Comments by irate_atheist

Comment #133322 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 4:09 am

390. Comment #133301 by epeeist -

Sir, I feel honoured by association.

Comment #133300 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 3:33 am

382. Comment #133287 by wooter -

Onion Terror 2-1 favourite
Massive Bereavement 7-4
Trust Me I'm A Stomach 100-30
All the rest, 3-1 bar

1603. The Salamander's Tale

Comment #133273 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 2:21 am

30. Comment #132787 by Geoff -

wooter:

Go away and play somewhere else.

( I was originally going to post something more Diacanu-esque)

Please, Geoff, allow me to be more Diacuna than Diacanu:

Wooter you are a self-made ignoramous whose ignorance knows no bounds. You are the puncture in the tyre, the fly in the ointment, the turd in the punch bowl. Shove your stupidity up your arse and crawl off while you're doing it.

I don't wish to be rude, but we've read all your cretinist bullshit before, spewed across this site, and you can fuck off.

1604. Pakistan blocks YouTube over blasphemous video

Comment #133269 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 2:12 am

32. Comment #133261 by Tyler Durden -

The list of things that do not cause "deep anguish and distress across the Muslim world" could be written on the back of a postage stamp!

...by a blind man using a marker pen.

1605. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #133265 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 1:59 am

371. Comment #133203 by Diacanu -

WTF am I, chopped liver?!?!

We would need a substantial body of evidence to support that hypothesis.

1606. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #133263 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 1:54 am

360. Comment #133100 by Steve Zara -

Splitter!

1607. Pakistan blocks YouTube over blasphemous video

Comment #133254 by irate_atheist on February 26, 2008 at 1:37 am

Please feel free to insert my usual response here:

_____________________

1608. The coming religious peace

Comment #132847 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 9:35 am

Peace to all men and all men to pieces.

1609. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #132845 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 9:30 am

P.S - Like others here, I keep marking this prick as a troll. Why, oh why, is his fuckwittery still appearing on this site? The great Wea Flea did less and was booted out, why not wooter?

1610. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #132844 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 9:28 am

335. Comment #132835 by epeeist -

Ah, yes.

More twisted brain-wrong from a one-off man-mental.

Still can't find your pills, eh?

1611. Fleabytes

Comment #132780 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:47 am

987. Comment #132776 by SRWB -

Absolutely. A simple equation to illustrate this:

bullshit in = bullshit out

1612. How he was sentenced to die

Comment #132775 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:45 am

19. Comment #132580 by LorienRyan -

irate_atheist is my last name - double barrelled.

1613. Church is paying a high price for its celibacy rule

Comment #132768 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:35 am

9. Comment #132766 by Tyler Durden -

We're all going to heaven lads, way-hey!

1614. Church is paying a high price for its celibacy rule

Comment #132764 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:33 am

6. Comment #132757 by Quetzalcoatl -

Now we militant atheists can turn our attentions elsewhere.

No, fuckit, kick them while they're down. And keep kicking so that they never get up again.

1615. Fleabytes

Comment #132754 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:22 am

955. Comment #132649 by Quetzalcoatl -

At least his arguments are a little more cogent than Wooter's.

But a gilded turd smells just as bad.

1616. Church is paying a high price for its celibacy rule

Comment #132749 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 7:19 am

...new figures revealed the extent of the drop in clergy numbers in the Irish Catholic Church that is now reachimng catastrophic proportions.

My heart bleeds for them.[/sarcasm]

1617. Over half of Britons claim no religion

Comment #132587 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 2:23 am

83. Comment #131460 by Steve Zara -

Some hunk (say Daniel Craig), in a tux, sitting at a table in a smart restaurant, with a class of champagne, looking out the window at an executive jet. Then he turns to the camera.. and says ... "I'm an atheist".

Hmm. I'm practically teetotal and am opposed to further airport expansion. Perhaps I'm not suited to the atheist lifestyle. Perhaps Krisking would have it that I'm 'not a true atheist'. Perhaps I should worship Llyr instead.

Steve - what do you think?

1618. Evidence can't shake your faith if your faith excludes it as evidence

Comment #132583 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 2:08 am

76. Comment #132577 by sven_der_sar -

The statement is not meant to be a joke. The person stating it, however, is one.

1619. Evidence can't shake your faith if your faith excludes it as evidence

Comment #132575 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 1:57 am

74. Comment #132572 by Steve Zara -

Indeed. As Arthur C. Clarke said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

1620. How he was sentenced to die

Comment #132573 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 1:53 am

10. Comment #132552 by scottishgeologist -

Indeed. And some people wonder why I'm 'Irate'.

1621. Physicist Neil Turok: Big Bang Wasn't the Beginning

Comment #132560 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 1:31 am

Turok's proposition has drawn condemnation from string theory's many critics and even opposition from the Catholic Church.

If the latter group of infantile retards opposes it, does it lend weight to the proposition that it's true? From the people that brought you the sun orbiting the moon...

1622. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #132558 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 1:27 am

320. Comment #132548 by The Reverend Dark -

Rev - d'ya want to to start on these self-confessed imbeciles. I'm in the mood for opening a can of whupass on any and all cretinists today.

1623. Evidence can't shake your faith if your faith excludes it as evidence

Comment #132554 by irate_atheist on February 25, 2008 at 1:24 am

Good morning everybody.

And may I say, after the weekend I've had, with true feeling: fucktard.

1624. Fleabytes

Comment #132022 by irate_atheist on February 24, 2008 at 12:05 am

725. Comment #132020 by Steve Zara-

... and in the excellent radio series Bleak Expectations.

How strange. I don't recall seeing him in that.

1625. The coming religious peace

Comment #132016 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 11:39 pm

35. Comment #132000 by Diacanu -

Surely, 'The truth will set you free.'

Oh, bugger. They've nicked that one too...

1626. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #132014 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 11:35 pm

299. Comment #132011 by wooter -

Breathtaking inanity.

1627. Fleabytes

Comment #131705 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 3:23 am

615. Comment #131703 by Geoff -

Keep watching. An explosion of excrement is overdue... ;-)

1628. Fleabytes

Comment #131702 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 3:18 am

610. Comment #131697 by Quetzalcoatl -

That would be an ecumenical matter.

1629. Fleabytes

Comment #131701 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 3:16 am

608. Comment #131691 by Geoff -

Hmm. Are you suggesting, in a somewhat roundabout way, that I'm full of shit?

Haw haw haw!!!

1630. Fleabytes

Comment #131686 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 2:38 am

604. Comment #131684 by epeeist -

...the same pool of beliefs all of which will have a similar consistency.

The consistency of slurry.

1631. Fleabytes

Comment #131681 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 2:22 am

Quetz -

Or perhaps I'm just storing it for the correct moment of release...

1632. Fleabytes

Comment #131677 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 2:03 am

Still somewhat restrained, you will note...

1633. Fleabytes

Comment #131676 by irate_atheist on February 23, 2008 at 1:58 am

593. Comment #131670 by clearthinker -

Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one.

1634. Fleabytes

Comment #131316 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 8:37 am

492. Comment #131315 by Richard Morgan -

I guess that sermon's for other clearthinkers who don't need someone else to tell them what to think...

1635. Fleabytes

Comment #131267 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 6:39 am

480. Comment #131262 by al-rawandi -

Er, like, er - garbage in garbage out?

1636. Fleabytes

Comment #131251 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 5:55 am

Still restrained.....

1637. Fleabytes

Comment #131206 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 4:00 am

446. Comment #131205 by hungarianelephant -

(offtopic)

Boating pool manager: Number Nine, Number Nine, come in! Your time's up!

Assistant: Boss - we've only got eight boats...

Manager: Number six, are you in trouble?!

1638. Fleabytes

Comment #131203 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 3:53 am

443. Comment #131201 by Quetzalcoatl -

You may think so. I couldn't possibly comment.

1639. Fleabytes

Comment #131199 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 3:49 am

I'm restraining myself, as all can see.

1640. Fleabytes

Comment #131133 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 2:12 am

399. Comment #131120 by Diacanu -

Ah, doesn't matter, so long as SOME funny-hat-wearing-shmuck somewhere is controlling your mind.

The late Tommy Cooper, by any chance?

1641. Fleabytes

Comment #131117 by irate_atheist on February 22, 2008 at 1:40 am

353. Comment #130988 by clearthinker -

In one:

And yes I am banned.

Er. No. You are posting here, so - by definition - you're not.

In two:

The fact that I am allowed to post as 'clearthinker' just now is irrelevant

Er. No. It shows that you are not banned. Good grief.

And for Bully's special prize:

Meanwhile I apologise for any offence caused and hope that one day you will all find the One who is the way, the truth and the life. (and that is not meant as a wind up!)

Er. Kinghu? Mercury? Nephthys? So many gods to choose from, it's difficult to know where to start.

1642. Fleabytes

Comment #130778 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 9:20 am

296. Comment #130775 by Quetzalcoatl -

Didn't that game end last Friday?

Yes, true. But like anything else that's hapened in the last 2,000 years the Flea hasn't noticed. Plus I'm hoping he's actually a figment of our imagination. If he'd chosen 'All Saints' as his move I'd have been more, sadly, convinced of his existence.

1643. Fleabytes

Comment #130759 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 8:39 am

278. Comment #130741 by clearthinker -

Er...Preston Road?

1644. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #130752 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 8:28 am

234. Comment #130735 by Steve Zara -

I await your response.

So do I. But in the same way that I look forward to encountering dog turds on the pavement.

1645. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #130750 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 8:26 am

236. Comment #130738 by Quetzalcoatl -

Buggrit.

1646. Feb 12th: Happy Darwin Day!

Comment #130749 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 8:23 am

233. Comment #130720 by wooter -

Despite our best efforts, and that of thousands of scientists, you clearly have no idea what evolution is.

It's only twice the size? Well, matey, if your kids were twice as tall as you or anyone elses, you might regard them as being 'a bit different'. Especially if they couldn't breed with normal people and had to find similar sized individuals to mate with. This, by the way, practically one way of defining a 'species'.

And what's your point anyway about the frog - or are you just trying to showcase the breadth and depth of your colossal ignorance?

1647. Fleabytes

Comment #130728 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 7:51 am

265. Comment #130721 by Richard Morgan -

Here are instructions for being a Wee Flea:
1. Hear no reason.
2. See no reason.
3. Speak no reason.
4. Repeat.

Right. Where are my daffodils?

1648. Fleabytes

Comment #130725 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 7:43 am

248. Comment #130685 by clearthinker -

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

1649. Does the Bible have a place in public schools?

Comment #130718 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 7:31 am

32. Comment #130695 by brianelensky -

See 35. Comment #130711 by Tyler Durden. With knobs on.

1650. Why Darwin matters

Comment #130696 by irate_atheist on February 21, 2008 at 7:06 am

774. Comment #130689 by ForestMist -