Comments by Diacanu

Comment #165723 by Diacanu on April 22, 2008 at 6:11 am

Lol, whenever a religite loses their cool, and has a navyjake style meltdown, it all looks like this to me.

"I want my imaginary friend!! I want my imaginary friiieeeend!!! You fucker!! You fucker!! How dare you!!! Stop laughing!!! Respect my imaginary friend this instant, you piece of shit!!! If you don't respect my imaginary friend, he'll die!!! And if he dies, I'll fucking kill you!!!! I need him to live!!! Give him back!!!! Stop laaaugghing you fuuuuck!!!".

And it just makes me laugh harder.
It'll probably be my undoing someday.
God's fanclub take themselves way too fucking seriously.

1152. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165577 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm

Kenneth-

Science cannot find absolute truth.

And religion can?

Science is the educational search for the best description of absolute truth. If humans truly understood gravity (well at all), we would be able to defy it. Instead, we must "brute force" gravity. We use rockets, planes, etc.

No shit.

Don't make the mistake of believing that our description of gravity now is the best that it will ever be. That is foolish.

Well, whatever our understanding "Goddidit", will never be an adequate one.
That is foolish.

1153. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #165401 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm

Frankus1122-

You worry me.

Don't let him.
He's just a bully with keyboard courage.

Bullies are cowards, and keyboard bullies moreso.

Guy probably looks like a fucking lawn gnome for all we know.

1154. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #165393 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm

navyjake95-

Wow, there was so much blustering prick-waving crap there, I don't know where to start.

So, was that shit a death threat, or what?

And again, I restate the question posed at the end of my last post.

I'm a nerdy atheist, I don't share some of your values, why can't I be left in peace?

Why do people like you have to be so hateful and paranoid, that different people can't even be allowed to exist?

And the Nazi shit, damn, that's so retarded, it doesn't deserve acknowlegment.

There's endless articles and posts here refuting that delusional fallacy.
If you wanna foster that kind of irrational bigotry in the face of all evidence, well, then go fuck off.

With your threats, and your bullshit.

1155. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165380 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm

TheTruthID-

You guys still believe in evolution?

And a blue sky, and a round Earth, and the sun at the center of the solar system, and gravity, and DNA, and the quantum mechanics that occur within the transistors within the chips of this computer I'm typing on.

Crazy voodoo shit, huh?

1156. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165373 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Teratornis-

Oh, fine, alright.

I just never liked calling it competition I guess.

In my head, there's just the clearly right thing to do, and incompetant idiots who get in the way of it.

Calling it competition...I dunno, gives the other side a validity I never thought they deserved.

I'd rather all the scientists could get on with making new medicines, and inventing faster computers, than having to sully themselves with this religion crap.

But, this is the society we're stuck with for awhile, so...*shrug*...

1157. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #165368 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 11:51 am

navyjake95-

...culture warriors...

Oh, brother, does that phrase make me dry heave.

Bunch of FoxNews bullshit.

What culture? What war?

You wanna have your dumbass superstitions?
Have at it.

You wanna have a patriarchal authoritarian run nuclear family?
Have at it.

You don't like rap or rock?
Don't listen to 'em.

You like shit like Walker Texas Ranger over anything the slightest bit challenging?
Enjoy.
The tripe's in reruns for all eternity.

Have your little fucking culture, no one's out to take it from you.
Drive your pickup truck, read People magazine, and wait to die.
Have at it.

I'm a nerd, I'm an atheist, I want something else, leave me the fuck alone.

Why is that so hard?

1158. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165326 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 10:47 am

Wee Flea-

RD uses this language - he is a hero. I use his language - I am nasty. Go figure!

Always the persecution complex with you, isn't it?
Climb down off the cross, we need the wood.

1159. Ben Stein Vs. Sputtering Atheists

Comment #165065 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 2:27 am

irate_atheist-

Truth and reason will win.

As I said in post 29, lies and hate are ALL they have anymore.

Playing dirty like they are will gain them in the short term, but not in the long term, so long as we just keep breathing, and sticking to our guns, their lies will be exposed, and they'll do something so nasty no one will want to be connected with them.

And dirty is all they've got.

They can't play it sickly sweet, because they aren't victims, and again, they have nothing decent to offer humanity, it's all bullshit.

Dirty won't work, clean won't work.
The ONLY thing that can save them is evidence and logic.
And they don't have it.
They'll never have it.

If it takes a decade or a century, they're finished.

Oh, they have literal tons of money invested in their ugly little con-game, so they're not going to give it up without a nasty ugly fight, and some people will probably get hurt by the thrashing tentacles as it goes over the cliff, but, I firmly believe reason will win.
It has to.

1160. Ben Stein Vs. Sputtering Atheists

Comment #165055 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 2:05 am

Well, just when this shit starts to get me down, I just keep reminding myself...

This is ALL religion has anymore.

This hate, and bile, and lying, and dirty underhandled weaselism and smarm, it's all they've got.
And it's all they're going to have.

Chris Hitchens is right, religion hasn't had anything transcendant and inspiring and uplifting to give humanity in centuries.

You just get this slimy ruthless dirty political shit anymore.

We should find encouragement in that.
It makes them predictable.
And predictable people self destruct.

I mean, really, what else can they do?
What other weapon can they reach for?
They have no logic or reason in their arguments.
What else can they do but get nasty?
This is all religion has, and it dooms their cause.
We just have to play it right.
Let 'em punch themselves out with their own energy like a rope-a-dope.

1161. Ben Stein Vs. Sputtering Atheists

Comment #165052 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 1:54 am

LaTomate-

I say we get someone - a well known comedian, say - involved in making a documentary,

Bill Maher is doing one.
Well, goofing on religion anyway, not so much about evolution.

1162. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165048 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 1:42 am

Roland_F-

Please note and respect the edit in post 149, thanks.

1163. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165031 by Diacanu on April 21, 2008 at 12:13 am

Ian-

Beat ya to it.
:P

1164. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #165022 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 11:52 pm

EDIT-
Fuck it, I'm not gonna drag it off into a liberal/conservative side argument.

Some other time, perhaps.

This topic is depressing enough without that shit too.

1165. Ben Stein Vs. Sputtering Atheists

Comment #164987 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 11:01 pm

Gay "rights." Abortion "rights."

I stopped there.

Anything after that is going to kill braincells.

1166. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164980 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 10:53 pm

Roland_F-

Adam Smith 'invisible hand' is not "libertarian philosophy",

Didn't say it was.
Why must seemingly everyone who disagres with me first mischaracterize my arguments?

Adam Smith's 'invisible hand', isn't libertarianism, nor is it Darwinism, because Darwin and libertarians weren't around when he wrote "on the wealth of nations".

Therefore, all attempts to connect them are external to Adam Smith, and IMO, by my personal observation, usually by libertarians.

And Shermer made that connection, and lo and behold, Shermer is a libertarian.

I like Shermer, but he loses me when he gets into the libertarian crap.

I think it dances into the very social darwinist crap the religites accuse us of.

But, that's just my personal assessment.
I went through a libertarian phase, and I found it to be cold and ugly, and offered me nothing whatever to look foreward to in life.

I suppose it's just dippy for people with obsessive compulsive workaholism, and simple desires that can be filled by mindlessly accumulating shiny trinkets, but for me it rang desperately hollow.

Again, that's just me.
I'm probably a mutant.
A lot of Americans see it as jim-fucking-dandy.

1167. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164870 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 7:10 pm

Radesq-

We aren't currently able to travel along a time axis -- and I don't know how we could

Oh, that's easy.

*Holds up a dice*

*Rotates it onto its side*

See? I just made its right side its bottom side.

All one need do is tip a vehicle onto its time side, and manage to have wheels on it to propell it along.

Wow, this is good stuff, I think I'll base a religion on it.
What's the harm?

1168. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164864 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Teratornis-

Humans like to compete,

I don't.
I loathe it.
A lot of it depends on luck, or health, which is also luck.
Thus, I find it to be a lousy way in most every day cases to gauge ability.
I feel as empty and hollow in victory as I do in defeat.
The whole process is punishingly loathesome to me.

As Michael Shermer mentioned in his interview, there's a lot of Darwin in Adam Smith's invisible hand.

I think it's all a bunch of shit.
And by that, I mean libertarian philosophy period.

1169. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164803 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm

BillG-

Have you ever used birth control?
Then, you're weren't using sex for its designed purpose.

Have you ever been on a plane?
Then, you've defied gravity.

Have you, or a parent, or a grandparent been saved by modern medicine?
Then, you owe your existance to someone defying the will of nature.

Now, did you need God for all these decisions?
I bet not.
I bet you were just getting through your daily existence like everybody without a thought to it.

So,how did you "pick and choose", how to "delineate between the proper and improper applications of Darwin's theory".

Or, Newtons/Einsteins for flight?

1170. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164797 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Hmmmm-

That's helpful...would have been even more helpful without the jab...

What jab?

Ok...but there are plenty of nature specials that explain animals eating thier own young as being benefical to the species.

I don't recall seeing it in higher primates.

Lions will kill a litter of cubs so the mother will go into heat, and he can impregnate her with his genes instead.

But, we aren't lions, we're people.

When people do that type of thing, we send them to prison.

It obviously compassion isn't always selected.

Hey, not all humans have empathy.
We call them sociopaths, and keep and eye on them, lock them up when they become troublesome, and try really hard to avoid electing them to public office.

Sometimes, a sociopath or two leaks through our usuals filters, and makes it to the White House, or makes a nasty documentary with Ben Stein as the narrator.

*badump-ching!*

1171. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164786 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm

Hmmmm-

How did empathy evolve...does it really help organisms survive?

Ever watched nature specials on monkeys?

Clearly, they care for their children, and clearly this helps the child survive.
As does extended family aiding in child rearing, and so on.
Many higher mammals display traits that could be considered "humanitarian".

Cooperation helps the group, and thus the individuals within it survive.
This is beneficial.

I'm surprised this is a question that actually had to be asked.

1172. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164780 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Steve Zara-

Oh, that's easy.

See, all you have to do, is somehow manage to be there at the Big Bang, and use some of that immense cosmic power to fuel your wormhole generator, and then manage to keep that wormhole open forever and ever until we figure out our criteria for the ideal Timenaut to be God.

The tricky part is the whole other mode of time travel needed to be there at the Big Bang in the first place.

God'll figure it out, he'll be smart.

We should start holding auditions, I'm so excited.

1173. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164770 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Steve-

Actually, you CAN travel back before your time machine was made.

By going back as far as you can go, and then hopping aboard a time machine that was created prior to that time machine, and so on, and so on.

Of course, sooner or later you smack into a regress barrier like with God.

1174. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164761 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Hmmmm-

but it does seem to me to a logical end point to a purely naturalistic philosophy based on survival of the fittest.

*Facepalm*

*Long, long, long sigh*

Darwinian natural selection isn't a "philosophy", it's the process by which lifeforms evolved.

That's it.

It has nothing to say about how society's should be run, any more than the theory of gravity does.

1175. Open Letter to a victim of Ben Stein's lying propaganda

Comment #164739 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 4:32 pm

We Jews will fight to keep people like you out of the United States!

Oh, lovely, the torches and pitchforks have already started to come out.

What a fun next few months these are going to be.
*Eyeroll*

1176. Religion is 'the new social evil'

Comment #164640 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm

ghuckin-

And incidentally, how come the Pope is getting such a great reception in the US?

Cuz Americans like me can't get within a mile of the fucker to ask uncomfortable questions about AIDS in Africa, or child molesters, or his Nazi past.

We'd have to get through a massive hoarde of awestruck blue haired old ladies, and soft-hearted soft-atheists who don't want the blue haired old ladies to cry.

1177. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164595 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 12:42 pm

Frankus1122-

Someone like Kardashovel may have a really good science fiction story that he believes is real.
So what?

Yeah, you're right, let's all just live in our own little delusion bubbles.

People who believe the sky is pink, people who drink imaginary tea into their 50's, what's the harm?

Wheee!!

Hell, let's vote these people into office!

What's the harm?

Wheee!!

Make-believe forever!
Think happy thoughts, and let's fly!
Wheee!!

Ugh, come on, it has its place, but in discussing the nature of the cosmos, we need a common reference point, and that's called fucking reality.

Make-beleive is for momentary escape for entertainment, not a permanent vacation.

1178. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164578 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Kardashovel-

My speculation arose after my conversion...

Via hallucination.

Funny, people who drop acid have life changing experiences without having to think it's real, much less having to come up with spiritualistic mumbo-jumbo to shoehorn it into reality.

Oh, some acid droppers DO think it's real, and pile supernatural mumbo-jumo onto it.

Whole movement of those people.

But, sensible people know the ring is bupkiss, the Shwartz is in YOU, Lonestar, it's in YOU!

1179. Religion is 'the new social evil'

Comment #164565 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 12:17 pm

First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they attack you, then you win.
And then they whine.
Like milk-titted little bitches.

1180. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164524 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 11:11 am

Steve-

Incidentally, this is why I am slightly uncomfortable when people here regularly refer creationists to the Talk Origins site.

Oh, shit, Talk Origins is pro-evolution?
Shit, I called it a corn filled turd to some creationist hack, I must've confused it with Answers In Genesis.

Why didn't anyone fucking say anything?
You all just sat right back and let me put my foot in it.
Ugh!

1181. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164518 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 11:04 am

ASMarques-

You've said your piece, we've heard your speil, are you quite finished?

Do you have anything else, or are you just going to reiterate your same drivel?

1182. Flea of the week

Comment #164487 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 10:20 am

Philip1978-

Can you do an English accent?

(As Christopher Hitchens at one of his book tour stops)

Fascist crackpoht!! Fascist crackpoht!!

Goe awaye!! Goe awaye!! Noe! Noe!! Go awaye!!

We're noht here to talk to youe!!

Noe!! Go awaye!!

1183. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164483 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 10:14 am

ThoughtsonCommonToad-

the knee jerk visceral reaction against taboo.

Like Hell, Taboo was responsible for many a self inflicted orgasm.
Kay Parker was one steamy MILF.
Rowf!!

1184. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164481 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 10:10 am

ASMarques-

I don't wish to contradict you, but I have good reasons to believe German National Socialism was more along the despicable lines of totalitarian, censorship-driven, single-party dictatorships,

Oh, well, you've won me over then.

Not.

And that proves the "Holocaust"

No, the evidence does.

Now take your tinfoil hat, and stuff it up your poop-flume until your tummy crinkles.

1185. Interviews with Richard Dawkins and Michael Shermer

Comment #164465 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 9:42 am

*Skims*

Ugh, you gotta be fucking kidding me? A holocaust denier?

Fucking-A.

Yeah, because Nazism was such a beautiful political philosophy except for that pesky holocaust, so let's bullshit that away, and get back to business...

*Eyeroll, facepalm, grumble*

1186. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164456 by Diacanu on April 20, 2008 at 9:27 am

epeeist-

Polite ruthlessness is the best they should expect.

Tch, limeys...

Nah, you just do this...

*Creationist is swirling his sword all about*

*Pulls out gun*
*BLAM!!*

There.
:)

1187. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164243 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm

Lol, well, I'm gonna go decompress from a stressful day by firing up the DVD of "Bubba Ho-Tep". I might even watch it again for the commentary even though I've seen it before.
Everything on that disk is gold.

Now, Radesq you're my Jimmy Olson, if another creationist douchebag from the Expelled site shows up, try 3 rational replies to show you gave him a chance, then chant "blow it out your ass!!", at him wherever in his post it fits in.

That should do the trick until I get back.

1188. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164241 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 7:39 pm

Frankus1122-

Diacaaanu!

Diacaaaanu!

Where are you in our hour of need?

Why hast thou forsaken us?

I had a birthday party to attend.
Haven't seen the relatives in awhile.

Jeez, I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Where's the Reverand Dark? He's supposed to superhero-substitute for me when my secret identity has personal stuff to do.

1189. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #164238 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 7:34 pm

Remnant-

I am not really going to waste time on someone that has no concept of God.

Then shut the fuck up already, you tedious assclown.

Put your money where your mouth is, and take your herpes sore of a personality, and your sociopathically solipsitic worldview back to whatever christ-cult echo chamber it came from.

Fuckin' snapper head.

Kee-RIST.

1190. I'm gonna be a MOVIE STAR

Comment #164117 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 2:58 pm

wiley16350-

I am not trying to come up with an alternate theory. I just want it to be shown that evolution is not fact

You're not trying to say the sky is pink, you're just trying to show it's not blue.

1191. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #163963 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 11:25 am

Logicel-

However, on a Devil's Advocate level, one can say that the IDiots are upset because we are not using our God-given talents and abilities to perceive God.

See, I never got why that's a religiot's fucking business.
If I'm on the outs with God, and he were real, then that'd be between me and God.

It's as if they take on the traits of their God, and given that he's a jealous asshole God, they become jealous assholes on his behalf, and can't stand to see you with a harlot God, or with scientific truth, which they see as another harlot God in their warped minds.

Hey, religiots, if a guy is into harlot Gods, he's not into you, move on.

1192. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #163961 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 11:20 am

MPhil-

Ah, you're right, forgot that.
Score another point for religion fucking up the human species.

1193. I'm gonna be a MOVIE STAR

Comment #163956 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 11:05 am

wiley16350-

I believe it is up to the parents to teach their children what they believe and why and let the child decide for themself.

The truth isn't democratic.
You can't have a vote on what color the sky is.
We'd never get anything done that way.
Well, you COULD have that election, but all the people who vote "pink", would just be fucking wrong, and that'd be tough fucking shit for them.
I'm sorry if you don't like that, but again, tough.
If that offends your pseudo-politically-correct sensibilities, well, life gets a lot fucking harder than that, suck it up, little buckaroo.

1194. I'm gonna be a MOVIE STAR

Comment #163952 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 10:56 am

wiley16350-

Creationism is a big corn filled baby-alligator-sized turd that has nothing going for it as science at all.

And sorry to say, if you suckle onto that turd like a leech, you are ignorant.
Sorry, that's just the way it is.

People who think the earth is flat are ignorant, people who believe in astrology are ignorant, and people who practice alchemy are ignorant.

Creationism is the same brand of bullshit.

It's all bullshit, and treating it like it's real is harmful.

If you can't get that, well, then as Teddy Roosevelt would say, your brain is running on 3 guinea pig power.

1195. I'm gonna be a MOVIE STAR

Comment #163949 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 10:46 am

*Skims*

Ah, that explains it.

Whenever I see a dead thread suddenly rise from the ashes, and fill the top 20 new posts list, I can usually tell it's some creationist moron stirring the shit up.

1196. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #163946 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 10:34 am

Love how these religious idiots get to use the technology of the 21st century to spew their bullshit.

If religion had had its way, there'd be no fucking internet.
Alan Turing, one of the founding fathers of computing was a big ol' whoopsie.
In another era, he would've been frigging executed.

Doncha just fucking love that?
How secular progress had to struggle against fucking religion every step of the way, yet when that progress is made, the religiots have no problem using our roads, and computers, and medicine, etc, etc.
Baffling shit.
Truly.

1197. Flea of the week

Comment #163931 by Diacanu on April 19, 2008 at 9:59 am

Styrer-

...I visited Dublin's top bookshops...

*Is seized by the impulse to try out my bad fake Dublin accent*

Dooblin!!

Ow, me boom!!

Loimie scoom!! Loimie scoom!!
I kill a hunnert and still they coom!!

1198. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #163686 by Diacanu on April 18, 2008 at 7:14 pm

SharonMcT-

Ben Stein and his ilk have them right where they want them - dumb and shopping their meager paycheques away at walmart.

He doesn't want them educated properly. It's all about the money. As long as it keeps flowing from the poor to the rich, the leaders of the ID movement will be happy. And these poor undereducated people seem to prefer it that way as well.

*Clutches heart, blushes, levitates like Snoopy after eating delicious food, is surrounded by cloud of little pink hearts and fluttering Cupids*

1199. Flea of the week

Comment #163552 by Diacanu on April 18, 2008 at 1:54 pm

Aquaria-

Me too, really, but using my mutant childhood as a baseline would've ruined the comic riff I had going.

1200. Flea of the week

Comment #163548 by Diacanu on April 18, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Paula Kirby-

*Head pat, hug*

Your valiant and heroic sacrifice inspires us all.

I think we need to chip in, and send her to Hawaii for a week or so to properly heal from that ordeal.

What say?