Comments by Diacanu

2801. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119524 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Blacknad-

I thought it was a pretty clear question.

Is the sort of thing you're spouting now, the sort of "killer arguments", we can expect from Vox's book?

If not, having been exposed to his stuff for what was it, two years? You'd think you'd have some of his real clinchers at hand in immediate memory.

Doesn't speak well of your mental prowess that you can't summon up even the gist of one argument.

And yet, I'm supposed to be offended that you hold MY debate abilities in low esteem.

I don't think so, you've offered absolutely nothing to the table to back up your swagger.

Put up, or shut up.

And spare me the whining.
It plays as fake as it is, you have no talent whatsoever in the area of acting.

2802. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119500 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 4:31 pm

Blacknad-

So, you're unable to answer my question?

2803. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119481 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 4:23 pm

Becomethearrow-

Steve couldn't even grasp looking back in time.

Done much of that, have you?

Mind if I have a peek through your time-noculars?

2804. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119478 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 4:21 pm

Blacknad- So is this tripe the sort of thing we can expect from Vox's magnificent atheist tromping book?

2805. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119469 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Egads, I'd be less embarrassed discussing the merits of The Manger Babies with Lou-Anne from King Of The Hill.

2806. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119394 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 2:55 pm

LorienRyan-

Ka-Ka Shovel's voices in his head story filled me with the healing light of JAAAY-AY-AY-AYZUSSS!!!!

*BROOOOOMPPT!!*

Oh, no, that was just my top ramen backing up on me.....

2807. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119390 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 2:53 pm

*Party horns, confetti, firecrackers*

2808. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119365 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm

annabanana-

By the way, becomethearrow, Diacanu doesn't drive a car...he simply apparates everywhere he goes.

Indeed I do.

2809. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119357 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 2:20 pm

Peacebeaponme-

God just spoke to me in a diluted welsh accent (mine) and said that Kardashovel is a dumb cunt. I thought it was a bit harsh, but what can I do? I mean, it was God.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

2810. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119328 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Becomethearrow-

He drove the money changers out of the temple.

I see a lot of christians use that one temper tantrum to justify virtually any act of petty violence they can contrive.

interesting that.

2811. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119318 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Becomethearrow-

Hmm, threatening to tresspass on my land, and vandalize my property, why, it's exactly the sort of thing Jesus would approve of, isn't it?

2812. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119316 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:21 pm

Goldy-

Oh, no, it can't be a hallucination, it's so much more rational to conclude there's a big giant sky daddy who's made the universe to revolve around Ka-Ka Shovel.
Occam's razor, y'now.

2813. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119307 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

So sorry to have made your stay an unwelcome one.

I mean, you've been so pleasant yourself, what with the condescension, and glassy eyed illogical lunacy.

I feel such the hatemonger picking on such a nice fella like yourself.

Golly, what's the matter with me?

It's like I don't put up with people's bullshit or something.

2814. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119297 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

I would like to tell that story, but it would take some time. Perhaps another day.

Of course you know, I'm SO totally going to bust you on that if you're still here 20 minutes from now.

2815. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119293 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 1:03 pm

al-rawandi-

Diacanu,

Can you believe these people. They come onto this forum, start typing theological nonsense. We ask them for evidence, they get pissed and then tell us that we have to find some other way to persecute christians. It's like I came to their house and told them to become and atheist. Oh wait that is what they do.

We didn't seek you out, you came here.

Yep.

Here's a little pointer, christians.

When you carry your persecution complex 30 feet ahead of you in every direction, it's not persecution anymore, it's passive narcissism, and passive agression.

Seek help.
You have personality disorders at that point.

2816. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119287 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

However, Atheists still operate on faith. It's essential to life. You have faith in yourself, your senses, your memories, your abilities. Or else you wouldn't, couldn't do a single thing or think a single thought.

It's a long grand canyon leap from that kind of faith, to being in subservience to an invisible inaudible boogey man in the sky.

2817. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119284 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Becomethearrow-

Then whatever would you do?

Take a relaxing dump with a printout of your posts for paper.

2818. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119272 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:48 pm

Becomethearrow-

Kardashovel, I hate to tell you this, but these people will be just as empty when you leave as they were when you came in.

Yep, we're all soul dead monsters, so I guess you'd better bugger off.

2819. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119270 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:46 pm

al-rawandi-

Indeed.

2820. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119267 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:44 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

Given an even chance,....

No, it's NOT an even chance.

No gods, and xtianity aren't even chances.

It's no gods, or deism/pantheism, and THEN on top of that, you have a mountain of work cut out for you to pile the christian myths on top.

Deism PLUS myths isn't an even balance on the scale.

2821. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119261 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

I do think that most people do not think critically about their faith, atheists included.

Atheism isn't a faith.

Unless you count faith in the human race to not need fairy tale lies to pull itself together.

2822. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119249 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:27 pm

Ka-Ka Sovel-

before I was born I had no body... Life after death would require a physical resurrection.

Oh, well, that makes perfect sense.

*Eyeroll, facepalm*

2823. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119244 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:25 pm

Ka-ka shovel-

I am my own boss.

Sharing bunk beds with Becomethearrow, eh?

2824. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119236 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:23 pm

al-rawandi-

Why does every theist think their consciousness is supernatural and will last forever.

Solipsism. Straight up, no water, no twist of lemon.

2825. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119234 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:21 pm

annabanana-

I have no proof of this, but I think it would be an educated guess to say that there are as many variations on Christianity as there are Christians in the world.

Takes a lot of BSing for 21st century humans to still fall for the bronze age dog and pony show.

Consequently, no two piles of BS will look the same.

2826. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119226 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:14 pm

Ka-Ka Shovel-

Big long diatribe for a guy who had to be going a couple pages ago...

2827. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119221 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:11 pm

al-rawandi-

ROFL!

2828. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119217 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Becomethearrow-

I thought last night, you were Cartomancer's gay stalker.

Guess you're an omnisexual creep, eh?

2829. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119206 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:50 am

Becomethearrow-

Thanks for the entertainment, folks.

The Physicist

I'm supposed to believe physicists relieve boredom by acting retarded on message boards?

It's not implausible, but...eh, I'd think they'd sooner call an escort service or something.

...or am I thinking of dentists?

2830. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119195 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:40 am

Ka-Ka Shovel-

Actually you cowered in the background...

No, unlike you, I actually had work to do, creep.

Scurry back to the hole you crawled out of, you're lousy, and you crossed the threshold of desreving any respect a long while ago.

2831. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119179 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:26 am

Annabanana-

Don't worry your pretty little head about Ka-Ka Shovel, us big strong men will handle him.

*slap*

Yeowch!! Kidding! Kidding! :P

2832. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119178 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:22 am

Ka-ka shovel-

Re: post 830

Pretty much what al-rawandi said here.

You and your little friends came here acting like ass clowns, so I treated you like one.

2833. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119166 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:14 am

Begonforever-

Your mommy is calling.
Go eat your spaggetti-os.

2834. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119159 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 11:08 am

Stop lying about fake work you have to go do, and leave!!!!

2835. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #119148 by Diacanu on January 31, 2008 at 10:55 am

So, has the troll deluge settled down?

Is this last bit just the stuff dripping off the trees?

2836. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #118731 by Diacanu on January 30, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Steve Zara-

I did not claim it was actually possible.

That's right, it isn't.

*Flashes Steve in the eyes with a neuralizer, and makes him forget post 643*

2837. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #118722 by Diacanu on January 30, 2008 at 9:54 pm

Steve Zara-

Because time machines (if they are possible) that match our understanding of physics involve distorting spacetime so as to make a loop. (Examples are wormholes where one end has been moved at relativistic speeds, or carefully positioned cosmic strings)

But you can only move within the loop - you can't travel back before the loop was set up.

Oh, you can overcome that.

Just overlay the transversion interlinks of your syncho-buffers, and set them to Planck time to pi infinity, then re-trequenate the zamkems.

It's a bumpy ride what with your primaries redirected, but it does the job.

....right...right, wrong century...these are twenty FIRST century humans...

....nevermind...forget I said anything..

2838. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #118666 by Diacanu on January 30, 2008 at 8:22 pm

Ah, that comment rank square (struggling not to say box) pops open when you click the word, so it wasn't new, they were just all popped open.

2839. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #118664 by Diacanu on January 30, 2008 at 8:17 pm

Some tech person is messing with the board.

It turned into garbled code, then cleared up, and there was this new drop-down comment rank field, and now it's gone.

2840. 'Irrational Atheist' trounces God-deniers

Comment #118644 by Diacanu on January 30, 2008 at 7:58 pm

Al-rawandi-