Comment 37 by irate_atheist :

Woo woo.

This should've been the thread ender, right here.

Sorry, Tyler, that was to Shrodinger's Cat...

Hmnh, what a steaming load. Do you even listen to yourself?

Seriously, read that shit out loud, and try not to giggle.

mordacious1-

Ah, okay then, so long as there's facilities of some kind, my mind is put to rest.

Okay, now I can enjoy this whole Pope protest deal without reservation. :D

Okay, I'm honest, this really is haunting me now, where is everyone pissing? Are there enough port-o-johns?

I get flashbacks of Woodstock 2, and shiver.

Aw, man, I hope like, people aren't resorting to Pringles cans, and soda bottles.

Oh, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight, and I need sleep, I got shit to do tomorrow.

Someone who's there, please tell me the bathroom situation is okay.

6 times the people expected?

My immediate reflex response was "oh gross...there's gonna be nowhere to piss".

...that's right where my mind goes...shakes head and sighs

mmurray-

So, you figure each couple is killing their own kids, or, they swap off with the neighbors?

Y'know, to overcome sentimentality.

And do ya suppose some go way over their quota, so some are left with no kids to kill?

I bet that's disappointing.

Wow...there's a thought...some people got no kids to kill at all...

I wonder if they feel un-American.

Why, that would be the saddest note of all...

What say you, Bendi?

bendigeidfran-

Yanks kill 4 of their own children a day.

Which yanks in particular?

Name names.

RichardMorgan-

It removed from my mind the last traces of a neurotic need to find something profound and meaningful in all the New Age, Woo-woo stuff.

Oh, yes, I forgot to mention, I am a Christian now,

...because the bronze age woo-woo is the good stuff. They had their woo-woo all sorted out in those days. The young whipper-snappers can't touch it.

Guess so...

So, did I ever get an answer to my question, or is William a'skeered of me?

So, creationist explanation for the tailbone?

Hell, while you're at it, nipples for men, what's that all about?

William moody-

Sorry, do you think the theory of evolution began with Darwin?

In the sense that it had a mechanism, and therefore meant anything, yeah.

IMHO, of course.

William Moody-

Evolution has been attacking creationism for thousands of years and it creationism is still strong today

Thousands of years you say?

Darwin was/is an immortal from Highlander then? Wow, who knew?

Does the "this is the church, this is the steeple...", pantomime, but adds the church collapsing due to termites at the end

Pissshitfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits.

:D

William Moody-

And the tailbone?

Excellent piece, Paula.

A slice of the good old days of this site. :)

So, what's happened since I've been on hiatus?

Anything good?

Ahh, got avatar going again. what an ordeal that was. Well, there, I'm back.

Waves to Paula, and Veronique

What Sarek said. :)

Abdul al-Hazred.

I hear that. Do you still vote, I know a lot of people who just gave up on the whole institution.

No...I'm not quite there yet.

I wanted to give Black Optimus Prime a chance before becoming as bitter as a McGovern voter....

It all tilts on him.

He'd better open the matrix up at the end of the first term.
That's what it's gonna take.

Come on, get your imaginations working, people.

*Grinds knuckle in eye in mock weeping*
Eeew, eew, I'm scawed, I wanna wun away!

Snap out of it!

Oh! What about the Klan burning one?

What repercussions will that have?

Won't it ruin their little parties?

Now, it's just a lowercase T.

Ooo, oo!! If it's a secular symbol, and there's no copyright on it, a corporation can grab it up!

Yeah, a chain of strip clubs!

Have a neon animation of a stripper riding it!

sidelined-

Does this mean that churches that display a cross symbol are now indicating they are now no longer a church organization but a secular one and are thus subject to taxation?

Oooo, excellent point.
keep it coming, folks!

Well, let's put it to the test.

If it's a secular symbol, then it's about as sacred as a "stop", sign, so let's get to dipping these things in shit, piss, those fuckin' chicken-for-bun sandwich abominations, get to it, arts community.

This is what we have you around for.
The time is now.

Morrington-

I have no intention...

All I needed to hear.
Fuck off, troll.

Morrington-

Could you supply a single quote?

nairbe-

...and build more resistance to change.

Such as?