Comments by kkelly

251. Charles Darwin investigated whether blondes have more fun

Comment #228023 by kkelly on August 11, 2008 at 10:04 am

Yes they do, and the blonder the funner. Throw in some fake tan oompa loompa skin tones and you've got yourself the funnest penis accessory ever. Thanks, Jersey shore!

252. An atheist plays God's advocate

Comment #227352 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 5:55 pm

55, but isn't all the alcohol in alcoholic beverages ethyl? Methyl is from wood fermentation and it gets converted to formaldehyde, which is why moonshine sometimes caused blindness.

I thought hangovers were from an overactive sympathetic nervous system after being depressed by the alchohol, and dehydration.

253. An atheist plays God's advocate

Comment #227328 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 5:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTOQxzL97o

254. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227320 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 5:11 pm

31, From what I understand, the only-maternal and only-paternal lines represent only 2 of a very large number of ancestral lines, and that the Y chromosome is inherited without any recombination. Wouldn't the Y chromosome be either all neanderthal or all human, and not really tell us much about the extent of interbreeding? It's going to be neanderthal anyway, no cro magnon man would ever breed with something so hideous as a neanderwench.

255. An atheist plays God's advocate

Comment #227312 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 4:48 pm

41, I read somewhere that if you bang your head against a wall before you go to bed it desensitizes the nociceptors in your skull so that you don't wake up with a headache. Also, sleep on your back.

256. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227309 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm

26, so hair piece = her pees and ne-eve = nye eve.

Did you have a stroke?

257. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227308 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm

25, About the bacteria susceptibility, I'm not knowledgeable there. But I don't think that you can extrapolate that from the gene sequence except in the few SPECIFIC cases of gene/pathogen susceptibility we already know about.

Isn't the leading theory that homo sapiens simply out-competed them?

258. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227293 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm

21, uh, just stick with your Dora the Explorer fanfic, please.

259. An atheist plays God's advocate

Comment #227291 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 3:57 pm

33, What be botherin' you, child? Let Mama kkelly hear your troubles.

260. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227288 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 3:51 pm

19, what am I, Mr. Herpes from Herpesville, USofHerpes?

261. Neanderthal DNA Shows They Rarely Interbred With Us Very Different Humans

Comment #227275 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 3:21 pm

So, you can't infer that there was little to no inter-breeding given that not one of the thousands of ancestors in the maternal line was shared with humans for over 600,000 years in this individual? You don't think the conclusion applies to all the neanderthals at least in this geographic area?

262. An atheist plays God's advocate

Comment #227271 by kkelly on August 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm

Of course he was slightly ill at ease around the children, those kids were idiots. Well the two girls were.

263. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226860 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 7:13 pm

14, No, I didn't think it was offensive AT ALL, which is part of the problem.

264. Bill Maher hates your (fill in the blank) religion

Comment #226856 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 7:09 pm

34, But they likely didn't know that the film was going to be a mainstream blockbuster whose purpose was to make them look stupid. For 'Borat', the producers told the subjects that the film was only going to be shown in Kazakstan (however the fuck you spell it), so obviously the subjects would never have agreed to be interviewed if they knew better, or would have watched what they said. As a result, many of them were humiliated in their own communities.

I don't care if the college students who (probably jokingly) lamented the emancipation proclamation actually are racist, their right to privacy was invaded through deception.

265. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226845 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm

10, Carto has made me laugh sometimes. He's really witty and his writing flows beautifully so the punchlines hit you just right.

266. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226838 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 6:44 pm

8, I never laugh at what you people laugh at, and when I make a joke about let's say, you having a penis forced upon your oral cavity, I get flagged as a troll.

267. Bill Maher hates your (fill in the blank) religion

Comment #226836 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm

26, It doesn't matter that it's a comedy, what matters is that the individuals will feel anguish, albeit mild, at having been deceived and publicly mocked.

268. Father, son and holy toast

Comment #226827 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 6:34 pm

6, I can never fit in here with your peoples' humor.

269. Bill Maher hates your (fill in the blank) religion

Comment #226816 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 6:15 pm

20, Well I can look the other way.

270. Bill Maher hates your (fill in the blank) religion

Comment #226808 by kkelly on August 8, 2008 at 5:56 pm

It was unethical. The "victims" are probably going to feel embarrassment and regret. His intention was to deceive and ridicule them for his own vainglory, and a few lesser reasons. Anyway, I fully approve.

271. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226122 by kkelly on August 7, 2008 at 6:10 pm

350, true, but I respect you more because of it.

272. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #226115 by kkelly on August 7, 2008 at 5:59 pm

I yahooed 'thewhitepearl' and got an image of a woman in a tub lying on her back with her ass in the air spraying a perfect arc of orange-colored diarrhea on her face.

twp, is there something we should know?

273. Richard Dawkins, the naive professor

Comment #226046 by kkelly on August 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm

101, Don't be so hard on yourself. Just because somebody has absolutely no respect for you it doesn't mean they hate you.

The smiley face is implied.

274. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225501 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm

147, I love how I made you feel compelled to explain that you've never blown a 15 year old. My work here is done.

275. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225498 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:27 pm

144, I was afraid you were going to say pubescent semen.

276. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225492 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:21 pm

totally unrelated, what's the best way to get the taste of puke out of one's mouth?

277. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225488 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:15 pm

136, I meant fundie bigots, not nubile, sexy teenagers you sicko.

278. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225486 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:11 pm

134, I thought they were known for their big fat heads.

279. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225483 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 4:07 pm

131, Wouldn't it be fun if we could just sexually assault them in the 3rd or 4th degree for shits and giggles, without fear of prosecution? There has to be like a special exlusion clause for comedic purposes in those laws.

280. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225474 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Next time somebody tells you that gayness is a choice, tell them they just revealed their latent bisexual orientation to you.

281. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225465 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 3:44 pm

271, hey, what's the type of fighting with the highest incidence of brain damage? do that.

272, Glad I'm not the only one who likes hearing about their siblings' sex lives. For a while there I thought I was weird.

282. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225443 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm

I'm working on the Miley Cyrus two-step. I almost have it down but it does take dedication.

283. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225265 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:33 am

217, passing on the herpes is immoral.

284. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225262 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:28 am

"whose herpes is it, anyway?"

285. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225254 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:19 am

211, ...and one sore asshole.

286. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225245 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:11 am

208, "I Wouldn't Fuck You If..."

"A girl, a guy, and kind of a guy"

"Ellen 2"

I don't know.

287. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225238 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:08 am

206, this is what we call "the dance".

288. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225234 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 11:03 am

204, yes we permiscuous fags will fuck anything with anything that resembles a penis. It doesn't have to be alive, human, or even in the crotch area.

289. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225223 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 10:53 am

201, I'm sorry, I can't work with such lame attempts as that so I'll just be plain. I'd rather fuck my rotting grampa than be near your corpulent frame.

290. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225215 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 10:48 am

although I have to say that UCSD is absolutely beautiful. You should apply there for grad school just for that.

291. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225212 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 10:45 am

197, yeah, because I obviously have a trainwreck fetish.

292. [UPDATED] Venomous Snakes, Slippery Eels and Harun Yahya

Comment #225210 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 10:44 am

who wants to bet that Joe is a Fanusi alt.

293. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #225206 by kkelly on August 6, 2008 at 10:42 am

195, please don't move to san diego. You wouldn't fit in anyway.