251. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225420 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm

What is the Religious stance on bisexuality.
Well that would depend on it's longevity in the zeitgeist.
If it were very short term they would be against it.If it still has legs in a thousand years from now, no one liked a bit of man on man more than jesus and st peter.

252. Praying for health

Comment #225412 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Whatever they are usefull as they are not a reality, end of story.

253. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225390 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Any chance of having the word fucktard banned as an overworked cliche from this site?
M Whitehouse.

254. Call to teach biblical creation as science

Comment #225376 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm

"I consider myself a full and equal part of society"
Oh Steve, I thought we were making so much progress.

255. Interview with Paula Kirby on 'The Right Hook'

Comment #225342 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm

OK the offy it is then , I don't want to, but anything to avoid a life of milton keynes.
I may be gone for 14 minutes.

256. Interview with Paula Kirby on 'The Right Hook'

Comment #225336 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm

you've got some vino left.
The offy is calling me.

257. Interview with Paula Kirby on 'The Right Hook'

Comment #225316 by the great teapot on August 6, 2008 at 12:49 pm

Re Meaning of life,
Why do xians believe life is meaningless without god.
Because they have so little opinion of the likes of you and me. Life on earth is fine but it is not exactly the lottery win is it?
I mean you're ok, but there must be something better than you.
That is what they are really saying.

258. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224376 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 2:32 pm

I was taught evolution by the beebs Life on earth and cosmos.School is not our only education.

259. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224367 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Why do the swats get all the smiley colons, it's just not fair.

260. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224364 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 2:06 pm

Sargeist,
You well rounded individual, you.
Unless you have 8 A levels, then you are just a bloody swat. Get out more freak.
bollocks where is that happy smiley colon.

261. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224355 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm

I didn't get my A level in maths at the same time as my unclassified in English O level for no reason.

262. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224345 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:43 pm

Do you mean making fun of something does not make it wrong?

263. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224342 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm

It were correct.I were wrong.I agreed.
you was wright.

264. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224335 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:26 pm

scoobie,
did god create the west highland terrier?

265. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224327 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:20 pm

put it on you tube, prick teaser:)

266. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224321 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:16 pm

"If only that were true"
should read ,if only that was true.
Also most of these children still believe in ghosts and the bogey man.

267. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224316 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 1:09 pm

oops
I'd forgotten about 4 plus 1, here we go again.

268. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224308 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 12:59 pm

The kids who still believe in god are young, they will grow out of it soon.

269. On TV: The Genius of Charles Darwin: Presented by Richard Dawkins

Comment #224303 by the great teapot on August 4, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Just watched the first 50 minutes.
Superb, Richard.
Far better than the last two series.

270. Charlie Brooker's screen burn

Comment #223740 by the great teapot on August 3, 2008 at 10:13 am

Steve.
I like him because he is a bad tempered ranter.
who lives in the real world.

271. Charlie Brooker's screen burn

Comment #223728 by the great teapot on August 3, 2008 at 9:58 am

Many thanks to the chap/ess who first posted the link.
I have just spent the last few hours typing in screenwipe on youtube and enjoyed the comic consequences that followed. I recommend others do the same

272. Review interview: Richard Dawkins

Comment #223690 by the great teapot on August 3, 2008 at 7:18 am

Philster61
This is the SAGA version, most tattoed footballers don't qualify.
Not even Boro players.

273. Why Islam Is Unfunny for a Cartoonist

Comment #223460 by the great teapot on August 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Jeez,
Nowt but Bridget Jones on the Box, I come here and its sliding doors revisted.
I am living in a chick flick.
(re No one expects....)

274. Vicar supports Life of Brian ban

Comment #222621 by the great teapot on July 31, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Welsh Tart.

275. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #208150 by the great teapot on July 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm

Steve,
I am pleased to inform that cormack is an atheist but it only occurs at 4 am in the mornining. His words, not mine. Fortunately no one is around to witness them at that time. By 5 am he can regain his composure and take up his profession once again.
This is probably a good thing, most priests would give atheism a bad name.

276. PLEASE WRITE IN SUPPORT OF PZ MYERS

Comment #208132 by the great teapot on July 10, 2008 at 3:59 pm

Now, remember children, your real name and always be polite.

Spinoza, you made me laugh, now there's a first.

277. Conversation between Richard Dawkins and John Lennox

Comment #207328 by the great teapot on July 9, 2008 at 2:06 pm

I have never understood why atheists think that Religious believers might have a problem believing in miracles, not the average believer anyway.
Let's face it, if you believe in a god that can intervene and answer prayers etc,which nearly all theists do, you already believe in a god acting outside the normal rules.
If you believe in a supernatural creator surely virgin birth is a small ask.

What I found more interesting was that he completely dismissed the similar outlandish claims of islam.
He is a cultural christian, he believes because he thinks everyone in his own cosy world does. Just like all the smug plastic CNN presenters.

278. The Boundaries of Belief

Comment #205539 by the great teapot on July 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Clearly a multiple choice gone wrong here.
Are you
A, theist
or B, A theist.
The only explanation I can think of.

279. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #204702 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm

how on earth can this reach so many comments.
Are we so blinkered as not to consider ....

280. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #204699 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 2:40 pm

281. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204695 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm

steve.
You know he never answers that. Do not put him to the test.

282. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204689 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm

oh, Steve you had to spoil it.

283. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204685 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm

clearthinker,
I can not fault that.

284. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204681 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Anytime you would like to apologise will be ok with me.
Forget the above( you just have) .
Bugaboo, I am always saying shit I regret when I am tired, trouble is this site is so addictive I am always here both tired and drunk.
No problem

285. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204678 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Bugaboo,
I am still waiting.

286. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204676 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 1:37 pm

bugaboo
And what were the following sentences after those you have quoted?

287. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204670 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 1:24 pm

I find middlesbrough fc fascinating but I am only 80 percent sure its history should be compulsory in all uk shools.

288. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204669 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm

It is fascinating but only as an hobby.
Children have far more important things to learn.

289. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204658 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 12:59 pm

Bollocks to comparative religion, Religion has no more place in school than astrology.
I am fed up with this pandering to horseshite.
End it now. It may be of remote interest but it is not essential to education. Ditch the crap.
Nobody taught me astrology at school and that is culturally important.
Religion is a waste of tax payers money.

290. When too much Rapture is barely enough

Comment #204646 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 12:35 pm

I was brought up in a "non religuous" household and also went to bed with the poem "If I die before I wake " but that is actually a nice thought, not quite the " I am alright jack but you're in deep do-do" that the rapture suggests.
I also used to go to bed with "sleep tight hope the bed bugs don't bite" ringing in my ear.
But who's sueing?

291. When too much Rapture is barely enough

Comment #204634 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 12:04 pm

Funny thing is, I have lived now for 43 years and until a year a go I thought rapture was a dinosaur in jurrasic park. Now it would seem it is the american dream. How times change.

292. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204630 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 11:49 am

National service seems the only reasonable answer to me.
We of course would have to invade a few more countries to send them to to be killed in.
But it will keep them off Britains got talent and thats got to be worth it.

That would finally end the ....
"you guys are a tremendous example to the youf of today, pretending to be hoodies in Milton keynes is a far greater example to set than actually fucking learning something usefull"
comments once and for all.

293. Prayer refusal pupils 'disciplined'

Comment #204624 by the great teapot on July 5, 2008 at 11:40 am

i was forced to pray to allah once a week in my school in the north east of England twenty five years ago. Pleased to see nothing has changed.
(btw god=allah=god)
It was tacitly assumed back then , as now, a childs disobedience is without question punishable.

294. Who Was More Important: Lincoln or Darwin?

Comment #203756 by the great teapot on July 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Only one to find out....

Fight.

295. New Zealand man sells his soul to 'Hell'

Comment #203731 by the great teapot on July 3, 2008 at 12:59 pm

"CHIRISTIANS COMPLAIN SALE OF SOUL IN BAD TASTE"

This sort of thing makes my blood boil. All those europeans, sorry, christians- they all look the same to me, if they don't like it why don't they all **** off back home?

296. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203325 by the great teapot on July 2, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Well stf up then 8teist.

297. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203323 by the great teapot on July 2, 2008 at 4:10 pm

There are plenty left, they just don't go shouting it from the roof tops.
As you well know decius.
That is why the distinction is important.

298. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203311 by the great teapot on July 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm

I can, it's just you lot.

299. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203296 by the great teapot on July 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm

Are Muslims the only people who can express an opinion?
No, that is why the police are at fault.
They should have just said "So what, we are very busy, we have to interview Mr Floyd about some very grave allegations we have just recieved."

8teist Keith Floyd is an English TV "chef"- Sorry with your bob the builder hat I forgot you mght be an ANZAC or Candian etc..

300. Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman's hat

Comment #203291 by the great teapot on July 2, 2008 at 3:16 pm

8teist,
They may be second or third generation British.
And they are free to express their opinions.
I am at this moment in time writing a stiff letter to the Times about Keith Floyds habit of tasting his food with his finger -TWICE- without washing it, I hope I can count on your support, I have nowhere to go back to.