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Comments by irate_atheist


401. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171802 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 8:56 pm

5624. Comment #171797 by el Heffe -

Evolution depends on an old Earth, we have no first hand knowledge of an old Earth.
Indeed. Perhaps others here can point you towards reliable dating mechanisms for the earth. All point to approx 4.5 billion years.
Steve gave me a glimmer of hope that I could come here seeking answers, but his origin theory lacks "the missing link" of micro evolution transcending into the fabled macro evolution.
This is trivial. Macroevolution is an accumulation of many microevolutionary steps. Akin to how can a man walk 100 miles? Easy - one step at a time
We can make a dog that looks like a cat, we can make a cat that looks like a dog. We cannot, even in a test tube, make a cat-dog
What? Now you're heading in the wrong direction. Have a look at the common ancestor(s) of these two species, look at the mutations that occured in one direction or another to finally create a cat or dog after millions of years.

402. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171793 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 8:44 pm

5619. Comment #171790 by MaxD -

The problem is, that it is it.

How one undeludes a vast number of people, I really don't know.

403. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #171781 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 8:20 pm

5614. Comment #171778 by MaxD -

It is because they are wilfully deluded.

404. Girl, 17, killed in Iraq for loving a British soldier

Comment #171768 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 7:54 pm

*Ahem*

I have a quote that seems to cover this fracas:

Take a breath, Al... Inhale.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 13/10/92

Now there's a man who saw this argument coming...

405. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170946 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 7:00 am

5134. Comment #170943 by epeeist -

But to be fair, it won't take as long to cook your spaghetti.

406. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170932 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 6:37 am

5118. Comment #170919 by Dr Benway -

Others here may see it differently, but the question being asked was 'what's your question?'.

The ts & yo method thereby appears valid. Our new found friend is now asking questions. The ts & yo method worked, in this case.

407. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170923 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 6:30 am

5114. Comment #170914 by el Heffe -

Good question, good question. Keep 'em coming, me old son.

408. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170905 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 6:12 am

5093. Comment #170891 by el Heffe -

I would propound that god is the most complex answer you can give to any question.

You first have to prove that god exists.

Actually, yes, you have to show that:

a)The universe was created.

b) It was created by an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent dictatorial creature ( you choose call this creature god).

c) This creature popped into existence from nothing - but knowing everything - and is able to do everything.

d) This creature still has an active interest in this universe.

e) This creature is the same one that a particular group of primitive animal sacrificers 3,000 years ago beieved in, and not the god a different tribe believed in, say, 4,500 years ago (or even 1,500 years ago)

Play that ball, guv'nor.

409. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170895 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 6:04 am

5092. Comment #170890 by Steve Zara -

He only said he'd ask him to leave. Didn't say he had to do it......

I suppose this could end up like:

"Did you threaten to ask him to leave?"

- I, er

"Did you threaten to ask him to leave?"

- But, er

"Did you threaten to ask him to leave?"

- Well, er

410. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170879 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 5:49 am

5081. Comment #170873 by el Heffe -

Strrrrriiike twooooo!!!!!!

(As they're batting for the same team)

One ball left.

411. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170871 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 5:41 am

5078. Comment #170867 by Tyler Durden -

Strike one!!!!!!!

412. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170869 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 5:40 am

5074. Comment #170860 by Philip1978 -

I say, old chap. You missed out the bit where he gets himself nailed to a plank of wood in order to appease himself for something that no one ever did.

If he existed, god would be the ultimate 'tard.

413. Does science make belief in God obsolete?

Comment #170827 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 4:21 am

210. Comment #170823 by Quetzalcoatl -

Do you mean he wasn't ambitious enough?

Tsk tsk. No wonder theists disown him, he just doesn't come up to their god's level of competence vis a vis mass slaughter. He was merely an impudent upstart.

414. Does science make belief in God obsolete?

Comment #170818 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 4:09 am

205. Comment #170815 by Quetzalcoatl -

Do you mean, a kind of Final Solution?

It's strange how these theists never come up with such a thing, isn't it?

Oh, one of them did, did he? Hmm...

415. Does science make belief in God obsolete?

Comment #170813 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 3:48 am

202. Comment #170811 by Quetzalcoatl -

Surely god is trying to bring about about a world without turmoil, strife or internicine warfare etc. A world with no nations (or only one), where the people are one, and all worship the great leader. One country, one people, one leader. Or, in German, 'Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Fuhrer.' A nice bloke, deep down. Just misunderstood by those that don't know him.

416. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170810 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 3:43 am

5062. Comment #170804 by sanebuzz -

I am 'tending' towards irate
I'm tending towards lunchtime, Regrettably, my lunchbox is now empty. I may therefore be tending towards a bigger lunchbox in future.

417. Does science make belief in God obsolete?

Comment #170803 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 3:21 am

196. Comment #170782 by Steve Zara -

Ceiling sez ceiling cat is teh best coz ceiling cat is teh best. Srsly. Anif ceiling cat sez so tehn it iz so, innit? Anif I blve in ceiling cat tehn icanhazcheesburgers fur eva an eva. Sysly. And I lol at dem taht not blve in ceiling cat cos tehy is dum, cos ceiling cat sez dey is dum. Innit?

kthnx

418. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #170796 by irate_atheist on April 28, 2008 at 3:09 am

4938. Comment #170179 by epeeist -

4938. Comment #170179 by epeeist
His own to impart, not ours to divulge.


4982. Comment #170326 by riandouglas -
Perhaps it's because irate has spilled the beans as it were on this site (to some degree at least). So no one seemed particularly interested?
Could also be because of epeeists bodyguards?
Gooooooood morning RDNet!!!!

Poor old epeeist, his only mistake was not having the time to point people to some of my earlier posts. To wit:

http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,2285,Fleabytes,Paula-Kirby,page88#141871

Or

http://richarddawkins.net/articleComments,2299,The-Salamanders-Tale,Richard-Dawkins-RodHullIAmHim,page2#133468


P.S - Apols to those that - possibly rightly - object to mel being 'tarded so soon by me. But quite frankly, having read her first few posts, I could tell (somehow) she was another total nutjob, wholly beyond reason. I feel sorry for the kids, I really do.

P.P.S - I'm just a rebel without a pause.

419. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169908 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 4:30 am

4870. Comment #169902 by epeeist -

Have we learnt anything over the past few days about handling a variety of theists, from thisisme and seeker_of_truth to the likes of Remnant and TheTruthID?
Hammer them remorsely with questions. Put them on the back foot. Bowl straight questions at them. Ignore their spin - or point out to them it takes them in the wrong direction.

Be firm but polite.

(Er...sorry)

Ignore the lunatics and hope they'll go away.

Dr B's 'three strikes' approach isn't a bad idea at all.

420. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169896 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:55 am

Got to go, haven't the time, need to peel some parsnips, family's back soon etc etc etc..

421. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169894 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:53 am

4866. Comment #169893 by Brian English -

You missed out the noun.[/pedantry]


~~~~shuffles off, looking back over his shoulder as Brian throws a thesaurus.

Edit: BTW - why does your avatar contain Stalin's moustache stapled to a pulpit? I'm just curious old chap.

422. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169891 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:46 am

4863. Comment #169890 by Brian English

Splendid! I'm not sure about your 'deconverting' idea. I guess neurosurgery wasn't challenging enough as a hobby for you...

423. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169888 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:42 am

4861. Comment #169887 by Brian English -

Morning Brian, how ya doin'? :)

424. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #169885 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:36 am

Firstly, a good morning to everyone on this bright, sunny, sunday morning.

I've done the washing-up, finished the hoovering and cleaned the cooker. Now for some fun.

4812. Comment #169796 by melissajoy1234 -

Having read the ignorant tripe you have spewed on this thread, and thereby having a reasonable understanding of your level of delusion, wilful ignorance and crass stupidity, I have reached a conclusion about you - one that I will share with you later.

Anyone who justifies the mass murder of young children is vile. Period.

I will be good enough to answer one of your questions directly:

So am I living in a dream world with my marshmallow God?
Worse than that. You try to push your craven imbecility on others. I bet your kids luuuurve Jesus. Do they hate you, like he tells them to?
"If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brothers and sisters, and besides, even his own life, he cannot be My disciple." Luke 14:26
Oh, my conclusion?

You're a class one fucktard. One of the worst.

425. Mount Vernon schools to hire investigator in Bible case

Comment #169880 by irate_atheist on April 27, 2008 at 3:17 am

Comment #169864 by sfast57 -

I would happily adopt this couple as my own children.

After all - they're bound to disobey me at some point, aren't they?

426. Mount Vernon schools to hire investigator in Bible case

Comment #168675 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 9:26 am

3. Comment #168668 by Szymanowski -

Yeah. But the investigator's in a Bible case. There aren't many investigators that can fit one. The school board can't be too choosey.

427. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168672 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 9:24 am

4209. Comment #168665 by Steve Zara -

What gives supernatural dictators the right to decide the right to life? That's what I want to know.
Steve - that's a trivial one. Every religious apologist does.

"We will bite them on the features." as W Churchill (almost) said.

428. Mount Vernon schools to hire investigator in Bible case

Comment #168656 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 9:09 am

Is it a small investigator or a large case? I think we should be told.

429. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168623 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 8:38 am

epeeist, al-rawandi, Philip, Quetz et al

So. Lord Winston does not believe that religion is a threat to rationality and science.

Someone should point the deluded fool at remnant's posting history. Let's see if his opinion changes.

430. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168611 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 8:29 am

4174. Comment #168599 by Remnant -

Time of death: 16:25 BST

Cause: baking a cake

What a cunt.

431. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168590 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 8:17 am

4158. Comment #168566 by Quetzalcoatl -

He's often a good observer of the causes of social breakdown and does talk sense when doing so. In his position he can't be seen as anything but the official CofE...probably.

432. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168571 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 8:01 am

4157. Comment #168564 by Bonzai -

Would you kick your children out of the house for fear that one day they may be more knowledgeable and smarter than you?
Fuck no. My son already is. And he's only 8 months old.

433. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168560 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:51 am

And, totally off topic, http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article3815777.ece

I completely agree with the man (bar one section, guess which).

When they dispense with the bullshit, some of them are good men. But they just won't dispense with the bullshit. If they did, I'd stand next to a lot of 'em on the picket lines of life.

434. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168523 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:23 am

4136. Comment #168521 by mesomodel -

I mind massively if they say 'goddidit'. It's an insult to 3,000 years of scientific struggle for the truth.

Edit: Edited 'cos I still can't find a fucking keyboard that spells properly.

435. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168518 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:20 am

4130. Comment #168512 by Remnant -

In other news:

'Elastic Song Strangles Hucknall'.

'Drowned Italian Wins Eurovision'.

and The Sun, 'Robin Cock'

436. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168504 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:15 am

4124. Comment #168501 by Philip1978 -

Tried it. For some reason or other the sly little fucker ignores me. Quite why, I don't understand.


BTW.

Cheers!

437. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168502 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:13 am

4120. Comment #168494 by epeeist -

Not to mention, 'I find your lack of faith disturbing.'

438. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168497 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:12 am

4117. Comment #168486 by Remnant -

Headlines:

'Arafat Ablaze in Kerosene Oyster Hell'.

'Bank of England Recovers from Swollen Chairman Unusualness'.

'Boiled Dog Could do Maths, Claims Experimenter'.

439. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168485 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:07 am

4115. Comment #168481 by Peacebeuponme -

He's really had a number done on him by AIG and Ken Ham.
But I always understood that heaven hates ham. This does not make sense.

440. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168480 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:05 am

4113. Comment #168479 by Philip1978 -

How should we Troll him, Oh Lord?

441. Student's 'Be Happy, Not Gay' t-shirt ok

Comment #168478 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 7:02 am

11. Comment #168465 by Quetzalcoatl -

Perhaps we should have our own printed.

I'll let you guess what the slogan would be.

442. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168472 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 6:57 am

4099. Comment #168455 by Remnant -

Shut it, Remnant. I want you to stop.

443. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168468 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 6:56 am

4097. Comment #168452 by Remnant -


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444. Student's 'Be Happy, Not Gay' t-shirt ok

Comment #168456 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 6:51 am

Does the reverse say 'Kick Me'?

Just wondering....

445. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #168448 by irate_atheist on April 25, 2008 at 6:41 am

4087. Comment #168437 by Remnant -

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Captain Haddock 10-1

20-1 bar

446. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #167708 by irate_atheist on April 24, 2008 at 9:24 am

3701. Comment #167694 by IDiot -

You can critique whomsoever you like, age is no barrier.

Wait until you're a professional, qualified and trained in your field, and then some half-wit turns up who thinks they know better than you. Then you'll understand why some of us are, quite simply, pissed off at those who incapable of listening to science, reason and facts.

Get yourself a good well-rounded education. It's the best advice anyone can give you.

447. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #167702 by irate_atheist on April 24, 2008 at 9:18 am

3704. Comment #167698 by Steve Zara -

I would go further and call it evil.

448. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #167695 by irate_atheist on April 24, 2008 at 9:14 am

3693. Comment #167686 by Remnant -

Don't patronise me, you pathetic half-witted ignoramous.

By the way, how's your brother wooter?

449. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #167691 by irate_atheist on April 24, 2008 at 9:12 am

3691. Comment #167682 by Remnant -

Yes there was a global flood.
A monumentally stupid statement from a monumentally stupid person.

That's not a ad hom - it's a straightforward observation.

450. Lying for Jesus?

Comment #167680 by irate_atheist on April 24, 2008 at 9:04 am

3686. Comment #167675 by Remnant -

One day I hope you realise just how full of shit you and your religion are. When that happens, boy, you'll be so embarassed.

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