101. Sunday Sequence with William Crawley

Comment #12244 by NoLongerHaveBelief on December 11, 2006 at 12:18 pm

All true One Eyed Jack.

>>Comment #12219 by John Phillips<<

I'm interested to know if you get a response John. Listening to the Sunday Sequence on here, did you notice the AGRESSION in the voice of McIntosh?

The Religious REALLY CAN BE violent about Religious belief. Yet, Jesus is supposed to have said:

"Turn the other cheek."

Hmmm. I'd like to see a Christian who obeys Christ's laws properly. When challenged, followers of Faith have all their armaments of lies at their disposal.

I spoke to a close relative - and a believer - of mine, recently. "Ahhh.. The Bible is parables."

"Really?" I enquired.

"So, logically, HOW do you know which parts are to be taken as literal truth, and which parts are 'parables'?"

The usual defence of smug piousness and that 'I know God did it' look, followed.

You can't get through to the hardcore how illogical their belief systems are. That character is usually thrown at us - that we're intellectually arrogant or smug. NOTHING could be further removed than this. As an Atheist, all I seek is truth. If it could be demonstrated to me that God exists, fine; I'd readily embrace the concept. It never has, nor will it be.

There's no doubt in my mind, any longer, that we as a species, have no supernatural superior being, conducting our affairs from afar. Why would he be bothered anyway? What would be the point?

102. Sunday Sequence with William Crawley

Comment #12224 by NoLongerHaveBelief on December 11, 2006 at 10:20 am

>>Comment #12217 by Pieter<<

Thanks for that Pieter! Picture the scence... the rains are coming down heavy. Heavier than ever! Noah is about to launch his Ark. His family are already on board. He has packed his provisions... and then the skies open up with God's VENGEANCE!

The young Earth (A La' McIntosh) requires the Dinosaurs to be alive. Apparently, with their tiny brains, they were too thick to climb Mount Everest. So they just roared a lot and carried on as normal... whilst watching the water slowly edging up their massive bodies.

What's that?! A T-Rex is fighting to get on board! Noah is busy BEATING it with a stick! Noah says 'Wife! Where is my beating broom? This stick is no cop!'

But she doesn't reply. Noah turns around and see's the one of her legs sticking out of Sinbar the Lions' mouth! Sinbar! You NAUGHTY lion! You've eaten Noah's missus!

Noah leaves the T-Rex, struggling to get on board and tries, vainly to save his wife. But it's too late! She has been eaten. Noah hears a strange cry from the rear of the Ark. OH NO! The Pteradactyl is fighting with the Buzzards over the body of a Buffalo! Apparently, the Brown Bear and the Polar Bear had a disagreement over who got to scoff the Buffalo! Whilst they were fighting amongst themselves, the crafty old Hyenas were busy munching away! Yum yum!

Still, there'll be some leftovers for the Crocodiles! Of course, the penguins don't know WHAT to do with themselves! They keep slipping all over the Ark! Their feet are cold too!

Noah goes into his cabin - and he has found that the pesky Monkey, Cheetah, has opened his hamper and pinched the Bananas! SHOO! STUPID monkey! That was supposed to last me for weeks! What will I eat now? Bemoans Noah?

Hmmm. Noah COULD eat the Chickens. But every time he goes near them, the Cheetah runs at top speed and takes them out of his hands!

Poor Noah. Mind. The animals managed to somehow keep themselves in good behaviour. And the whole world is repopulated because of his fantastic boatmanship!

HA HA HA HA HA!

103. Sunday Sequence with William Crawley

Comment #12210 by NoLongerHaveBelief on December 11, 2006 at 9:25 am

HA HA HA HA!

McIntosh thinks the world is 6000 years old!

HA HA HA HA!

Thanks for making my Christmas Professor! Shame I don't believe in the virgin birth! Mind, I love a good Xmas pressie!

I've got The God Delusion coming my way on the 25th! I hope God isn't angry with me! (Not that I care!)

HA HA HA HA! The Professor thinks Dinosaurs were on the Ark! HA HA HA! He thinks they all drowned in the flood! HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

Now, I can JUST imagine the T-Rex eating the Stegosaurus, whilst Noah is fighting the Lions off the Giraffe - who are getting their heads wet, because their heads stick out the top of the Ark - mind the Giraffe heads sticking out the top of the Ark were useful - because the Eagles could sit on their heads, whilst eating some poor larks! And of course, the back end of the Ark was useful for the 35,000 species of Arachnids on this planet.

HA HA HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HA HA HA HA!

I've never laughed so hard! The only sensible bit of this documentary was from the great Professor Dawkins.

HA HA HA! What a laugh! I am splitting my sides! UNBELIEVABLE!

104. The Atheist Delusion: a pisspoor presentation

Comment #12011 by NoLongerHaveBelief on December 9, 2006 at 8:33 am

>>Comment #11983 by David A Robertson<<

Okay then David.

As we are 'created in God's image'

God must, therefore, be a Christian, Muslim, Sikh, hindu, Homosexual, Atheist!

Or are only Heterosexual Christians created in his image?

I don't know. Neither do you. You just WANT God to be real. You have ZERO EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE of such a being. The Bible is laughable. We're asked to believe that God is SO CLEVER that he can create planets, stars, galaxies and diverse lifeforms... yet he can't author a book that makes ANY SENSE.

Example: Matthew 15:4. Is killing right or wrong? And what light does this shed on your wonderful Jesus? A man that condoned killing? How can killing EVER be morally justified?

Ludicrous.