201. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221130 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 11:08 am

I've just receive a memo, It read as follow:

Dear jive suckers,

Since you all seem to acquire some sort of intelligence, our administration has seem fit to forbid any one of the company to read the news, watch tv or talk to anyone else beside your supervisor in hope to coerce you to think more 'in line of company's policy' or as you refer to 'the pussy policy'.

Thank you all and go back to your cubicle in hope that you regress back into the sheeple stade you were in earlier.

All suggestion can be toss in the carbage can has usual.

202. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221117 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 10:53 am

I just thought of something. Can someone be more contradicting than this? Don't go on religious websites 'cause it's bad...and don't go on websites that piss on religion 'cause it's bad...m'kay!

203. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221102 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 10:42 am

See, I am a manager and I'll hit myself with a fucking baseball bat if I would dare to impose any kind of religious control over the employee.

The use of internet nowaday is the same as listening to the radio 2 decades ago. It was met with opposition but now, what kind of shopping mall doens't have a soundtrack. It is natural for the human specie to seek out informations (relevant or not) and trying to control it is futile.

And above all, illegal cause free speech and the right to education is kinda the main focuse of the Canadian and the U.S. constitution.

204. Council ban on atheist websites

Comment #221094 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 10:34 am

Ah crap, witch hunt ahead!!!!

205. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #221091 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 10:31 am

A day isn't complete without learning something new.


...something new doens't imply something useful but, hey, who care!

206. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220974 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 8:39 am

Nah, think of it has Star Trek material!

207. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220963 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 8:29 am

I really don't think Mr. Dawkins had in mind a discussion about cookie game on his forum! Yet , in a way it does provide good argument against religion...if you want some blasphemy done on their crackers!!!!

...Awww...come on, you all thought of it ;)

208. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220957 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 8:23 am

Thanks WhitePearl,

Here it's called the breadslice game!!!

Never played it, never will!

209. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220952 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 8:17 am

That's the same mentallity as the Xtians, keeping knowledge off the followers in their good sake's name!

Haha! I win!

210. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220949 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 8:14 am

Hu? "biscuit game"??? The hell is that??? And why do I feel like I should not ask???

211. Obama Should Re-Think His Faith-Based Agenda

Comment #220936 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 7:42 am

My bad if someone already post something on this, but isn't the U.S. already building a wall on the Mexican border?

I mean, what can of stupid ass go on vacation lecturing Berlin on their wall while building one of their own???

212. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220926 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 7:36 am

As your request Decius,

Believe it or not, it happened in Québec, Canada,1932, where's religious's rights got more power than citizen's right.

213. Catholics To Pope: Lift Birth Control Ban

Comment #220844 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 5:58 am

My grand mother (die hard catholic) told my a story of her wedding night, she was 16 years old with almost no education except from the indoctrination of the church, the priest was present in the room, looking at my grand parent to get on with it in the blessing of the lord.

The church is over it's head, always been always will be, it doesn't matter they say they'll reform or work for health programs or other 'christian' cause, it will always be for it's own agenda wich is perverted and disgusting. They never helped at any point of history, they only help us regress, the ultimate Status Quo.

How come people who pledge themselves to chastity dare to criticize how others should behave. It's pure violation of human rights.

And my grandma doesn't want to face the awful truth of what they did to her, the humiliation is nothing short of a rape. Yet she pray everyday in hope of the divine and a cozy place in heaven.

Fuck all religion for your lies.

214. Brain That Changes Itself: into the abyss

Comment #220835 by Ishruul on July 29, 2008 at 5:39 am

I'm still not convince.

There's no way the doctor could have manage to heal her like that. I suspect she prayed everynight and god healed her because she has faith, not because of some construction hat with electronic wires, it doesn't make sense.

Take that science, trying to leech of the success of god divine healing, have you no shame!!!!


P.S. Science's achievement kick god's ass everyday!

215. A Natural Selection

Comment #216714 by Ishruul on July 23, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Yeah!!! Take that creationist!!!!

No observation of evolution my ass!!!

216. How Anecdotal Evidence Can Undermine Scientific Results

Comment #216709 by Ishruul on July 23, 2008 at 12:41 pm

Anecdotal evidence.....

That's what you hear in tavern, barber shop and firecamp.

There's nothing down to earth in those. It's always the-friend-of-the-sister-of-the-guy-next-door stretchout story.

'Big Fish' storyline are poetic but are no base for taking medical decision. Vaccination safe lives, that's the ONLY use they have and so far, have done a hell of a job.

Stupid new-age-hippies-trying-to-convinve-people-that-primordial-spirit-of-the-buffalo-will-cure-me-of-whatever-with-rubbing-my-face-with-dried-buffalo-feces and no good basic for a better control of disease just like anecdotes.

Ah! Well it just piss me off!!!

217. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #215869 by Ishruul on July 22, 2008 at 12:55 pm

Dear Joe,

The people in charge of scientific communities does in fact crap on the steaming bowl of nauseating nonsense you try to feed us for a simple reason. Cause it's not true. It's not evidence. It's not fact.

But sure, I give it to you, there is a conspiracy about the interior designer concerning the crime he was convicted. Yes you see, some people are trying to do some elaborate conspiracy to make him look like a martyr and the the fucking, rapist, fraud he is.

And for your information, since ou completely ignore anyone's opinions and evidences, don't be surprise if you don't get a grain of salt of respect here, has a matter of fact, don't dare ask any.

I don't like you very much and I don't think many people do refering to how you seem to treat others.

I would say go fornicate a cow's dung, but that would be inhumane for the dung.

218. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213332 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 11:46 am

...errrrr....soooo pointless.
I guess shouting at a wall make more sense.

219. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213316 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 11:35 am

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

THOUSANDS WERE GIVEN AND ALL ARE IGNORE BECAUSE THEY DEFY YOUR STUPID ASS RELIGION!!

220. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213308 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 11:31 am

Yup, quite bad to have the Cosa Nostra in the butt.

...But since when the Sicilian are Islamist...what???

221. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213301 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am

Of course we'll stay in the DARK, cause you won't ILLUMINATE us from your divine light.

222. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #213283 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 11:14 am

Joe,

Beside your incredible talents for copy/paste, you have NOT given one single evidence of a god. You only quote a book container loads of shit.

Please if you want to quote a book container any meaningful reference and is endorsed by any scientific communities (the word SCIENTIFIC is to be keep in mind here), like a dictionnary perhaps, containing any, ANY, kind of evidence, fact or proof of a God, I'll gladly get down on my knees and convert.

Dy default a fact, proof or evidence is something that can be verify, not just quote and anecdoctal evidence is NOT evidence, just anecdotes.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR GOD, JOE, GIMME A REASON TO LIVE!


(reason to live means worship, right?)

223. Researchers Discover Remnant of an Ancient 'RNA World'

Comment #213078 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 5:58 am

Woohoo!!!

More proof that I'm no monkey but a virus!!!

YAY!!! GO, infectious humanity GO!!!!

224. Ten Commandments' of race and genetics issued

Comment #213065 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 5:45 am

So it has come to this.

Politically Correct Guide for the scientist. Let's flavor facts for the sake of morality. Let us bear this mask of hypocrisy proudly!

Hello mr. fly, do you know the Constitution will soon apply to you too. And by the way you're not a fly, you're a visible-minority-due-to-size-with-different-view-and-belief-and-i-have-to-respect-your-genetical-difference-leading-you-to-eat-shit-and-lay-your-eggs-in-shit-and-leaving-your-babies-to-fend-for-themselves-in-shit.

The greatest, biggest enemy of all humanity: INFANTILISM!

225. Bush Bureaucrats at Dept. of Health and Human Services Redefine Contraception as Abortion

Comment #213062 by Ishruul on July 18, 2008 at 5:32 am

Next phase of the retardoligious organization, mandatory cryogenic-masturbatory technic.

Of course you can beat it, but freeze it afterward or else Good get pissed.

Why on earth doesn't common sense and self-criticism class aren'T teach in school.

226. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #212399 by Ishruul on July 17, 2008 at 7:01 am

How to Coran (Koran, Qu'ran, however you want to spell it) came to be.

Some old fart living in a cave got bored. Ehausted from beating his wive(s), wanted to relax. A little hard to get beer at that time, but easy to gather some hallucinogenic plants. After talking to cave wall ressembling an angel, he rode his magical flying horse (at the time morphed in the shape of his wive, cause she was cleaning the floor)after a quick trip around the corner to get some bread and milk he came down to reality, alittle shaken has any drug addict would be before getting another fix.

Anyway, he got bored again from beating his wive and decided to write a recollection of his drug trip, has was the custom of that time.

Wich get us to my point, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson also write recollection of his drug trip, so there should be a religion base on his ''Divine Enlightment''.

And here's so scientifical backing of my ranting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogen

227. 'Condoms won't change HIV rates'

Comment #212382 by Ishruul on July 17, 2008 at 6:08 am

Sorry Alexmzk to rectify you,

But you seem quite deluded on one important fact, and your opinion is pure nonsense!

The Church thinking CAN'T GO WRONG. Cause there is no church thinking.



p.s. Just kidding with you ;)

228. Anti-Darwinists turned away by Israeli academia

Comment #212381 by Ishruul on July 17, 2008 at 6:05 am

Ultimate teaching tool of evolution coming soon to all. I'm really anticipating this one.

http://www.spore.com/ftl

Seem childish, cartoony or whatever, but hey! Even mister Dawkins would have used this in Growing up in the Universe.

229. 'Condoms won't change HIV rates'

Comment #212376 by Ishruul on July 17, 2008 at 5:53 am

Funny thing there, a majority of africans beleive fucking a virgin (underage mostly recommended) will cure you of aids!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV_and_AIDS_misconceptions

And...wait a minute...catholic priest in Africa (and the rest of the world)also have been knowned to fuck young ones! Hmmm...Guess the church there didn't indoctrinated the right message, you know: love has I loved you! ---well, something similar---

Religion is like the punchline of a fisting contest. Hard to get in, pointless and hearder to get out of you!

230. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #210308 by Ishruul on July 14, 2008 at 8:33 am

Clearmind, so evolution got less and less chance against YOUR LOGIC. Wich is what? You didn't even gave any explanation! You just use Stalin has the epitome of ahteism.

The human nature is a predatory one, atheist or theist it doesn't matter. Human are a predatory pack oriented mammal. Like wolf if you like.

The trouble with war and religion is that religion is an excuse to do war. Rightful cleansing or purifying the infidel or whatever dogma your imaginary-spiritual-buddy teach you is just another excuse to justify basic instinct of competition.

Cause if it was for a benevolent-caring-and-loving-god, tolerance of each other would surely be taught to their followers, not genocide.

Still, it does look good on the 11 o'clock news.

Peace to all warmongers!

231. Ants, terrorism, and the awesome power of memes

Comment #210287 by Ishruul on July 14, 2008 at 8:03 am

Clearmind you've defeated evolution with logic????

Wow, you should have a tea party with VenomFangX, you clearly have the same view on what is logic!

BTW, lying to oneself until he is convince of it doens't apply to logic just indoctrination.

And what's that? Killings and massacres cannot attach to any religion! Perhaps on some distant fantasy world of yours!

Of course all the holy wars, jyhad, crusade, holocaust and genocide or all atheist-based-slaughter. Thank you for opening my eyes on such warped view of the world.

For (insert your god's name here) sake!!! Read an HISTORY book for your own benefit (bible, coran, book of mormon, Walt Disney encyclopedia and such are not history book for your information).

232. Church Cancels Teen Gun Giveaway

Comment #210239 by Ishruul on July 14, 2008 at 6:22 am

Spreading the word of Christ a bullet at a time!!!

233. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #210237 by Ishruul on July 14, 2008 at 6:20 am

Wow, I'm back from the week-end and find out this thing still going on! But to my dissatisfaction, no Clearmind delusion?!?!?

Ah well, let's see. what bright light can I pull out of my magic-mormons underwear this morning! Ah yes communism and capitalism...hmmmm...clearly capitalism took the world. Great game capitalism, but what is that, to get going you need OPEN MARKET, gee, too bad it's a close one, I mean Earth can't be an open market it is finite.

Well keep going on, great beast, soon you'll implode like some great colossal planet or whatever.

Sorry I'm still sleepy and it show!
Peace to all money lover!

234. Thousands Flock to Revival in Search of Miracles

Comment #208888 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 10:51 am

There's this guy who use to live in the neighbor, he actually has a magic miracle healing thumb.

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2000/122100/news3.html

Unfortunately, he was wrongly accuse of some impossible crime, for the lord spoke to him or whatever he claimed.

Too bad the church didn't bavck this one up! All hail Xemu!!!

235. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #208863 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 10:22 am

Wow, mister Al-Rawandi you got my vote Senator of 'in your face' 2008 election.

Rarely I have seen someone get burned radically with their pseudo-informations-pulled-out-of nowhere-the-sun-have-shine has you did sir Joe Morreale. Well executed, well documented and overall, funny has hell!

Sadly, I cannot help but apprehend the total denial that will ensue the reading m. Joe must be having right now.

Oh, well! Has someone famous once write: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

236. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #208781 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 8:44 am

Does Islamic people play video game? Cause most of them got music score, so it should be an abominition to whoever god they pray.

I know christianity hate roleplaying (D&D) for the polytheist nuature of it. I guess Mario is the antichrist and the Pokemon are is minions, the christians should revise hell, seem like no more red horned guys live there nowadays.

But frankly, does Islamist torture, stone or kill people playing video games? Cause logically it's foreign witchcraft from infidels!

237. Religious bigotry upheld in court

Comment #208771 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 8:30 am

What I can't grasp here is that no sane leader of a corporate enterprise (here the church)would spit on willing, paying customers!!!

What the hell!!!! I thought christian ministry was in the money business??? Guess I was wrong, I should convert then, seem logical! Oh, right, that God thing, almost have me there.

238. Thousands Flock to Revival in Search of Miracles

Comment #208762 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 8:15 am

Has Kryten the wise once confessed:

-''The idea of heaven was created so you don't all go nuts!''

Red Dwarf- season 3ish of so, surely misquoted but still the basic idea.

239. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #208758 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 8:09 am

In the beginning God bought himself from himself a video game called SimUniverse (wich was made by God Software Inc.) Then he played for 6 day, got epilepsy on the 7th then got tired and bought a new one called World of Godcraft, wich was basically the same but with better graphics.

And that explain why he's not here now and why he doesn't give a %$#? about anything here on Earth, just like I don't care if Mario got kill thousand of time cause of the weird ass shaped magic mushroom!

Peace to all gamers for they (most of 'em)know the difference between 'fantasy' and 'real' world!

240. Thousands Flock to Revival in Search of Miracles

Comment #208745 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 7:54 am

I guess prayer is like the lottery, 148665168761245 playing: 1 winner and all the media frenzy over the miracle of god listening and anwsering to that particular prayer.

I'm not sure god is so omnipotent, cause he doesn't seem to be able to get all prayers in time...hmmmm....must still be using a 14k/min modem or something.

--MEMO to GOD-- get a better wireless connection.

241. Bisexual Species: Unorthodox Sex in the Animal Kingdom

Comment #208742 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 7:49 am

Yuck!!! Gay animal sex!!!!

We're so glad there's no homos in Islmamic controlled land, cause it's satanic and such and above all UNNATURAL!!!

Take that 1950'

242. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #208737 by Ishruul on July 11, 2008 at 7:41 am

Errr.... What kind of document legislation of archives filing did they have in their time (like -0 A.D.) cause we have a lot of problems getting some of earlier written stuff (like let's say the dark ages, round 900 to 1200)and we founded out that what they writted down is misinterpreted and inacurrate a lot (like:Earth is flat and whatever).

So all those pretty number flung at us about some bitch living 1000 years ago seem a little improbable.

Living in absolute, without doubts or self-critizism is akin to insanity, right?

(sorry about the grammar i'm french and I love Clearmind even if he'S mostly endoctrinated and close minded, ho well!)

243. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #207241 by Ishruul on July 9, 2008 at 11:19 am

The Coran...Is that the book about some cave dwelling pedophile/violent man who had a 11 years acid trip about a ranting angel and a flying horse?

BTW why would a winged angel need a magical flying horse? And shouldn't a magical flying camel make a lot more sense? It'S in the freaking desert, right?

244. A trip to the Creation Museum

Comment #207236 by Ishruul on July 9, 2008 at 11:12 am

Come one, come all!!!! Don't be shy!!!! Come see and hear the incredible, breathtaking, insane babbling of our brainwashed, short-sighted staff!!!

You'll be amaze by our complete control of distorting reality to fit our unbelievable pointless mass-multi-media-freak-show finance by whoever is stupid enough to beleive this crap!!!

And for a ludicrous entry fee of 22 hard earned bucks, you'll be transported in a world where ignorance is bliss and where the universe was fart out some old bearded guy's ass some 6,000 years ago (exact number is 6,008 because everyone knows the illusionnary friend of christians, errr...i meant god, purposely created the world in conjunction with the year 2,000 for illumination and somekind of rapture...whatever...)

245. Atheist soldier sues Army for 'unconstitutional' discrimination

Comment #207227 by Ishruul on July 9, 2008 at 10:59 am

Errr.....hmmmm....

I can't help but ask myself, is the Crusade really over?