151. To learn biology, just pick up the console

Comment #230777 by Ishruul on August 15, 2008 at 5:58 am

That's why prison exist, stop the breeding of criminals.

That's why church exist, stop the breeding of priests.

That's why McDonald's exist, promote the breeding of pigeons, and crap on SUV.

152. Big-brained Animals Evolve Faster

Comment #230775 by Ishruul on August 15, 2008 at 5:54 am

Does creationism count as parasitism, because when i read PrinceZephir's crap, I have the distinct feeling a tapeworm is scratching my starfish.

But please, do ignore the massives evidences of science for your, oh so trusted, rapist-author-scripture.

For the sake of an upcoming butt itch!

153. Rushdie condemns cancellation of Muhammad novel

Comment #230762 by Ishruul on August 15, 2008 at 5:29 am

Does that mean I can get away with terrorism now?

Seem like a lot of people do nowaday.

'Ishruul make some chicken-bomb while whistling the Love Boat's theme'

154. To learn biology, just pick up the console

Comment #230760 by Ishruul on August 15, 2008 at 5:25 am

Spore is more a game of 'artificial breeding', not natural selection. Just like Biomorphs, some input from some guy are needed for any evolution to take place. But, then again, who create the creator.

Evolution is sooo muuuch complex that simplifing it in a game seem pointless. On th e other hand, coming from me, I just can't wait to get my hand on that pretty jewel. I just can't get enough of my Creature Creator.

p.s. For the IDiots, this game is based on evolution, not Cretarditionism.

155. God's Warriors

Comment #230169 by Ishruul on August 14, 2008 at 11:45 am

United State's Christians are the loudest, that must be it!

156. Poll: Should the motto 'In God We Trust' be removed from U.S. currency?

Comment #230166 by Ishruul on August 14, 2008 at 11:43 am

In God we trust. Fuck yeah, right on cash!

Seem some Jesus guy lie to everyone. Wealthy people go in heaven, why else God's motto be on it in the first place?

157. God's Warriors

Comment #230162 by Ishruul on August 14, 2008 at 11:37 am

I just hope no retard-protest-group try and succeed in canceling the show.

158. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229363 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Lord is the baddest badass title someone can get. Just think Lord Darth Vader.

But since you asked... let me think. Ha, Ah!

High Priestess TWP.. nah!

Thing is, the clubbering part of the religion ask for a meaner title.

159. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229353 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Convert? You don'T get to choose, you just get hit on the head without seeing it coming.

Lord TWP work in mysterious ways!

160. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229334 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 11:34 am

Crap existed long before that, we should venerate it?

161. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229327 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 11:30 am

At last I have devise a cunning plan, I will be the pope of my brand new religion : BLASPHEMOLOGY.

Here's the rule -all mandatory-

1- Thee shall play the cracker game once a month.
2- Thee shall wear fine rainbow colored lingerie at any mosque once a week.
3- Thee shall parade the street of Texas with the image of Ted Haggard with the phrase 'told you so' in bold red.
4- Thee shall ask for 'skin gum' at Bris party.
5- Thee shall tell scientologist Zenu send is best regard then ask what their sins are for 1 hour.
6- Thee shall sent pay-on-delivery empty package to creotionist museum with the mention 'hard evidence of creationism inside- fragile-' written all over it.
7- If thee shall be a woman, buy lots of cucumber in front of a mosque.
8- If thee be a man, buy lots of cucumber wearing a pink shirt in front of a church.
9- Thee shall always have a bible at hand, while sitting at the toilet for if it is good for the soul, it should be equally good for your butt.
10- Thee shall be pride to be an atheist.

162. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229315 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 11:04 am

Verbal diaarhea!

Hmm...it all come down to christianity again.

163. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229302 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:44 am

sebum -that oily stuff on nerd's face!

164. Al-Qa'eda in Iraq alienated by cucumber laws and brutality

Comment #229300 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:42 am

Tomatoes = women???

What about kiwis, they do look like balls!

-What next Ackmed?

-Simple, we kill small boys cause they don't have facial hair yet and may be confuse with women and could arouse some mix feeling in my groin!

-Allright Ackmed, let's do Allah's will!

165. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229297 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:35 am

Ah thank you Diacanu,

My favorite theme song, with my favorite punch line ever.

Kryten- Heaven is just made up so you won't go nuts!

166. The Afterlife for Scientologists

Comment #229296 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:30 am

Good night oh sweet Chef! We'll miss the jolly black man breaking into song to make us laugh!

Let's not remember him as a brainwashed deadbeat abused by this fruity little gay club :scientology. But let's take comfort that Tom Cruise is still a douchebag.

167. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229287 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:24 am

does dandruff count?

168. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229284 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 10:22 am

smeg

169. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #229130 by Ishruul on August 13, 2008 at 6:02 am

What NW is trying to say is become a new-age-wicca, get your broom, shove it in your butt and go fly back to the bronze age, before the bible was written and when the PURE explanation of the universe (by our ancestor who were 4 feet tall and a lot hairier) wasn't corrupt by whatever cult came to fashion.

Come on Nightwatchman, put a smile on your face, a decorative axe in your hand, the Buffy theme soundtrack and go wipe the Ancient Evil from the Earth in the Scooby Van.

170. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228848 by Ishruul on August 12, 2008 at 3:43 pm

Comment #228721 by nightwatchman

/quote I can answer any biblical myth question that you have.


Like any good old Christians.

Onward soldier of delusion!

171. Do stop behaving as if you are God, Professor Dawkins

Comment #228641 by Ishruul on August 12, 2008 at 10:30 am

I just can't stand retarded argument like 'ancient cthuluyan cult' and 'necronomicon related crap'.

New Age my ass, it's back to the Stone Age again. Homeopathic soul food for the gullible. Witchcraft and premonition, being one with the universe through meditation...

There's like a 1,000,000$ ready to grab contest on anyone proving that supernatural thingy exist. Still no taker? Why is that! They are begging to give it away, oh please do prove them wrong with thaumaturgical ritual!

By the way nightwatchman, on the inside cover of your D&D book, it clearly stade that's a fantasy game without any real connection to the real world. Magic is an illusion, and illusion is just that!

Whatever you want to call it, spirituality is a shallow, yet reassuring, blanket for the fearful who need justification and meaning for their lives without to find it on their own.

Also, dolphin would probably eat your baby if your stupid enough to think giving birth to your child in water is called the most natural and spiritual thing to do to your child. (whatever I just wanted to clear that out).

Cheers and love to all hippies (in the form of siphilis).

172. CBI wants more pupils in science

Comment #228308 by Ishruul on August 11, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Why!!! Oh, why!!! I have a sudden urge to drink tea reading that British propaganda!!!

He, he...I got to see London one of these days, just for the slang ;)

173. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #228306 by Ishruul on August 11, 2008 at 7:34 pm

Thanks Goldy! ;)

174. Saudi Arabia Bans Dog Walking in Capital

Comment #228303 by Ishruul on August 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Can people be more retarded than this????

Why not ban BEING A WOMAN!!! Let's put them all in one place, say someone's basement and keep them alive there for maybe 24years or so. That would fix a lot of problem, doesn't it?

Hey, wait a minute, that rings a bell! Didn't some Austrian guy or whatever did this to his daughter and childs!

It amaze me how much humanity can sink!

175. Charles Darwin investigated whether blondes have more fun

Comment #227809 by Ishruul on August 10, 2008 at 5:41 pm

More fun???? Of course they do!!!

Why else would there be thousands of blonde jokes???

176. Richard Dawkins interviewed about 'The Genius of Charles Darwin'

Comment #222681 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 5:28 pm

"Strong evidence in holy books"

Hmmm...sound a lot like the rightous-self-indulgence brought to us by Joe Moreale.

Still....I miss him...sigh...

177. What's wrong with science as religion

Comment #222676 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 5:23 pm

What trouble me with believers with their views against science, they don't realize that science doesn't thrive on rushed answer...unlike the bible and other crapnuscrip.

When science will explain all the universe and beyond, i can bet I won't be around to see it but I'll definitely win a 1$ against any theist when it will do.


re: MuNky82

He he I'm so proud of my avatar ;)
found it on koolavatars.com , 5 minutes search, cheers!

178. What's wrong with science as religion

Comment #222391 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 11:59 am

Losing the battle before going to war?

179. Vicar supports Life of Brian ban

Comment #222387 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 11:54 am

Always look on the bright side of life (whistle, whistle, whistle)...Just before you take your terminal breath!(whistle, whistle)

180. Breeding for God

Comment #222314 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 6:13 am

Hey AdrianB, I just found out worse people than Islamist to rip on.

http://movies.sympatico.msn.ca/features/ArticleAnneBrodie.aspx?cp-documentid=530615

A new religion will be on the rise soon, the Bensteinian, extreme-right-wing-creationism fuctards.

181. Breeding for God

Comment #222305 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 5:49 am

I'm with AdrianB on this one, too much anti-islamist on non-related article.

But don'T get me wrong, I hate Islam has much as Scientology and Atkins (the diet guy).

F.Y.I. I spend 10 second looking for a new avatar and found that one, so far, the 10 second of my life with the highest payoff, cheers ;)

182. Breeding for God

Comment #222288 by Ishruul on July 31, 2008 at 5:04 am

Can't stop laughing! It's the cold war all over again!!!

American politic seem to love mano-a-mano fight. Let's go fight the big bad evils one at a time.

183. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #221990 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Oh sorry, I'm french so some typo may occur!

184. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #221970 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 11:40 am

lol mahmood


Found it on avatar.com I find it just soooo cuuuuute.


Comment #221965 by kkelly


I find your post not only sexist, immature and devout of any thoughful reflection but a gratuitous and deliberate act with the sole purpose of a backstabbing cheat shot.

I just hope you consider deleting it.

185. Kung poo panda 'The Sex Lives of Animals' exhibit digs deep.

Comment #221957 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 11:23 am

----NEWS FLASH----

Recent report suggest that right wing gay movement were in fact responsible for bribing smae sex monkeys, dolphins, birds, lizards, penguins and worms to perform sexual practices in front of camera crew.

The religious communities (gay bashing ones) were the one tipping us over that conspiracy and we thank them all, reassuring us once and for all that homosexuality is just a sin perform by sinners who should burn in hell.

186. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #221953 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 11:03 am

Thanks Hawt4dawk,

But it's more a tribute to TheWhitePearl who is on a crusade to beat stupidity out of people by beating the crap out of them with a stupidity baseball bat.

All hail TWP for pawning 2 girls with a big stick!!!

187. Breeding for God

Comment #221945 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 10:43 am

Indeed, but views are no actions.

Tavern talk don't make for a better world.

188. To beat extremism we must dissolve religious groups

Comment #221944 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 10:42 am

I think they're doing pretty well with terrorism and suicide-bombing.

Nu-k-lar is just so 1970'

189. Breeding for God

Comment #221941 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 10:37 am

For my part, I just think a minority (the most visible one) of muslim just took advantage of the pitiful concept of politically correct tolerance (wich is bullshit) and use it to the advancement of their agenda (mainly conquering the world).

Too bad most people now have adopted the way showned to us by the Crab people, causing the mass to become apathetic wussies.

190. Breeding for God

Comment #221869 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 8:38 am

Philip1978 got my vote there, Palpatine does have the official Islamic vestment on him anyway!


...Well, if he'S a girl...

Beg for mercy infidel, your feeble resistance will be crush soon, because our ultimate weapon is now complete!

191. Religions thrived to protect against disease

Comment #221847 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 7:56 am

Wait a minute...Isn't the decline of pirates cause the global warming argument is used here!!!!

192. Breeding for God

Comment #221845 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 7:51 am

Thank you Fanusi for the neat link to The Islamization of Europe. Never saw that one!

No credit were given to any broadcasting company, so assuming it's a BBC production may be way off, but Britain documentary are to my opinion more and more focusing toward human rights and freedom. I really should go visit that country in the near future ;)

193. Atheism FLEAmix

Comment #221787 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 6:02 am

The worst thing I just saw in this post was not the fact that many authors come leeching in some money on the suppose atheist rising movement or trying to convince themselves they are right because they'll sell a lot of books.

The worst of the worst they come up with is proposing that atheism is a religion of it's own. Bringing atheism to the same level religions are is the worst thing religious-media-subjectivity can do to non-religious people.

They categorize us as a religious-self-proclaimed-non-religious organization with atheistic leading figure.

194. Between a Rock and a Hard Place: Thinking about Morality

Comment #221781 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 5:42 am

In a situation where 'kill a baby or kill a group' would occur, my selfish genes would make me kill the group (with the element of surprise), eat them, then kill the baby (when there won't be any food left and the baby would have fatten up a bit)and eat it up.

That would be very, very utilitarian from my genes...those selfish bastard!

195. Kung poo panda 'The Sex Lives of Animals' exhibit digs deep.

Comment #221773 by Ishruul on July 30, 2008 at 5:29 am

'Family-friendly nature show'...Of course they are family-friendly, how else can you make a family beside fucking????

Unless...unless godditit...it all make sense!!!!

196. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221257 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 1:13 pm

The Crusade is all the hype for the next decade it seem, with legal backing, no crime against humanity afterward....

Screw it all!

197. Church exorcism protected by First Amendment

Comment #221239 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 1:00 pm

If I get ordained does that mean I can hurt, kill, torture and mutilate people?

Sound like it a lot.

198. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221215 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm

I know it's Kirk Cameron, burt naming him has Cameron Kirk sound more like Captain Kirk.


....I know, it'a a lame ass answer for not reading what I write before posting it....sorry...

199. Faith is not the answer

Comment #221214 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Faith's the solution, look at Cameron Kirk, he cure is sanity with it and work for a better, progressive, world since then!

200. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221134 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 11:15 am

Curiusly enough, the muslim got their own version of the stupidity bat, it's the keep-people-in-ignorance-suicide-bomber.