Comment #240855 by Ishruul on September 1, 2008 at 7:13 am

I've just watched that 'interview' (the link don't appear to work for canadian resident, had to see it on youtube.com).

What on earth did the lady expected from Colbert beside making fun of her (and the Secular')? She just shot herself in the foot. That is why I think Richard Dawkins don't go to creationism debates, you lower yourself for the interest of other group (wich are mostly just for ratings).

The Atheist's lobby is in it's fetal state, wich mean it need strong representation or it will not florish. That lady is suppose to be representing the atheist's interest, she just got screwed big time on Colbert's report. What if it was a real debate or interview? She, her agent or board of direction, whoever'S in charge, should have done their homework and filter what TV shows could constitute a visibility benefit andnot the opposite.

She chose to go to the Colbert's Report, she got owned (who else wouldn't have been?). Poor choice, but it just was the Colbert's Report on Comedy Central, lucky it wans't the O'Reilly show or the CNN news!

That was the first time I heard about the Secular lobby movement, too bad it had to be THAT time.


P.S. I love South Park, futhermore, it's because of them I learned about you mister Dawkins. For what it's worth , I think they do the atheist cause a lot of good.

81. Human geography is mapped in the genes

Comment #240839 by Ishruul on September 1, 2008 at 6:44 am

Incidentally, this sort of information is of good effect in countering creationist claims of descent from Noah - for even this small amount of genetic diversity to arise over ~4500 years, evolution would need to be even *more* powerful than the creationists like to acknowledge. The irony...

Those are all lies! Just ask Ray Comfort, he'll say something about Microevolution or that god work in mysterious ways. Oh you atheist, don't you know DNA is Satan way to mess around? Pfff...genones, DNA, fossils, all the technology we have now, what's next? Memes?

I bet if we build up a time machine and send the pope on a five minute trip to 1,000,000 B.C., playing with a T-Rex or something, on his way back, he would still claim it was god way of telling us we should all have blind faith. Cauze he work in mysterious ways.

82. Islam's war on freedom

Comment #240653 by Ishruul on August 31, 2008 at 7:38 pm

Thank you mister Condell!

Always bring a smile to my face, misplaced sensibility, damn right!

83. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239739 by Ishruul on August 30, 2008 at 9:27 am

My wife just assure me if I was to become a vegetable or paraplegic, she will gladly shove 3-4 cyanide pill down my throat.

I love her soooo much :)

84. Why Dawkins is right and his critics are wrong

Comment #239736 by Ishruul on August 30, 2008 at 9:21 am

569. Comment #239535 by Teratornis

1- Mutilation, murder, torture, etc...Is inflicting harm to someone consciently. A highway accident, is an accident, wich mean not on purpose.

2-

Muslim child mutilators have been indoctrinated since early childhood to view mutilating children as not much of a problem.

That doesn't make it acceptable, it's like saying murder is ok cauze some guy said so.

3-

Babies cry when they're born.

Of course, take a football, get it through a hole the size of a golf ball without serious harm. Your knowledge of human anatomy is quite non-existant (beside the redundant blind-spot metaphor).

4-

I'm trying to picture how I could be fucking and sexually frustrated at the same time.

I apologize about that one, it wasn't aimed at you, but rather any retard who thing mutilating people for religious beliefs is good. Wich is always because of sexual frustration, aiming for control.

5-

So, would you care to try again, with something resembling relevant facts this time? I get that you think cutting off a piece of useless skin is worse than mowing people down in cars, but can you explain why?

I see you have absolutely no clues about the difference between intentionnal actions and unintentionnal ones. The abstract concept of 'choice' may be something you apply to everything?

6-

The first step is to realize you've been brainwashed to believe at least a few unreasonable things. If you can manage just that much, you've moved ahead of about 99% of homo sapiens.

Unlike you, I wasn't brought up in the cretartionism fundamentalistic views. I'm no U.S. citizen either, I don't even have a car (by choice, not for ecological reason but economical).

I'm impressed at your hubris that we are the world's morality police.

Like I said, I ain't a US citizen and I don't think US should police anything beside the US. The UN is a consortium of country willing to uphold the law in a global fashion, still it need to be back up by the majority to do so.

But since you seem to have something against highways, traffic and cars, I can point out an organization that you would like to support.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_Roads_Safe

7-

I get that you think cutting off a piece of useless skin is worse than mowing people down in cars, but can you explain why?

I didn't said that, they are not the same thing, one is inpose the other incidental.

P.S, you asked for relevant fact about child sexual organ mutilations and child birth. here you go.
http://www.crin.org/email/crinmail_detail.asp?crinmailID=1425
http://www.infocirc.org/facts.htm
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/circumcision.htm
http://www.articlesuniverse.com/Article/Why-Babies-Prefer-Natural-Childbirth/48467


P.P.S. I don't like you very much. Blind-spot...I prefer auto-critic, much more useful.

85. Genesis and the origin of the Origin of the species

Comment #239710 by Ishruul on August 30, 2008 at 8:26 am

I had to read that article twice just to be certain I didn't misinterpret it. I was sure it was about Darwin and is review on Genesis.

Alas, no Phil Collin around at the time it seem, therefore he had to settle down for the Bible. Then again, this article is not about Darwin's view on the genesis, but rather another bullshit attempt by creationism to get Darwin under the warm wing of biblical ignorance.

Hitler was a catholic, 'in God we trust' was their fucking motto. Denial and imagination land, fuck it, they just want to rewrite history to suit their stupid beliefs.

I really wonder if the pope and other church leaders know there's no god and supernatural world, but why close a business that rake the money in?

86. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239516 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 8:43 pm

73. Comment #239515 by CocoCantare

I am happily married to a straight man, but I have this thing for many gay men I come across/am friends with/work with. It's not really sexual, but an attraction nonetheless.

Anyway, your ideas are superb, I would pay to see your funeral. Where would the proceeds go?

Whoa, and a little bend on necrophilia if you put the context of the post!

Wasn't there a study about women attracted to homosexual men because of maternal tendency to nurture offspring, something of an Oedipian complex or whatever?

Still, I'm just babbling crap as usual :)

87. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239513 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm

71. Comment #239512 by Cartomancer

I know this will sound bad, but, send me an invitation an die soon so I can see this party!

I swear I'll do a 2 hour speech just for your greatness ;)

88. Why Dawkins is right and his critics are wrong

Comment #239510 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 7:42 pm

The lesser of two evil...

Comparing oranges with bananas is futile I agree, we can't compare traffic accidents with child-mutilation on the one fact that traffic accidents aren't an infringement of human rights.

But cutting the weiner of children and clipping off vaginal lips are. It is torture. You disregard someone objection(babies does have objections, crying is a fucking good exemple)to perform some ritual, wich may be a high value for you, but not the the one wich it's directed to.

Common sense ain't an universally grasped concept. So we must, humanity as a whole, support more sanctionned actions taken by the UN to eradicate violation of human right.


EDIT: I bet if plucking out 1 eye be a religious custom of some country, we'll clean their act real quick. Fucking sexually frustrated dickhead.

89. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239495 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 6:31 pm

67. Comment #239493 by Zamboro

The thing is, cryogenic doesn't preserve the integrity of the brainwave, just the tissue. Furthermore, unfreezing a cryogenic preserve organic cadaver just leaves it into mush :(

Sorry, I wanted to be a cryo-popsicle too, unfortunally, I found out it's just bullshit!

90. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239488 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 6:11 pm

I just realize, Soylent Green...They had the right idea! It's environnement-friendly, will help hunger-stricken third-world country, lot less money to pay for funeral and will leave a lot of old people with a sense of accomplishment for their post-death-soon-to-be-state.

Cannibalism, the way of the future :)

91. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239479 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 5:56 pm

If I had to become a zombie, I'd like it to be inside a scientology church (especially if Tom Cruise is there) and have a taste of superhuman-thetan-free brain.

Yummy telekinesis-anti-Xenu grey matter!

92. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239477 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm

59. Comment #239469 by Jesus was a zombie

As long no Christians keep following us singing 'The Lord has come back to save us all'.

Wait a minute, they are welcome to stick with us. We'll just eat their brains. See how the lord save you douchebags!

...Ah crap, just thought of something, Christians have no brains, we'll starve to death.

93. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239465 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 4:56 pm

56. Comment #239463 by perkyjay

"Legal" includes scattering the ashes on a large body of water or in a wilderness area

All right!!! Down the toilet I'll go then ;)

94. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239460 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 4:23 pm

...I wanted to point out the most beautiful funeral I had the chance to learn about is the one of the llate Hunter S. Thompson.

Getting shot out a freaking canon...WOW!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson

95. No atheist burials in Co Donegal

Comment #239459 by Ishruul on August 29, 2008 at 4:14 pm

In my testament, I have expressed my deepest wish to be merged with any AI technology that will be available. Wether it will succeed or not, who care, if I can be a Frankenstein's monster that will be a riot!

96. Porn pastor's wife vows to stand by him

Comment #237760 by Ishruul on August 27, 2008 at 5:47 am

134. Comment #237753 by pewkatchoo

But not everybody is a public figure trading on their moral superiority for their living.

Damn right! Is it no coincidence miss Guglielmucci spoke with a reporter. They wanted this story publicise. Therefore they are subject to criticizism by the public (wich we are part of). Same goes for Angelina Jolie, Georges Clooney, Bin Laden and Superman.

We cannot allow ourselves to be naive, too much people lend their back on media to advance their petty agenda (miss Guglielmucci is a good exemple, altruistic maybe, but the royalties on books are worth the price).

97. Porn pastor's wife vows to stand by him

Comment #237751 by Ishruul on August 27, 2008 at 5:31 am

RE 129

Thanks 8teist! Because of you, I need new underpants!

"... we believe that the religious doctrine and practices of a church should not be held out for the world to evaluate as a result of responding to Congressional inquiries."

Wow, you can't be more self-indulge than this.

Edit: Do molesting children be kept out of Congressional inquiries too?

98. Porn pastor's wife vows to stand by him

Comment #237362 by Ishruul on August 26, 2008 at 11:43 am

26. Comment #237357 by rod-the-farmer

Ah crap, now I admire you :)

99. Plan to exhume cardinal is 'homophobic'

Comment #237334 by Ishruul on August 26, 2008 at 11:02 am

I bet Pope Benedict just saw Indiana Jones 4 and wanted some goonies-adventure with his exorcist buddies.

100. Porn pastor's wife vows to stand by him

Comment #237325 by Ishruul on August 26, 2008 at 10:56 am

4. Comment #237321 by David A Robertson


You'Re right about that, but since mr.Guglielmucci is a prime exemple of fundamentalistic manipulation, it's probably better to point him out. Just like Ted Haggard.