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Comment #213409 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:33 pm

YOU THINK TOU COULD FOOL A SICILIAN AH!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

I couldn't help myself,

Tez

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Comment #213397 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Quetz and Gregg,

Blame IMDB and their movie quotes. Everytime I hear or read the word Sicilian I picture Vizzini. INCONCIEVABLE!!!

edit- Al, If you go to France to kick some butt count me in...as long as it's June or after...Mom is a Deutschlander after all...

Hmm, somehow I'm feeling all Dr Strangelove after that statement...

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Comment #213389 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:20 pm

More Princess Bride...

Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.

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[In the boat in the morning]
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

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[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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Comment #213384 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm

The cut and paste of your own cut and past was a bit redundant don't ya think Joe? I thought we were talking about a circus performer not some sort of infomercial for some amazing product that gets cat piss stains out of the carpet.

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Comment #213358 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:57 am

"The Amazing Qu'ran"

So, it's a circus performer now?

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Comment #213338 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:49 am

couldn't resist...

Joe,

the only pounding of "the sicilian" occurs in the palm of your hand. preferrably with the shades drawn.

157. The Return of Religion

Comment #213330 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:45 am

The Smiths and Morrissey always reminded me of theme music for stalkers and other violators of restraining orders. Not that I didn't like the music mind you. I listened to Everyday Like Sunday just a few hours ago...

Linkin Park is okay but in my opinion they don't sound very good "live".

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Comment #213318 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

Joe,

What reaction? Oh yeah, here at Michigan State University they set the cultures of E Coli on it that mutated to digest Citrate!

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Comment #213314 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:35 am

With the Sicilian statement I couldn't resist.

From The Princess Bride

Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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Comment #213303 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 11:27 am

TWP, this is for you...

"I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl"

-Boys Don't Cry

p.s. I got my boots at the Fort Worth Stockyards!

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Comment #213266 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:55 am

Joe...

Vain hopes, whims, desires and wishful thinking = A deliberately blind and deluded fool's belief in the manifest truth of Dog.

Corrected it for ya...

your welcome!

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Comment #213262 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:52 am

Apathy,

Schrodinger's Cat, of course!

163. The Boundaries of Belief

Comment #213246 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:34 am

SAG,

I thought you knew...The King (Elvis) is alive! At least that's what I read in the Weekly World News (while it was still in print)

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Comment #213242 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:28 am

Don't forget

6.666 "and if you assbags believe this, I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale...for it is a metaphor, a metaphor for credulity, which I demand of you. And you shall call this credulity worship. Now bow down beatch!"

165. The Return of Religion

Comment #213229 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 10:12 am

TWP,

No, do not substitute vodka for bourbon. This act would be an abomination.

-edit- if you must use vodka for medicinal purposes than drink it with tonic (quinine) and lime. To fight muscle cramps,malaria and scurvy!

166. The Return of Religion

Comment #213189 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 9:05 am

Al,

by that standard then Metro Detroit (saying Metro to include Dearborn and Bloomfield Hills) is the LA of the Midwest. Although I think it's Iraqis and Lebanese in Dearborn...

-edit- You can get really good food there though. The bread and hummus etc is excellent.

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Comment #213169 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 8:35 am

troll button

168. Ten Commandments' of race and genetics issued

Comment #213145 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 8:04 am

Team crash and burn was a group of us from work who would go and compete at the local hill. Kind of like league bowling at the local slope. I don't know if what I did could be called skiing. But it was fun and a good excuse to go to the hill and to drink afterwards.

169. Ten Commandments' of race and genetics issued

Comment #213137 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 7:55 am

Al,

is the Kuwaiti Ski Team similar to the Jamaican bob-sledders?

Would they remind me of the group of us (a fellow how's parent's were from Norway, a girl from the detroit suburbs, and myself a beaner-schnitzel) who's ski team was called team crash and burn?

170. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213130 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 7:47 am

Quetz,

Our stolid acceptance of gore and violence comes from the long tradition of various forms of blood sacrifice...

171. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #213124 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 7:34 am

Frankus,

nice of your wife to bring the sheep to slaughter. Vacations should be for relaxing like that.

Rev. Dark re. 9036. That was beautiful.

172. The Return of Religion

Comment #213107 by Tezcatlipoca on July 18, 2008 at 7:10 am

TWP...

So Dallas is the LA of the South? Is that because of the sprawl, smog, and traffic? ;)

Did you get to the part of the Simpson's movie where Homer is in church and grabs the bible and says "there are no answers in here"?

I'm fortunate that my father, the retired science teacher/former alter boy/paratrooper drill instructor, shed the yoke of religion. There was the relapse in my tweens, which is why I was confirmed, but he shook it off. He was still the favorite of his ex-nun sister though but there was a bit of tension with the brother and sister inlaw who are in the choir.

I wouldn't say he isn't religious however...he worships fishing.

173. The Return of Religion

Comment #212779 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm

I think the key word about the Lite was that it was free. Certain exceptions can be made in such extreme circumstances.

I'll go the pbr one better...every drank their cheap brand called red white and blue?

I think it damaged my chromosomes...

174. The Return of Religion

Comment #212725 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 3:19 pm

Al, It was a corona Goldy was drinking. You can't drink that swill without lime and salt. I like La Fin du Monde brewed by Unibroue.

-edit-When there's beers from Mexico like Bohemia and Modelo it's almost incomprehensible that Corona gets pawned off on people. Blech!

175. The Return of Religion

Comment #212702 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Swearing is especially good when working on cars. Or to express how your back feels after leaning over the engine compartment for a lengthy period of time.

176. The Return of Religion

Comment #212692 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 2:54 pm

I would like to state for the record that Koegel products www.koegelmeats.com should never be considered junk...Their viennas and their hot dogs are delicious. A regional delight.

177. The Return of Religion

Comment #212663 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Coco,

I have no idea what you're talking about either...*whistles*

-edit- I did grow up watching Electric Company and playing the name game though...

178. MnIndy interview: Unrepentant science-heathen PZ Myers still intends to prove 'this cracker is nothing'

Comment #212536 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 10:05 am

This may be of interest...

http://savethecracker.blogspot.com/

To quote my mother..."vat skandal! tch!"

179. The Return of Religion

Comment #212490 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 9:01 am

RM... but not one mention of the Jews so I guess his comparison of Enlightened Thinkers to Martin Luther is crap then...

-edit-good try with the Tu Quoque though...

180. Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway

Comment #212475 by Tezcatlipoca on July 17, 2008 at 8:49 am

Damn corporate fiends won't let me go to craigslist! Oh yeah, I'm suppossed to be working...imagine that.

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Comment #211959 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 12:24 pm

on #211931 I got to the third paragraph where I was utterly convinced...

that it was an infomercial...

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Comment #211932 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 12:02 pm

I love infomercials...especially the testamonials...

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Comment #211917 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 11:48 am

"No other book in the World, can demonstrate what the Quran has demonstrated today"

That paedophilia is okay?

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Comment #211883 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 11:20 am

Not to mention the Argument from Authority...

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Comment #211875 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 11:11 am

Joe,

I see you've called my Tautology and raised me a Tu quoque. Sweet!

That's 2 out of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe Top 20 Logical Fallacies...

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Comment #211862 by Tezcatlipoca on July 16, 2008 at 10:54 am

Joe,

You've been asked to provide evidence for the existance of your god. Yet you continue to ignore the request. If I were to subscribe to the same tautological and nonsensical thinking that you apparently do then I'd say your god does not exist simply on the basis of your responses. Let alone the abyssmal lack of evidence.

edit- I think it goes like this. Joe says he thinks his god exists. Through his statements Joe demonstrates he doesn't think at all. Therefore the thought of his concept of deity is unthinkable...

187. Dalai Lama defends Islam as peaceful religion

Comment #211056 by Tezcatlipoca on July 15, 2008 at 1:19 pm

airbender

188. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #211014 by Tezcatlipoca on July 15, 2008 at 12:07 pm

What I want to know is what is the replacement mechanism, what proof is there for this mechanism, what are the predictions...etc...etc...etc...

others have asked the same questions. It'd be nice to hear some answers.

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Comment #210996 by Tezcatlipoca on July 15, 2008 at 11:11 am

The meds seem to be having a bit of an effect though... I sensed cap lock restraint...to a degree...

190. Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway

Comment #210976 by Tezcatlipoca on July 15, 2008 at 10:28 am

Hmm,

now I've contemplated shooting my neighbors with my 30.06 but I'd rather get personal with a macuhuitli. I could be sporting and let them have a 300 yard head start though... ;)

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Comment #210952 by Tezcatlipoca on July 15, 2008 at 9:30 am

I thought we had a hypothesis going that creationist windbags generally had an affinity for keeping their caps lock on? So it could be different posters. I heard they wandered around in groups of at least two with bicycles, white collared shirts and slacks so maybe they lurk the net the same way?

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Comment #209435 by Tezcatlipoca on July 12, 2008 at 8:16 am

I should have manifested as Xipetotec. Dancing around in his flayed skin would be an odious and yet somewhat satisfying task.

edit-of course Quetz, as stated in the past, has dibs on the heart.

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Comment #209429 by Tezcatlipoca on July 12, 2008 at 7:37 am

Obviously doesn't read replies otherwise would have learned how to make pastes into CAPS...

I was around some fundies at my work. It was amazing how a seemingly normal person would transform when spreading the "word" and shift from a conversational voice into SPREADING THE WORD OF THE LORD! YEAH! BROTHERS AND SISTERS I SAY UNTO YOU LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE VOLUME MAKES MY DRIVEL RIGHT!

So, ma'am, do you want your usual grilled swiss and chips (crisps)? Or do you really want to work up an appetite first?

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Comment #209023 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Ah yes, Sasquatch's cousin, Yeti...

I couldn't resist. At skepchick.org there was a link to some thigh high multi-colored snakeskin boots on some rather nice legs here http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=1650#more-1650
as well as some rather nice red shoes. As for me, as I've stated before I'm all about Keen sandals...

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Comment #208999 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Steve,

Big Sasquatch feet...or so I believe it's been written on some other thread...

196. An Irishman's Diary

Comment #208927 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 11:58 am

Ugh,
93%
93%
87%
87%

I thought I did better on the first two sections...

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Comment #208922 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 11:44 am

Al,

agreed, who the hell wants a virgin? Your baseball analogy was spot on. Unless you have the patience to help them overcome that little handicap but whatever...

Virgins are best as sacrifice...involving lots of obsidian ;)

198. Thousands Flock to Revival in Search of Miracles

Comment #208852 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 9:59 am

Chaya! What was I thinking, suggesting the JREF challenge. Bentley is probably raking in much more in "donatons" for his hokum.

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Comment #208850 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 9:53 am

Joe,

the Spaniards preference would have been the survival of subject people. They wanted workers/slaves. They wanted to be haciendados.

-edit- grammar

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Comment #208831 by Tezcatlipoca on July 11, 2008 at 9:38 am

Damn, it's a good thing Joe doesn't know how to change his pastes into caps are it would all be one big e-yell.